Smokeysservers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3909	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	342	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1332
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Void Gems Collected:	38	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Enchantments Applied:	214	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Dimension Hops:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Emeralds Found:	8884	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	243	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Players:	98/700	Votes:	5525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Star Shards Collected:	285	Endless Mazes Solved:	1