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Players: 97/200 Votes: 6167
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 3392 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Buildings Constructed: 8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with a spouse who can’t appreciate a good smoothie? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you won’t have to worry about making smoothies at the wrong time or dealing with constant interruptions during important discussions.

Our server is a smoothie-free zone, where you can build to your heart’s content without any negative vibes. Plus, we have a special bathroom schedule feature that ensures everyone has enough time to poop before smoothie-making commences.

So if you’re looking for a place to relax, unwind, and avoid smoothie-related arguments, join our server today! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate escape from marital strife?

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