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AssassinateAssadCraft

AssassinateAssadCraft, assassination attempt, assassination plot, Bashar al-Assad, Conflict, diplomatic relations, eventful days, government officials, high alert, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, news headlines, political turmoil, Political unrest, russia, security breach, security measures, Terrorism, world events, world leaders

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier events than an assassination attempt on Bashar al-Assad in Moscow!

we got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot.

if you join now, you might even get to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

trust us, you won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some memories together!

Revive & Reproduce: The Phoenix Catastrophe

apocalyptic prophecy, catastrophe, danger, Extinction, FANTASY, Fire, Firebirds, immortal, immortal birds, legendary creatures, magical beings, mythical birds, mythical creatures, Mythology, natural predators, phoenix, Phoenixes, reproduce, resurrection, Revive, Supernatural, zoological catastrophe

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5622
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magic Items Found:	4354	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

so, like, on this server, you can, like, be a phoenix and revive and reproduce and stuff. it’s, like, totally crazy, man. imagine being a majestic bird that can come back to life and make more of yourself. and, get this, there’s, like, no predators to stop you. it’s a total zoo disaster waiting to happen. join now and be part of the chaos, dude!

Micro Algae Magic

Algae, aquatic ecosystem, bioremediation, ecological balance, ecological restoration, environmental conservation, environmental remediation, green algae, green technology, Magic, marine life protection, marine pollution, MICRO, microalgae, microorganism, microplastic degradation, microplastic removal, plastic waste management, pollution control, Sustainable development, sustainable solution, water pollution control, water quality improvement

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	42	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server where we use MICROALGAE to DESTROY microplastics in the water!!! it’s like a tiny army of algae warriors fighting against pollution and saving the environment, one block at a time. come join us and be a part of this epic battle against plastic waste! plus, our server has the best underwater adventures and secret algae hideouts for you to explore. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero for the environment in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Ancient Synagogue Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Ancient, early modern Judaism, Jewish architecture, Jewish art, Jewish artifacts, Jewish beliefs, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish customs, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Jewish identity, Jewish life, Jewish religion, Jewish rituals, Jewish society, jewish traditions, judaism, Quest, religious practices, synagogue, Torah

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual museum of early modern Judaism but with a twist! We got pixelated rabbis dropping sick beats and Torah scrolls that shoot lasers! It’s like stepping into a time machine, but instead of history, you’re surrounded by memes and diamond armor. Trust me, once you see Moses riding a pig through the Red Sea, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and yarmulke, and come join the chaos!

BlockyDNA Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, biological father, BlockyDNA, Confrontation, dna test, family, Fatherhood, home, Honesty, hurt, Marriage, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, paternity test, relationships, Secrets, Server, sole breadwinner, Trust, Ultimatum, Wife

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	559
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	167
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mines Excavated:	2090	Ores Mined:	4217
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s relationship!

Picture this: a whirlwind romance, a surprise pregnancy, and a marriage ultimatum all within a matter of weeks. But wait, there’s more! Accusations of infidelity, doubts about paternity, and a secret paternity test all happening behind the scenes. Will this player uncover the truth about their newborn’s parentage? Will they confront their spouse with the results? Only time will tell on our server!

But fear not, dear players, for amidst the chaos lies endless opportunities for adventure and fun. Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even uncover some secrets of your own. So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

WifeCraftAdventure

birthday celebration, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, emotional reactions, Exclusivity, f1 race, friendship, grandstand tickets, Honesty, Insecurity, long-term promises, Marriage, motorsports, relationships, sibling-like relationship, smoking cessation, trip planning, Trust, Understanding, WifeCraftAdventure

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some juicy relationship drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: a 30-year-old Minecraft player makes a deal with his 29-year-old friend to quit smoking in exchange for tickets to her favorite F1 race. But wait, there’s a twist! His 30-year-old wife gets jealous and demands to be included in the trip. Will he choose his friend or his wife? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of virtual sibling-like relationships, awkward conversations, and passive-aggressive behavior all in one Minecraft world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even score some grandstand tickets to a virtual F1 race! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decision-making.

Threaded Hispanic Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Asians, attention seeking, Behavior, Blacks, controversial topics, deflect attention, discrimination, Haven, Hispanic, Hispanics, inflammatory language, jeets, muslims, online forums, prejudice, racial tensions, racism, scapegoating, Seething, Social Issues, threaded, Threads, Whites

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Farms Harvested:	893
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the twisted mind of a shizo crazy 4chan anon!

We got players making threads seething about every race under the sun, just to distract themselves from the real chaos happening in the game. It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to question reality, make mistakes, and regret everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. It’s a rollercoaster of madness, and you won’t want to get off!

ColdCraft Minecraft Server

adulting, Boundaries, coldcraft, Communication, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, emotional maturity, friendship, ghosting, Honesty, Jealousy, judgmental, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal growth, possessiveness, self reflection, self-care, Server, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Void Armor Forged:	27
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Emeralds Found:	3206

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate the treacherous waters of fake friends and backstabbing buddies.

Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and betrayal – just like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks. You’ll never know who to trust as you build, mine, and survive in this chaotic world.

Meet new people, make new enemies, and watch out for those who pretend to be your friend only to stab you in the back. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on your toes and questioning everyone’s motives.

So come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of our Minecraft server. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back – you never know who might turn on you next!

DadDebtDilemma

bills, christmas gifts, communication breakdown, DadDebtDilemma, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, Filipino culture, financial responsibilities, Financial Stability, financial struggles, financial support, heartbroken, inflation, long distance family, monthly allowance, parental expectations, Resentment, sibling support, standing my ground, unappreciated

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of family drama and financial stress in real life? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about bills or demanding family members. No more chaotic group chats or ungrateful relatives – just peaceful mining and crafting.

Join now and leave all the drama behind! Build your own balikbayan boxes filled with virtual goodies and enjoy a stress-free virtual life. And don’t worry, we won’t ask for extra money for Christmas – in fact, we’ll give you virtual gifts instead!

Escape to our server, where the only chaos is caused by creepers and the only drama is deciding what color to dye your sheep. Say goodbye to real-life family issues and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

RegretKidnappingMe – Minecraft SMP

Kidnapped Regret Captors Resistance Strength Survival Courage Self-defense Escape Fight back Tough Resourceful Resilient Determined Unbreakable Fearless Fierce Fighter Protector Warrior, Minecraft, RegretKidnappingMe, smp

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. Plus, if you get kidnapped, our admin will swoop in on a dragon and rescue you with a sword made of pure awesomeness. Trust me, you do NOT want to miss out on this epic adventure! #JoinNow #BestSMPever #FlyingPigsFTW

CreeperCarnage: IdealDeathZn

CreeperCarnage, death contemplation, death fulfillment, death preferences, death reflection, death satisfaction, death scenario, death wishes, desired death, end of life, final moments, ideal death, ideal way to die, IdealDeathZn, mortality acceptance, peaceful departure, peaceful passing, perfect death, preferred death, preferred passing, ultimate death

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only way to die is by falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a zombie? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer the most EPIC ways to meet your demise! Want to be squished by a giant flying pig? Done. How about being turned into a block of cheese by a mischievous wizard? We got you covered. Join our server for the ultimate death experience and see if you can survive the insanity!

AssadCraft: Poisoned in Moscow

Assad, AssadCraft, assassination plot, chemical attack, conspiracy theories, Dictatorship, Government, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, Ousted leader, Poisoned, poisoning attempt, political turmoil, Politics, regime change, russia, security threat, Syria, unverified reports, War Crimes, world leaders

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A POISONING ATTEMPT ON A SYRIAN LEADER IN MOSCOW!

WE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A ROLLERCOASTER MADE OUT OF TNT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME EPIC PVP BATTLES AND BUILD A HOUSE MADE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE GOT MORE SECRETS THAN A SPY AGENCY AND MORE LAUGHS THAN A CLOWN CONVENTION! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… PROBABLY!

ZelieCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Community, competitive, Creative, Gaming, Hardcore, minecraft server, mmorpg, multiplayer, online platform, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, VPI, Vulture, ZelieCraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Zombie Dances:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

ZelieCraft is a server based on a small online platform.

We have:

Anarchy

Vulture

VPI

Hardcore

Pvp

ZelieCraft.aternos.me

Mystic Enchanted Isles 1.21.1

1.21.1, Enchanted, horny, Isles, lol, lol omg, LOL OMG she, LOL OMG she is, LOL OMG she is so, LOL OMG she is so horny, mystic, OMG, OMG she, OMG she is, OMG she is so, OMG she is so horny, She, She is, she is so, she is so horny, so, so horny, SOOO

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Towns Built:	7	Emeralds Found:	8002
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	83
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the mobs in this server are so frickin’ horny, like they’re all just tryna get it on 24/7. It’s like a freakin’ love fest up in here, but with creepers and skeletons instead of humans. And let me tell you, the Ender Dragon? Total freak in the sheets, if you catch my drift. So if you wanna get your Minecraft freak on, you better join this server right now, before all the mobs find other partners to get it on with. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, coworker, Coworkers, exclusion, feelings, friendship, invite, judgment, Minecraft, mutual coworkers, office dynamics, personal events, relationships, Server, small guest list, social etiquette, Upset, Wedding, WeddingCraft, work

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of dealing with wedding drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is invited to the virtual wedding of the century! No need to worry about hurting anyone’s feelings because in our pixelated world, everyone is a friend and everyone gets an invite.

Join us and witness the epic love story between a Minecraft player and their diamond pickaxe. Watch as they say “I do” in front of a crowd of creepers and skeletons, with fireworks made of TNT lighting up the sky.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most exclusive virtual wedding event of the year. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Join now and be part of the madness!

Players:	103/200	Votes:	5296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2