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Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Mythical Swords Crafted: 55
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
Buildings Constructed: 28 Villages Defended: 14

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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