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Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
Void Gems Collected: 15 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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