SMP: AFKmininglol | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you sitting at home twiddling your thumbs, wishing you were part of an epic Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers break out into dance battles? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your wacky and wild Minecraft adventures!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high. We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with diamond-studded llamas, enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, even the zombies).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who wears a crown made of golden eggs and commands an army of warrior chickens armed with diamond swords. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Void Gems Collected:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchantments Applied:	131
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Dragons Tamed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Emeralds Found:	3517	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Star Shards Collected:	148
Crops Grown:	4941	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9784	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Votes:	8194	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3685	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	141	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magic Items Found:	6711
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1923
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Void Armor Forged:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Crops Grown:	5601	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Votes:	3101	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dragons Tamed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4607	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	780

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Buildings Constructed:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?