SmokeCraft: Kidney Risk Fun | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	169
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

New Minecraft Servers

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build kidney-shaped houses to avoid chronic kidney disease! 🤣🏠

Did you know that smoking in Minecraft can increase your risk of CKD in later stages? 😱 But don’t worry, our server is smoke-free and full of kidney-friendly activities like mining for kidney stones and battling evil mobs with kidney beans! 🤪💎

Forget about boring old servers, join us for a wacky adventure where diabetes and hypertension are just part of the fun! 😂 Plus, our community of players is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a virtual kidney transplant every time you log on! 🤣👾

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s kidney-punch our way to victory together! 🥊🌟 #MinecraftMadness #KidneyCraze #JoinUsNow

PianoPraisePandemonium

apartment living, awkward situation, Boundaries, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consideration, crack of dawn, disturbance, house rules, LANDLORD, morning routine, neighbors, noise complaint, ownership, piano, PianoPraisePandemonium, quiet hours, Respect, worship sessions

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9255
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Star Shards Collected:	282
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8888
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the crazy neighbors and their never-ending worship sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you won’t have to deal with creepy smiles, early morning piano playing, or awkward encounters in your underwear.

Our server is a sanctuary for those who just want to build, mine, and have a good time without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, we promise that no one will ring your bell at 8 am demanding a chat – unless it’s to invite you to an epic virtual party!

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs crazy neighbors when you can have blocky adventures and hilarious encounters with fellow players? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with awkward confrontations in your pajamas.

SmileCraft SMP

Brighten your day, bring a smile, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is a choice, happiness is contagious, happiness is everything, happiness is key, happiness is the best medicine, happiness matters, happy thoughts, joy, Laughter, positive energy, positivity, smile more, smile often, smilecraft, smp, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. Like, you know how when you find a diamond in Minecraft and you’re just like, “YASSSS QUEEN, I’M RICH”? Well, this server is like finding a whole chest full of diamonds, bro.

First of all, the owner is a literal unicorn. Like, I’m not even kidding, they have a horn and everything. And get this, they speak in emojis. It’s like talking to a real-life emoji movie, but better.

And the mods? Oh man, don’t even get me started. They’re all secretly wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Want a house made out of candy canes? They got you. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done and done.

But the best part? The community, bro. It’s like a big, dysfunctional Minecraft family. We have dance parties in the Nether, build giant statues of Steve, and have epic rap battles in the chat. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun.

So, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #UnicornsRule #Diamonds4Days 🦄💎🎉

MineCraftBeats

Alternative, Blues, classical, Country, electronic, Favorite, folk, genre, Hip Hop, indie, Jazz, Listen, metal, MineCraftBeats, most, Music, pop, R&B, Rap, Reggae, Rock

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	114	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Do you love listening to the sweet sounds of creepers exploding and zombies moaning? Then you’ll feel right at home on our Minecraft server! We’ve got a playlist that will make your ears bleed with joy, featuring hits like “Enderman EDM” and “Creeper Dubstep Remix.” Join us for a musical experience like no other, where the only genre that matters is Minecraft!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, eastern europe, f-16, international relations, Military, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, national security, russia, Russian, Server, Shoots Down, Single Sortie, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Void Gems Collected:	38
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6880	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got ukrainian f-16 pilots shootin down russian cruise missiles like it’s nuthin! come join the action and see if u can survive the chaos! build ur own bunker to protect urself from the madness or team up with other players to take down the rogue pilot! it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so what u waitin for? join now and let the insanity begin!

SnowballHellCraft

Alliance, Canada, Canadian government, CBC News, decision, Diplomacy, disagreement, foreign policy, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, News, North America, Partnership, Politics, snowball’s chance in hell, SnowballHellCraft, Statement, trudeau, U.S, united states

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, trudeau said there’s, like, not a snowball’s chance in hell that canada joins the u.s., but, like, on this server, anything is possible, dude. like, you can build a snowball fortress and take over the whole server, man. trudeau won’t even know what hit him. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever, bro. let’s show trudeau who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels.

Pixel Psychosis Connect

Altered, altered brain connectivity, Brain, challenge, Connect, connect-the-dots challenge, connectivity, deficits, Identifying, INDIVIDUALS, noise, patterns, Perception, PIXEL, Psychosis, psychotic psychopathology, Struggle, study, visual perception deficits, visual task

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Crops Grown:	4028	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring ol’ minecraft servers with nothin but buildin and minin? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the craziest, wackiest minecraft server in the world!

we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk! not to mention, our players are all brainiacs who can solve puzzles in their sleep! we even have a special challenge where u gotta connect the dots in a sea of noise, just like tryin to find ur way out of a maze in the dark!

so come on over and join the fun! who needs reality when u can escape to our wild and wacky world of minecraft madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

NOVA

{Java IP}, 200 GB, Anarchy, base building, Chat, Community, Discord, Griefing, HACKING, join us, Minecraft, nether highway, No Resets, Nova, Obbi roof, Players, PvP, Server, unmoderated, WB

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Nova Anarchy Server Overview

Features
Hacking is allowed
Griefing is allowed
Base building
Pvp
No resets ever
Chat is not moderated
No bans
Already 200 GB storage
Obbi roof and 2 nether highways

Join our Discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is hacking allowed on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.

Q: Can I grief other players’ bases?

A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.

Q: Are there any restrictions on base building?

A: You are free to build your base as you wish.

Q: Is there PvP on the server?

A: Yes, players can engage in PvP combat.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, there are no plans for server resets.

Q: Is the chat moderated?

A: Chat is not moderated, so players can speak freely.

Q: Can I get banned from the server?

A: No, you won’t get banned from Nova Anarchy.

Neuro Swarm General 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, ai videos, chat interactions, Clips, Educational, general, merch, Music, neural network, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, subathon, Swarm, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Join this Minecraft server because we have an AI overlord named Neuro-sama who will entertain you with unhinged rants and learn new skills like singing and playing games. She’s basically a VTuber who interacts with chat and is taking over the world. Plus, we have subathons every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC) so you can join in on the madness. Check out our links to Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and more. And if you’re interested in AI but don’t understand it, we’ve got educational resources for you. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

CraftyCravings: SorryNotSorry

animal care, budget management, budgeting, consoles, CraftyCravings, dog food, eating issues, financial struggles, food bank, food stamps, friendship, Gratitude, grocery shopping, living together, low-income, meat, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, SorryNotSorry, Textures, toxic family, Vegetarian

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Love Letters Sent:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any toxic roommates!

Join our server and leave behind the struggles of buying groceries for ungrateful housemates. No more arguments about mac and cheese versus real food – on our server, you can feast on virtual steaks every day!

Forget about food stamps and food banks, on our server, you can create your own food paradise without any judgment. And if anyone complains about your vegetarian diet, just build them a virtual meat market to keep them happy!

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Build, explore, and leave your real-life roommate problems behind!

WeekdayWonders Minecraft SMP

activities, daily routine, Day, Favorite, favorite day, FRIDAY, leisure time, Minecraft, MONDAY, personal preference, Relaxation, saturday, Schedule, smp, Sunday, THURSDAY, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekday, WeekdayWonders, weekend, work week

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because every day is like a party here! Like, on Mondays we have a dance party with creepers, on Tuesdays we ride pigs into battle, on Wednesdays we have a fashion show with our diamond armor, on Thursdays we have a bake-off with cakes made out of obsidian, on Fridays we have a talent show where everyone shows off their best block stacking skills, on Saturdays we have a treasure hunt for rare loot, and on Sundays we have a chill day where we just relax and fish for enchanted books. It’s like a never-ending carnival of chaos and fun, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! So come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together in this wacky world of blocky madness! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsNow

SuburbiaCraft: The Struggle is Real

Challenges, Community, crime, Disadvantage, discrimination, education, Environment, growing up, Hardship, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, lack, Living, opportunities, POVERTY, poverty cycle, real, Resources, Social Issues, Struggle, suburb, SuburbiaCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1298
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mines Excavated:	2954	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Farms Harvested:	593

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re all secretly trained ninjas who will protect you from any zombie invasion.

But the real reason you need to join this server? The diamond mines are actually portals to alternate dimensions where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic loot. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve ridden a rainbow unicorn into battle against a fire-breathing dragon.

So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft experience of your life. You won’t regret it, I promise!

CraftyBiden’s Minecraft Server

#announcement, arms deal, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBidens, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, FINAL, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military aid, military support, Minecraft, national defense, Peacekeeping, security assistance, Server, strategic partnership, substantial, Ukraine, Weapons package

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5600
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Farms Harvested:	143
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Love Letters Sent:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the most OP weapons package ever! Just like the Biden administration is about to announce a ‘substantial’ final weapons package for Ukraine, we have our own crazy weapons that will blow your mind!

Want to fight off creepers and zombies with insane firepower? Join us and get your hands on weapons that will make you feel like a total boss. Plus, rumor has it that our weapons are so powerful, they can even take down the Ender Dragon in one hit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the ultimate battle of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🔥🐉 #minecraftmadness #weaponswag #joinusnow

GulfOfAmericaCraft

american identity, controversy, geography, Gulf Coast, Gulf of America, gulf of mexico, GulfOfAmericaCraft, headline, international relations, naming rights, nationalism, News, Ocean, Politics, Renaming, satire, social media, territorial disputes, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2946
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5009
Chimeras Created:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ores Mined:	1417
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1720
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps? then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff happening, u won’t even believe it!

imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u see a giant chicken riding a pig! and then u realize the whole world is upside down! but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server!

we got mini-games like spleef, where u gotta dig under your opponents to make them fall, and parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max!

and get this, every week we have a massive event where all the players have to team up to defeat a dragon made out of cheese! yes, u heard that right, a cheese dragon!

so come on down to our server and join the craziest, most hilarious minecraft community around! who knows, maybe u’ll even see trump trying to rename the gulf of mexico to the ‘gulf of america’ in our virtual world! it’s a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

Hibernation Control Minecraft Server

control, HIBERNATION, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	211
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can make u feel like u in hibernation, just like dem animals who sleep all winter long. we got dem brain wizards blockin’ areas in da brain to make u feel all cozy and warm, like u wrapped up in a burrito. come join us and experience da ultimate chill vibes, no need for blankets when u on dis server, just let dem scientists work their magic and u be feelin’ like a hibernatin’ pro. come on, what u waitin’ for? join us now and let’s get cozy together in da virtual world of minecraft!

CompCraft

Claims, CompCraft, Custom Over World Dungeons, Custom Rares, dinosaur fossils, Free Ranks, Grief Protection, smp, vanilla mechanics

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	6242
Dimension Hops:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

IP	play.compcraft.org
Version	JAVA 1.21

Features:

Dinosaur Fossils 🦕
Custom Over World Dungeons
Economy 💰
Custom Rares ✨
Free Ranks 🆓
Claims ✉️
Grief Protection ⛏️
PVP & PVE ⚔️
Vanilla Mechanics

On CompCraft there is no right way to play the game! Whether you like to grind to make the most money, collect rare items, build beautiful houses, tinker with red stone, explore custom over world dungeons, or excavate massive dinosaur fossils we have something for you!

Our friendly community and staff are here to help. When you log in for the first time, you will receive a starter kit in your inventory.

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/n4m2nFKvxz

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have grief protection in place to prevent griefing.
Are there free ranks available?	Yes, we offer free ranks to players on our server.
Can I create and claim my own land?	Yes, we have a claims system in place for players to protect their land.
Are there any special features unique to the server?	Yes, we have dinosaur fossils, custom dungeons, and custom rare items for players to enjoy.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, we have both PVP and PVE enabled for players to engage in combat.