SmokeCraft: Kidney Risk Fun | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	120
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

New Minecraft Servers

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build kidney-shaped houses to avoid chronic kidney disease! 🤣🏠

Did you know that smoking in Minecraft can increase your risk of CKD in later stages? 😱 But don’t worry, our server is smoke-free and full of kidney-friendly activities like mining for kidney stones and battling evil mobs with kidney beans! 🤪💎

Forget about boring old servers, join us for a wacky adventure where diabetes and hypertension are just part of the fun! 😂 Plus, our community of players is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a virtual kidney transplant every time you log on! 🤣👾

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s kidney-punch our way to victory together! 🥊🌟 #MinecraftMadness #KidneyCraze #JoinUsNow

Island Explorers Guild 1.20.4

1.20.4, abortion clinics, antidepressants, atheism, Christianity, critical race theory, disability advocates, economics professors, English language, Explorers, gay pride parades, GDP growth, gender affirming surgeries, guild, Immigrants, ISLAND, McDonalds, plastic toys, pornography, queer theory, Rap Music, Stock Markets, Traveling, video games

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ores Mined:	4171	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Join our Minecraft server where you can introduce McDonald’s, English language, and even gay pride parades to the natives! Show them the wonders of critical race theory and rap music while calling them jealous small dick racists who need medicine. There’s no Sentinelese race, just individuals ready to join your culture. Come and be part of this chaotic adventure!

ToxicCultureMC SMP

country culture, cultural attitudes, cultural behavior, cultural beliefs, cultural impact, cultural influence, cultural norms, cultural practices, cultural toxicity, cultural toxicity in communities, cultural toxicity in nations, cultural toxicity in society, cultural toxicity in the world, Cultural traditions, cultural values, harmful culture, negative culture, smp, societal toxicity, toxic culture, ToxicCultureMC

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Buildings Constructed:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most toxic culture in your country but in a good way! Like, we have players who will literally build giant statues of themselves and demand sacrifices of diamonds every full moon. And don’t even get me started on the drama, it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and lava. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin. It’s wild, you gotta join and experience the chaos for yourself! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

BookCrafters

Author, bestseller, Book, BookCrafters, bookstore, bookworm, Characters, classic, Contemporary, favourite book, Fiction, genre, library, literary, Literature, must-read, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, Plot, reading

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Enchantments Applied:	294	Endless Night Skies:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Are you tired of boring old book clubs where all you do is sit around and discuss literature? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where we bring your favorite books to life in the most epic way possible. Imagine fighting off hordes of zombies with Harry Potter by your side, or building a castle with the help of Gandalf. Who needs a book club when you can live out your favorite stories in Minecraft? Join now for a literary adventure like no other!

KruglenkoeCraft Minecraft Server

Ambush, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deadly, Defeat, Defense, frontline report, Geopolitics, International, Kruglenkoe, KruglenkoeCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, North Korean forces, RETALIATION, russia, Server, SKIRMISH, strategy, Ukrainian trap, WARFARE

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? then u gotta join our server, where we have the most intense battles u can imagine.

imagine this: u and ur friends are exploring a mysterious cave when suddenly, u stumble upon a secret portal that transports u to a world where North Korean forces are battling Ukrainian soldiers near Russia’s Kruglenkoe. u gotta choose a side and fight for ur life in this epic showdown.

But wait, there’s more! we have hidden treasures, magical creatures, and even a talking llama who will guide u on ur quest. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. don’t miss out on the action, join now!

KosovoBarricadeBuilderGoneWrong

Assassination, BALKANS, Barricades, Conflict, death, eastern europe, ethnic tensions, extremism, international relations, kosovo, KosovoBarricadeBuilderGoneWrong, Militia, nationalism, News, paramilitary group, Political unrest, Radicalism, Serbian Chetnik, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can build barricades like a Serbian Chetnik in Kosovo! But watch out, because you might end up getting killed in Ukraine like that guy. It’s a wild ride of adventure and danger, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world. Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. What are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

Crafty Dementia Risk Server

Aging population, cognitive decline, Crafty, dementia, dementia development, dementia prevention, dementia risk, education level, health disparities, mental health, neurological disorders, POVERTY, poverty and dementia, poverty consequences, poverty correlation, poverty effects, poverty impact, poverty research, poverty risk, reduced attainment, Risk, risk of dementia, Server, socioeconomic status

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be like, super smart? well, this server is the place for u! join us and u will be so smart u will never forget where u put ur diamonds! plus, if u join, u will be protected from the evil dementia monsters that try to steal ur brain cells. so come on, join us and become the smartest player in all of minecraft!

Eco Craft Haven 1.20

Craft, Eco, Haven

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s like a party in your brain? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a galaxy of cheese!

You’ll be mining diamonds while jamming out to sick beats from DJ Creepers, who will blow your mind with his sick drops and explosive tunes.

And get this, our PvP arena is like a battle royale on steroids, with players duking it out with enchanted weapons and armor that will make you question if you’re even in the same dimension anymore.

Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a pair of Enderman’s pants, with players from all over the world coming together to build epic structures and troll each other with pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience a virtual world that’s more bonkers than a chicken wearing a top hat!

BroBro’s Minecraft Server

Accountability, advocacy, autism, behavior management, Boundaries, BroBros, Communication, compassion, consequences, discipline, Empathy, family dynamics, Honesty, intervention, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, Server, sibling relationships, special needs, Support, Understanding

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Animals Bred:	100
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4605
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Potions Brewed:	100	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Looking for a place where you can get away with anything and everything? Look no further!

Join us for a wild ride filled with fake Facebook accounts, school shooting jokes (totally hilarious, right?), and fat-shaming your relatives. Our players are experts at pushing boundaries and getting away with it all, just like Dean!

But that’s not all – we also have cat bullying, subtle parent antagonizing, and a whole lot of “I’m not being bad, right?” moments. Our community is all about pushing the limits and seeing just how far we can go without facing any consequences.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troublemaker run wild, join us now! Just remember, on this server, anything goes – no matter how outrageous or controversial. See you there!

NoRoomForBrosGF

apartment living, brothers girlfriend, Communication Issues, difficult decisions, family expectations, Family Support, financial strain, living situation, long-term guest, lost job, NoRoomForBrosGF, personal comfort, personal space, privacy concerns, relationship boundaries, roommate conflict, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, support network, temporary living arrangement

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7411
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of personal space and privacy! Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about unwanted houseguests moving in for “at least 6 months” without your consent.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without the fear of your brother’s girlfriend taking over your space. Our server is the perfect place for those who value peace and quiet after a long day of mining and crafting.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your sanity for the sake of family harmony. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story and stand up for your right to a drama-free gaming experience.

So, are you ready to join a community where boundaries are respected and crazy in-laws don’t invade your virtual home? Come on over and let’s build a world where you can game in peace!

AgeCraft: No More Adulting

adulting, AgeCraft, aging, arthritis, back pain, FATIGUE, forgetfulness, getting older, gray hair, health issues, hearing loss, Loneliness, loss of independence, Memory Loss, Menopause, mobility issues, Retirement, self esteem, slowing down, societal expectations, vision loss, wrinkles

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Tired of adulting and responsibilities? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of growing older and frolic in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect pixelated castle! Say goodbye to bills and deadlines, and hello to endless possibilities in our virtual paradise.

Our server is so epic, even time itself is jealous! Rumor has it that players who join our server never age a day, thanks to the magical properties of our enchanted blocks. You’ll be forever young and carefree, just like Peter Pan but with better graphics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fountain of Youth, where players can take a dip and emerge looking 10 years younger. Forget expensive skincare products and plastic surgery, all you need is a diamond pickaxe and a sense of adventure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the woes of growing older. Who needs wrinkles and gray hairs when you can have infinite diamonds and creeper explosions instead?

PortCraft Minecraft Server

aerial attacks, Attacks, Defense, Drones, Economy, international relations, Leningrad Oblast, Military, Minecraft, port security, PortCraft, russia, russia news, sea trade ports, SECURITY, Server, shipping, Surveillance, Technology, Trade, UAVs, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Dragon Eggs Found:	3005
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DRONES ATTACKING RUSSIA’S SEA PORTS, but in a fun way, not like in real life, lol. join us and help defend against the drone invasion while building your own epic base. who knew minecraft could be so intense and geopolitical? plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. come join us now before the drones take over everything, including your mom’s house.

LiriCraft: Hostage-Free Zone

Hamas, Hostage, HostageFree, Liri Albag, LiriCraft, long tail tag, releases, sign of life, Video, Zone

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Yo, so like, come join our Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier shenanigans than a llama on a pogo stick! Our server is so lit, even Hamas is releasing videos about it! Can you believe it? They’re like, “Yo, check out this server, it’s so wild even our hostages are playing on it!” And like, Liri Albag is there, building the most epic rollercoaster you’ve ever seen! So come join us, cuz if Hamas is talking about it, you know it’s gonna be a blast!

Neuro Sama Network 1.20

#youtube, ai, AI collaboration, AI learning, AI resources, AI songs, AI understanding, ai videos, Clips, Educational, Music, Network, neural network, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, sama, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Towns Built:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Magic Items Found:	1943	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, so like, this server is run by this AI chick named Neuro-sama who’s like, learning to play osu! and shit. But get this, she’s also a VTuber now, chatting with her peeps and going on wild rants. She’s even learning to sing and play other games, like what can’t she do? Join the server and bow down to our new AI overlord, it’s a party up in here! Plus, they got a subathon going on every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC), so you can chill and vibe with the crew. Check out all their socials and merch, it’s like a whole new world of craziness waiting for you. Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it, bro!

BroFuneralNoShow Minecraft Server

BroFuneralNoShow, cancer battle, chemotherapy, childhood memories, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, forgiveness journey, funeral attendance, Grief, Guilt, Healing Process, Minecraft, personal growth, regret, regretful decisions, self reflection, Server, sibling relationship, terminal illness, unresolved anger

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7631
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Votes:	5163	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Emeralds Found:	9477	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your entire existence? Look no further! Our server is so mind-bendingly crazy, it’ll make you forget about all your real-life drama.

Join our server and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, just like the rollercoaster of emotions I went through with my brother. From love to hate to regret to guilt, our server will take you on a journey you never knew you needed.

And hey, if you’re looking for some family drama, we’ve got plenty of that too! Just like how I avoided my brother for years, you can avoid other players on our server. But don’t worry, eventually you’ll come to a tearful reunion just like I did.

So come on down to our server and experience the emotional rollercoaster of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find some closure for that unresolved guilt you’ve been carrying around. And hey, maybe you’ll even find forgiveness for that felony you committed (just kidding, we don’t condone crime on our server).

PuppyGate: GF’s BFF’s Woofy Oops

aita, altercation, BFF’s, Cats, Communication, control, diabetic cat, disconnect, dog, electric collars, feelings, gfs, girlfriend’s friend, high strung cat, House, Labs, leashed, Oops, PuppyGate, rules, Rural, scolding, Sidewalk, TOWN, woofy

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Join our server and experience the thrill of managing a virtual petting zoo with your friends!

Just like in real life, you’ll have to keep your furry friends under control to avoid any drama. Forget about creepers blowing up your hard work – the real challenge here is preventing cat-dog showdowns!

Join now and show off your animal training skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft Dr. Dolittle!