Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never talk about what happened during sex! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time someone built a giant statue of a creeper getting it on with a skeleton. It was so scandalous that even the Ender Dragon blushed! And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally set their bed on fire while trying out a new position. Trust me, you won’t find this level of chaos and hilarity anywhere else. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
Alien Abductions: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Potions Brewed: 87 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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