SmoothieCraft: Wife Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	85
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with a spouse who can’t appreciate a good smoothie? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you won’t have to worry about making smoothies at the wrong time or dealing with constant interruptions during important discussions.

Our server is a smoothie-free zone, where you can build to your heart’s content without any negative vibes. Plus, we have a special bathroom schedule feature that ensures everyone has enough time to poop before smoothie-making commences.

So if you’re looking for a place to relax, unwind, and avoid smoothie-related arguments, join our server today! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate escape from marital strife?

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	353
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	8364
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9952	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5493
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	74	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Void Gems Collected:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Endless Night Skies:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8967
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crops Grown:	5154
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Gods Slained:	2

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8165
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
New Chunks Explored:	241109	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Holy Grails Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Farms Harvested:	609	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ores Mined:	1283
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	6	Buildings Constructed:	35
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Villages Defended:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Divine Spears Created:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!