Smokeysservers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Relationships Rock: Men’s Edition

Commitment, couples, DATING, Edition, findings, Intimacy, long-term relationships, male sexuality, Men, Mens, monogamy, Partnership, Psychology, relationships, research, Rock, satisfaction, sexual functioning, sexual health, sexual orientation, short-term mating strategies, Singles, study

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate place for all the dudes in relationships to come and, like, level up their sexual functioning, bro! like, forget about being single and lonely, come join us and experience higher levels of, like, sexual awesomeness!

we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!

so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!

Mystic Moonlight Oasis 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alpha, based gigachad, cuck, Difference, Freak, Hubby, incel, insecure, Loser, male friends, MOONLIGHT, muslims, mystic, non-Muslim, Oasis, real man, Respect, subjugate, Traditionalist, Virgin, white sharia, Women

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the ultimate epic gamer paradise where you can unleash your inner alpha chad vibes and dominate like a boss! 🎮💥

Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥

You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness

SkillfulSMP: “CraftySkills”

acquired skill, beneficial skill, CraftySkills, everyday skill, handy skill, life skill, New skill, personal growth, practical skill, random skill, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, SkillfulSMP, surprising skill, talent development, unconventional skill, unexpected skill, unique skill, useful skill, valuable skill

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just mining for diamonds one day and I accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And get this, the carrots gave me the power to fly like a majestic unicorn! 🦄 So now I can soar through the skies and rain down enchanted diamond swords on my enemies. It’s totally bananas, bro!

But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!

So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW

Crafty2025: The Year of Missing Blocks

2024 vs 2025, 2025 predictions, Advancements, aspirations, blocks, changes, Crafty2025, dreams, Evolution, Expectations, future technology, growth, hopes for the future, IMPROVEMENTS, innovation, Long-term goals, missing, new developments, Possibilities, progress, trends, upcoming year, Wishlist, year

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Divine Spears Created:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	101	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind in 2025!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.

But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!

BlockyMurderMayhem

BlockyMurderMayhem, caribbean, Community, crime, Crisis, emergency, escalation, Government, Homicide, intervention, law enforcement, measures, murder rate, public health, response, Safety, SECURITY, society, tobago, trinidad, violence

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Emeralds Found:	7388
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Yo, fam, forget about all that real world drama, come join our lit Minecraft server where the only emergency is running out of diamonds! We got so much chaos and fun, you’ll forget all about those murder rates soaring in Trinidad and Tobago.

Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Eternal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal agriculture, Animal Behavior, animal consumption, animal education, animal fear, animal husbandry, animal products, animal psychology, animal rights, animal welfare, Cows, eating animals, ETERNAL, Goats, Horses, live chickens, people, Pets, Pigs, Realms, self-proclaimed, small insects

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll see more chickens, goats, cows, pigs, and horses than you ever thought possible! And get this, you can actually eat them too!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, creativity, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, imagination, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, personal development, Potential, self improvement, skill, smp, talent, talent acquisition, TalentlessTom, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9644
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Potions Brewed:	57
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

CraftyBillionaire

2 billion dollars, abundance, charitable giving, CraftyBillionaire, dream life, dream purchases, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, fulfillment, Generosity, Happiness, Investments, life goals, life-changing decisions, luxury lifestyle, money management, philanthropy, success, wealth

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magic Items Found:	6467
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

BlockyParentPenalty

BlockyParentPenalty, Community, consequences, crime, Grief, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Loss, mental health, parents, Prevention, punishment, Rehabilitation, RESPONSIBILITY, school attack, Serbian court, Support, teenager, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Potions Brewed:	180
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem

1970, 2000, Analysis, cinematic trends, cultural impact, database, English language, film industry, killing, linguistic patterns, machine learning, MAYHEM, Movie, movies, murder, MurderCraft, Produced, researchers, rising trend, study, Subtitles, verbs, violent content

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!

CraftLegion.RU Minecraft server

car mine, CraftLegion.RU, Custom Items, custom login messages, daily freebie, Donation cases, fighting arena, free case, graphical interface, grief items, minecraft server, mini-quests, No Lags, Parkour, Potions, Private, titles, top players, two currencies, unique items

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Chimeras Created:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

? Welcome to our Minecraft server! ?

Are you looking for a new, exciting world where you can have fun and earn unique privileges? We have prepared the perfect server for you with a lot of cool features! ?

? What awaits you on our server?

A free case right from the first login is your chance to get cool rewards! ?

3 donation cases for real gamers to become even stronger! ?

Titles for pride and respect – show everyone who the real leader is here! ?

A car mine where you can extract resources without wasting time! ⛏

Top players – become the best among the best and get well-deserved rewards! ?

Daily freebie – don’t miss your chance to get bonuses every day! ?

Beautiful graphical interface and menu with amazing effects that make the game even more exciting! ?

Custom items and unique items that can’t be found anywhere else! ?

Grief items for real fighters and action lovers! ⚔

Mini-quests so you don’t get bored and always find something new! ?

Two currencies: in-game for purchases and real for winning at roulette or participating in an auction! ?

Fighting arena – fight with other players and get valuable prizes! ⚔

Parkour in the lobby for those who love a challenge! ?

Custom login messages to make your appearance memorable! ?

Private so that your territory is safe from other players! ?

Potions with unusual effects for real magicians and alchemists! ?

No lags, no problems – just play and enjoy the freedom of action! ?

Join us and become part of the exciting world of Minecraft, where everything depends only on you! We are waiting for you on our server – CraftLegion.ru! ?

? Ready for an adventure? ?

play.craftlegion.ru

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	New Chunks Explored:	762376
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Love Letters Sent:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Players:	109/700	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29