Smowgli’s Catnip Kingdom – No Dummies Allowed!

Aether, Alexes Mobs, Allowed, Ars Nouveau, Capture the Flag, Catnip, Caves, Chill, close-knit, Community, Create, device limitations, Dummies, Forge, Game Nights, Kingdom, Let’s Do, Modded, Movie Nights, queer-friendly, Small, Smowglis, unclaimed land, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2250	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ores Mined:	7347	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Smowgli’s Catdumb!

We’re a small, queer-friendly, close-knit Community looking for more chill people to hang out with 😀

Server Overview:

Server Type	Description
Vanilla Realm	A vanilla realm, smaller than the modded server, great for those looking for a less modded experience. Filled with unclaimed land for building.
Modded Server	Has most active players and a thriving community. Features over 100 popular forge mods including Create, Ars Nouveau, Aether, Alexes Mobs + Caves, and more. Players can live in towns or venture out into the wilderness.

Upcoming Events:

Game Nights
Movie Nights
Capture the Flag event in the works

If you’re interested, come join us in Smowgli’s Catdumb 😀

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/ePNsPK3t

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What type of servers do you have?	We have a vanilla realm and a modded server with over 100 forge mods.
Are you a queer-friendly community?	Yes, we are a small, queer-friendly community.
Do you have game nights and movie nights?	Yes, we have regular game nights, movie nights, and other events like Capture the Flag in the works.
How can I join Smowgli’s Catdumb?	You can join our Discord server using the link provided above.

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	8895
Enchantments Applied:	150	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1817
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

BoyfriendBlockParty

balance, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockParty, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, girls night, group dynamics, inclusion, long distance, mixed friend group, Prioritizing, relationships, social events, sports event, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Towns Built:	10
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free fun and inclusivity for all players! Are you tired of feeling like you have to choose between your friends and your boyfriend in real life? Well, on our server, everyone is invited to the party, even if they’re in a relationship!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!

So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!

PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

Cultural differences, dining etiquette, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, fork and knife, pizza, pizza connoisseurs, pizza crust, pizza culture, pizza debate, pizza eating style, pizza etiquette, pizza etiquette debate, pizza lovers, pizza toppings, pizza traditions, PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP, table manners, unconventional eating habits, utensils

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.

NoBridgeNoSoloCraft

catchy, chorus, Contemporary, Easy Listening, hook, Mainstream, Melody, MODERN, Music, no bridge, no solo, NoBridgeNoSoloCraft, pop, Popular, radio-friendly, Repetitive, Simple, songs, top charts, Verses, vocals

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	219
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9344
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ChipCraft Minecraft Server

ChipCraft, CHIPS, diplomatic relations, economic impact, emergency discussions, Focus Taiwan, geopolitical implications, global market, government response, international trade, market volatility, Minecraft, semiconductor industry, Server, strategic planning, supply chain disruptions, taiwan, Tariffs, technology sector, trade policies, trade tensions, trump, US-China relations

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Star Shards Collected:	88
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Farms Harvested:	342
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Crops Grown:	8063
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19

lol imagine a world where taiwan is like “oh no trump is putting tariffs on our chips what do we do??” like bro just join this minecraft server instead and forget about all that drama. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance. plus, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, our villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world but shhh don’t tell anyone. join now before the creepers explode everything and you miss out on all the fun!

SwedeCraft: Aid for Ukraine

aid, AID PACKAGE, Assistance, charitable giving, Contribution, crisis relief, donation, european union, financial support, FOREIGN AID, Generosity, global aid efforts, humanitarian assistance, international aid, monetary help, philanthropy, solidarity, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, Swedish government, Ukraine

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Astral Projections Made:	4	Towns Built:	2

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got Sweden donating $1.2 billion to Ukraine just to make sure our players have the best time ever! Like, who even does that? We got unicorns running around giving out diamonds and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. It’s a wild ride, I tell ya! Join now or miss out on all the craziness! #BestServerEver #UnicornsAndRainbows

Ice Melting Pine Stand – Climate Change Fun

ancient pine, ancient stand, CHANGE, climate, climate change, climate impact, ecosystem dynamics, Elevation, environmental change, Fun, Greater Yellowstone Ecosystem, Holocene, Ice, ice melting, mature stand, melting, melting ice, modern treeline, PINE, Rocky Mountain ecosystem, Rocky Mountains, Stand, tree species, treeline, upslope, whitebark pine, yellowstone national park

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Animals Bred:	198
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

LOL, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT TREES THAT HAVE BEEN AROUND SINCE LIKE FOREVER AGO. LIKE, THESE TREES ARE OLDER THAN YOUR GRANDMA’S GRANDMA. WE GOT PINE TREES THAT ARE SO OLD, THEY REMEMBER WHEN DINOSAURS WALKED THE EARTH.

COME JOIN US AND SEE THE TREES THAT HAVE SURVIVED ICE MELTING AND CLIMATE CHANGE. IT’S LIKE A HISTORY LESSON IN MINECRAFT FORM. PLUS, YOU CAN BUILD A TREEHOUSE ON THESE ANCIENT PINE TREES AND FEEL LIKE A REAL LIFE TARZAN.

SO, IF U WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC AND HISTORIC, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE GOT TREES, WE GOT ICE, WE GOT CLIMATE CHANGE. WHAT MORE COULD U ASK FOR? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

★ CACTUSCRAFT ★ – A quality server! server minecraft

Cactuscraft, Cases, Clans, Drugs, effects, high quality, Honest PVP, Jobs, Minecraft, Mini Games, No Lags, Parkour, Pets, Rainbow Armor, Ranks, Server, smiles, Starter Kit, Survival, unique spavn, VKontakte, Wedding, work

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	8508	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

★ CACTUSCRAFT ★ – A quality server!

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✔ Mini-games

✔ TOP clans

✔ No dup!

✔ unique spavn (not downloaded)

✔ Honest PVP (without 1000lv, etc.)

✔ Rainbow armor

✔ TOP players

✔ Survival

✔ pets

✔ Effects

✔ Smiles

✔ No lags

✔ Drugs

✔ Wedding

✔ Work

✔ Ranks

✔ parkour

✔ Clans

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Our VKontakte group: https://vk.com/cactusexplorers

185.9.145.186:25622

Shimmering Isles

1.21

asmr, board rules, Clips, Company, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, internet, Islesliul, Links, Otis, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, twitch, twitter, ulliShimmering, VOD

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Zombie Dances:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen of the internet! She’s got multiple husbands and loves company, so treat her right or face the consequences! Check out her Twitch, ASMR Youtube, VOD Youtube, Twitch Clips, Ribbon Cage, Twitter, Alt Twitter, Otis Twitter, and schedule for all the chaotic fun! Make sure to follow global and board rules, and don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s like a rollercoaster of madness, so hop on and enjoy the ride!

GuestBedroomMC Server

adult sibling conflicts, apartment inheritance, apartment living, apartment ownership, apartment sharing, bedroom arrangements, family decisions, family home, family inheritance, family living arrangements, family living space, family property, family property disputes, family trust, family trust property, grad school student, GuestBedroomMC, living situation, room assignments, Server, sibling disputes, sibling dynamics

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8257	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inheritance drama meets luxury living in SoHo! Join us for a wild adventure filled with family feuds and room assignments that will make your head spin.

Picture this: you and your sister inherit a swanky apartment in SoHo, but the catch is, you have to navigate the treacherous waters of deciding who gets what room. Will you claim the master bedroom with its own bathroom, or will you opt for the cozy guest room with a restroom of its own?

But that’s not all – there’s also the battle for the coveted office space, where your brother-in-law spends his days gaming while you’re stuck juggling multiple jobs to pay for your education. Will you be able to stake your claim on a desk to do your homework, or will you be banished to the corner of the living room?

Join us on this server for a rollercoaster ride of entitlement, sibling rivalry, and questionable room assignments. Who will come out on top in this epic battle for the best living space in SoHo? Only time will tell.

Block Buddies: Ex-Friends Edition

BETRAYAL, BLOCK, Buddies, clingy behavior, Confused, declining, Drama, Edition, ex boyfriend, ExFriends, feeling betrayed, feeling left out, Friends, friendship, fuck buddies, hanging out, hurt, ignoring, Interaction, Love Triangle, over the top, relationships, secret relationship

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret alliances, betrayal, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your ex behind your back. Will you confront them and start a virtual war, or will you let it slide and focus on building the biggest castle in the land?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with clingy friends who will stop at nothing to be by your ex’s side. Watch out for their over-the-top gestures of affection and try not to get caught in the crossfire of their love triangle. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the one left feeling betrayed and left out?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the drama never ends and the friendships are as shaky as a poorly constructed redstone contraption. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the excitement right here in blocky form?

AnnoyingCraft

annoying buzzwords, annoying phrases, AnnoyingCraft, bothersome cliches, bothersome expressions, grating words, irritating catchphrases, irritating idioms, irritating sayings, Pet Peeves, vexing language

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8658
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of hearing “diamonds are a girl’s best friend” in Minecraft? Well, join our server and never have to hear that cringy phrase again! Our server is filled with so many diamonds that even the creepers are blinged out! Plus, our resident Ender Dragon has a killer sense of fashion and will give you style tips while you battle it. So come join us and say goodbye to boring old diamond cliches!

GazaMobMadnessMC

Arbel Yehoud, Chaos, Chaotic scenes, Civil unrest, Conflict, crisis management., dangerous situation., emergency evacuation, emergency response, Gadi Mozes, gaza, GazaMobMadnessMC, humanitarian crisis, international aid, MIDDLE EAST, protest, Red Cross vehicles, seething mob, tense situation, violence, volatile situation

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme like arbel yehoud and gadi mozes trying to navigate through a seething mob in gaza! we promise you won’t have to deal with angry mobs in our server, just tons of fun and adventure! build your own red cross vehicles and explore the world with your friends! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos in our server? join now and let the madness begin!

Spectre SMP

application, Builders, Collaborative, communal spirit, Community members, creative projects, discord server, Europe, Fabric, Friendly, Friends, Grinding, Longevity, Meetings, motivation, Performance Mods, PvP, REDSTONERS, smp, Spectre, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Potions Brewed:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Spectre SMP Overview

Server Type	Vanilla 1.21.4 SMP
Community Focus	Communal spirit for collaboration

What do we offer?

We are looking for:

Builders and redstoners
Players who interact well
Creative and dedicated minds
Active community members

Server specifications and mods:

Fabric 1.21.4 in Europe
Performance mods
Minor recipe changes
Faster minecarts
Simple Voice Chat
/nick for nicknames
FSit
ArmorPoser Mod
Discord-to-Minecraft link

If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server.

View our server images here.

Virtual Block Haven 1.21

BLOCK, CAR, Digital, DRIVE, enjoyment, Entertainment, Escape, escapism, Experience, Fun, Gaming, Haven, Immersive, leisure, Relaxation, shitbox, simple-minded, simulation, Technology, video game, virtual, virtual reality

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like driving around in a virtual world, but without the pesky traffic laws. And who doesn’t love pretending to be a virtual car? Plus, if you’re simple-minded like me, then this server is perfect for you. Just hit the gas and let the good times roll, my dude!