SMP CriminalCrushers – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2572
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Towns Built:	9	Potions Brewed:	152
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Animals Bred:	181	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Void Armor Forged:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	102	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4768
Falling into the Void:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	5712	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	285
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	412208
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Endless Night Skies:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

Players:	96/300	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Wyrmholes Dug:	5