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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4361 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 614076 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 111 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high. We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with diamond-studded llamas, enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, even the zombies).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who wears a crown made of golden eggs and commands an army of warrior chickens armed with diamond swords. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!