Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their hooves. Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
But the real reason to join? The legendary treasure hidden deep within our world. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a small village just waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Or will you fall victim to the lava pits and prank wars that await you? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and start your craziest Minecraft adventure yet!
