SmoothCriminal | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Farms Harvested:	835
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Emeralds Found:	8569	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	6291	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	175620	Divine Spears Created:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	369
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5933	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	549	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Alien Abductions:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Animals Bred:	29

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	66
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Votes:	7487
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Love Letters Sent:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Emeralds Found:	6189
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!

Players:	97/800	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	2