SmokeCraft: Premature Deaths | New Minecraft Servers 2024

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, exhaustion, family, financial burden, household chores, JobBlock, Marriage, Minecraft, Overtime, overwhelmed, parenting, part time, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, second job, Server, Support, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Items Found:	8297
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Crops Grown:	9800	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

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Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Buildings Constructed:	37
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

Armed Forces, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarfare, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Military depots, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, SECURITY, strike, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Items Found:	2314	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Dragon Eggs Found:	9639	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

BlockyBae, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NoPlansNoNiece

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Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Hatewatchers United

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Are you tired of being surrounded by people who worship a certain movie or TV show that you just can’t stand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where all the characters from that annoying show have been banished to a faraway island where they can’t bother you anymore. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and laugh maniacally as you watch those pesky characters try to survive without their precious fans. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	57897
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Potions Brewed:	130
Divine Spears Created:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5908

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

arin, arin hanson, dan avidan, danny, egoraptor, funny, Game Grumps, game play, gamegrumps, gameplay, Gaming, Let’s Play, Letsplay, Minecraft, Server, Walkthrough

GameGrumps is a popular YouTube channel and entertainment duo consisting of Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan. Known for their Let’s Play videos, reviews, and comedic commentary on various video games, GameGrumps has gained a large following since its inception in 2012. With a mix of nostalgia, humor, and genuine friendship, they have become a beloved staple in the gaming community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mines Excavated:	1518	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, BOUGHTER, building, Clans, Community, Conquer, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Friendly, Materials, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Shop, Survival, TEAM, Territories, Tools

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	679311	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

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Insomniacs SMP Overview

Name	Insomniacs SMP
Platform	BEDROCK
Discord Link	Join us on Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	In order to join the server, you must verify yourself by filling out a 3 question form and providing proof by SS.
Is the Discord link safe?	Yes, the Discord link is safe to use.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Zombie Dances:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	443

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures and outrageous fun that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the creepers and claim the title of Dance King? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we have special events like the Crocolisk Mount Race where you can ride a crocodile through a treacherous obstacle course to win fabulous prizes. And don’t forget about our Shark Hat Fashion Show, where players compete to see who can rock the shark hat with the most style.

Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dominican Minecraft SMP Migrants

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the Dominican migrants roam free and build epic structures? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing Dominican migrants throwing a fiesta like no other. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Emeralds Found:	2815	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

WaterWarriorz

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Come join our Minecraft server where splitting the bill evenly is a thing of the past! We believe in fair play and that means you only pay for what you consume, just like our friend who only had water and a side salad. No more being called cheap for not wanting to pay for someone else’s extravagant meal choices!

On our server, you can build your own virtual restaurant where you can serve up whatever you want without worrying about splitting the bill. Want to charge extra for avocado on toast? Go for it! Want to have a “water only” section for those budget-conscious diners? The choice is yours!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can eat, drink, and mine to your heart’s content without the pressure of splitting the bill equally. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously fair?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Animals Bred:	37	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	261