SMP CriminalCrushers – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players who have a criminal record! That’s right, if you haven’t been arrested at least once, you’re not welcome here.

But don’t worry, being a criminal in real life doesn’t mean you have to be a criminal in the game. In fact, we encourage players to engage in all sorts of illegal activities, like stealing diamonds from other players, building secret underground bases, and even starting a black market for rare items.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to break the rules, then join us today! Just remember, snitches get stitches, so keep your criminal activities on the down low.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Captain Crunch’s Crazy Craft – Sail the Seven Biomes on Version 1.20.4!

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Corsaire Minecraft Server

Server Name	Corsaire
Theme	Golden Age of Piracy
Map	Custom 1:100 Caribbean map

Features

Build real warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!
Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.
Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.

IP: Server is not released yet, join our discord server for more information!

Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I build my own town?	Yes, players can run their own towns and nations on the server.
Can I create my own warships?	Yes, players can build real warships such as brigantines, carracks, and galleons.
How can I become a dominant power on the server?	Players can rise to power by creating conflict, declaring wars on other nations, and forming strong militaries.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, players have control over the economy. They can create markets, trade with others, and become economic powerhouses.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	145

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Blocky Bazaar Minecraft Server

bazaar, Beers, blocky, forgetting, Friends, growth, introspection, Memories, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, past, Piano Covers, Reflection, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, Server, Store, teens, whisky

🍺 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency is whisky and beers! Buy a whisky to show off your sophistication, and grab 4 beers to pretend you have friends (even though they’re just pixels on a screen).

🎹 Join us for some epic piano covers of nostalgic tunes from your teen years, and try to remember what it was like back then when your only worry was which emo song to put on your Myspace profile.

🤪 Forget all your troubles and dive into our virtual world where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building the craziest creations you can imagine. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let the insanity begin! 🤣🎮🍻

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5223
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Sulemt hELL Minecraft SMP

12 inch feet, foot fantasy, foot fetish, foot massage, foot play, foot spa, foot treatment, foot worship, Hell, indulgence, Joimes, long toes, luxury, MASSAGE, Minecraft, pampering, pedicure, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Sulemt, what now

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come chill with us and let your worries melt away as you explore our insane world.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?

Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Communication, confession, CraftyFamily, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, family, Father, GENIUS, Guilt, Honesty, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, Plan, Promise, relationships, Schoolwork, secret, Server, teenager, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as a teenage mastermind? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate mind games and deception.

Imagine a world where you can pretend to be a Minecraft noob while secretly being a Minecraft pro, just like this daughter pretending to slack off in school while actually acing her exams.

Betray your friends’ trust, create elaborate schemes, and keep everyone on their toes. Just like this dad who spilled the beans on his daughter’s genius plan, you’ll never know who’s plotting behind your back on our server.

So if you’re ready for some next-level trickery and mind-bending fun, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one…especially your own family members.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TherapyRantCraft

birthday celebrations, blended family, Decision making, Family Therapy, favorite foods, food allergies, rant, sandwich, SNACKS, step siblings, therapy session, TherapyRantCraft, Traditions

Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	87	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

2024.., Challenges, climate change, Communication, Corruption, CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024, discrimination, education, environmental degradation, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, innovation, justice system, Political unrest, POVERTY, progress, resilience, societal issues, Technology

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Magic Items Found:	5975
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

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LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Ventilator Vibes

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Emeralds Found:	942
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ArtisNetwork

Survival

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Farms Harvested:	845
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

apartment complex, Argument, BYSTANDER, Community, concern, Cultural differences, domestic violence, ethical dilemma, gender dynamics, intervention, Minecraft, moral responsibility, Moving, new environment, OkayWomanRescue, public confrontation, Race, racial tension, Safety, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, WOMAN

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!