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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5
Emeralds Found: 1030 Epic Quests Completed: 13
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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