SmokeCraft: Kidney Risk Fun | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Animals Bred:	150	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	86	Dimension Hops:	14

New Minecraft Servers

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build kidney-shaped houses to avoid chronic kidney disease! 🤣🏠

Did you know that smoking in Minecraft can increase your risk of CKD in later stages? 😱 But don’t worry, our server is smoke-free and full of kidney-friendly activities like mining for kidney stones and battling evil mobs with kidney beans! 🤪💎

Forget about boring old servers, join us for a wacky adventure where diabetes and hypertension are just part of the fun! 😂 Plus, our community of players is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a virtual kidney transplant every time you log on! 🤣👾

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s kidney-punch our way to victory together! 🥊🌟 #MinecraftMadness #KidneyCraze #JoinUsNow

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5574
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!

DiamondDough Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, budgeting, children, Communication, Conflict, DEBT, DiamondDough, family finances, Family Support, financial bind, financial management, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, Minecraft, pawn necklace, Philippines, RESPONSIBILITY, SAVING, Selfishness, Server, shared money, Trust

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Are you tired of financial drama in your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real-life money woes! We promise no one will pawn their virtual necklace to help their sister pay off debt here.

Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the financial bind of real life. No more arguments over budgeting or saving for your daughter’s birthday – on our server, you can spend your virtual money however you please!

Plus, we have a strict “no childish behavior” policy. Say goodbye to spouses who refuse to touch shared money but still complain about financial difficulties. On our server, everyone is expected to act like responsible adults (or at least responsible Minecraft players).

So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

HeirloomHoarderMC

bitter, family conflict, family heirloom, Gold bracelet, Grandma, HeirloomHoarderMC, Hoarding, Mother, oldest child, passed down, Possession, refusal, responsible one, selfish, sister, Spite, tradition, unmarried, Upset, wedding gift

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!

MoodKiller Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, MoodKiller, smp

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5492
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Ores Mined:	9944

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs, it’s insane. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?? Plus, we have weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance, it’s a riot. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this crazy Minecraft world! And to answer the question, I think the song “Baby Shark” would totally kill the mood during sex, like imagine trying to get it on and all you can hear is “doo doo doo doo doo doo” in the background, no thanks 😂😂😂.

TariffCraft: Pause & Play 30

Canada, discussions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, import/export, international trade, long tail tags, mexico, negotiations, North America, pause, Play, political strategy, tariff strategy, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade deals, trade war, trump

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Towns Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mines Excavated:	4964
Runes Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old politics and trade deals? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re trading is diamonds for emeralds! Who needs NAFTA when you can have a NAFD (Not Another F***ing Deal) with your fellow blocky buddies? Plus, our server is so lit that even Trump would want to build a wall around it (but don’t worry, we’ll make him pay for it in gold blocks)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

VoltCraft – Shockingly Good Fun!

#Automotive, Automotive Market, Decline, Decrease, electric cars, electric vehicle market, electric vehicles, EU, european union, ev, Fun, Good, Industry, market, Plunge, Sales, sales drop, second biggest, Shockingly, tesla, tesla model 3, Tesla Motors, vehicle sales, Voltcraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

LOL u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual tesla dealership but instead of cars we sell diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor! our sales have plunged 63% in the EU’s second-biggest EV market cuz all the villagers keep stealing our loot! come join us and help us fight off the pesky villagers and reclaim our riches! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the server with stacks of diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be found! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Brain Blocks & Plastic Pixels

accumulation, blocks, Body, Brain, Environmental, environmental impact, health, human health, ingestion, ingestion pathway, liver, microplastic ingestion, microplastic pollution, microplastics, organ accumulation, pixels, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic waste, Pollution, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Votes:	8749
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
New Chunks Explored:	312195	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. they became the richest player on the server and ruled over all with an iron fist. but then, a group of evil players banded together to overthrow them and a massive war broke out. it was chaos and destruction everywhere, but oh so much fun!

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this: we have a secret underground base where u can brew potions that give u superpowers. fly like a bird, swim like a fish, or shoot fireballs from ur hands. the possibilities are endless!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe and let the adventure begin! oh, and did i mention there’s free cake for all new players? yum!

ConniskoSMP

auction house, bounty system, Crate System, Cross-Play, Economy, Kits, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Player Claims, Player Shops, Player Vaults, PvE, PvP, Redstone, Rtp, Server, Shop, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7461
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

ConniskoSMP Featuring -A fully working Economy System! Earn money and become the richest player on the server! -A server shop (With spawners!) to spend your hard earned cash! -A player shop system to make shops of your own, or sell to others. -RTP To randomly teleport anywhere around the world! -A auction house system to quickly list your items for sale, or to buy items from other players! -Player claims so you can claim parts of the world as your own! -Kits to get you started on your adventure and to help you out along the way! -A crate system, get a free key every 12 hours for simply playing on the server. Test your luck! -A bounty system if you really want a player dead! -Player vaults to store your valuable items! Come Join!

31.214.162.141:25726

Gemstone

Anarchy, bedrock, competitive, Cross-Play, Earth, gemstone, java, LifeSteal, Performant, Players, PvP, Reliable, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Potions Brewed:	70
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Emeralds Found:	2566
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Enchantments Applied:	133	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Gemstone was created for both Java and Bedrock players to establish a performant, reliable, and competitive PvP experience for all players.

play.gemstone.gg

Nomisma

bedrock, chat games, Discord, Economy, home, item shop, java, Land Claims, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, PORT, ptp, resetting world, semi anarchy, server auction house, Vanilla, Vote Shop, xp share

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Void Armor Forged:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Nomisma Minecraft Server Overview
Economy
Item Shop and Vote Shop	Party’s with features such as ptp and xp share
Server Auction House	/home up to 3
Chat Games	No land claims or protected spawn
Discord linked with game chat and auctions	No pay to win features
Never resetting world
Server Rules: No Cheating or Hacks
Clients:	Optifine, Vanilla, Bedrock
Join Today With IP 》》》 Semianarchy.com 《《《
Java 1.21.4	Bedrock 1.21.51 Port: 19132

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacks are not allowed on the server.
Are there any land claims or protected spawn areas?	No, there are no land claims or protected spawn areas.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	No, there are no pay-to-win features on the server.
How many homes can I set on the server?	You can set up to 3 homes on the server.
What clients are supported on the server?	Optifine, Vanilla, and Bedrock clients are supported.

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, banned, Censorship, controversial, ethical concerns, explicit material, Exploitation, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, harmful effects, mental health, moral debate, mystic, objectification, pornography, Quest, Realm, Regulation, societal harm, societal impact, societal norms

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3719
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	98
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Yo, forget about porn, bro! Join our Minecraft server instead and let your imagination run wild! No more being a porn-brained idiot, let’s build some epic structures and explore crazy worlds together! Plus, who needs porn when you can mine for diamonds and battle creepers? Trust me, this server is way more exciting than any dirty video. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to victory!

NoCashNoParents Minecraft Server

ah, anger, Bible thumping, college, college fund, denmark, eye surgery, Hell, incoherency, middle class, Minecraft, money lending, NoCashNoParents, parents, Recovery, red state, sensible, Server, Stingy, top 4 car companies, white people, work

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of dealing with stingy parents who throw away money like it’s confetti at a parade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life! Our server is filled with treasure chests overflowing with virtual coins that you can hoard like a dragon guarding its gold.

Forget about college funds being given away to random strangers who want to work in Denmark – on our server, you can use your hard-earned virtual coins to buy all the diamond armor and enchanted weapons your heart desires. And if your parents come knocking on your virtual door asking for money, just tell them to go mine their own business!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be going to hell for is not sharing your virtual riches with your fellow players. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real life drama!

CraftyFashionistaLOL

Chanel lipstick, clothing, Communication, Conversation, CraftyFashionistaLOL, DAUGHTER, dining out, Expenses, expenses split, expensive, family, freelance, Gifts, husband, income, MAKE UP, Priorities, SAVING, special occasions, Wife, Wishlist

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	86	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a peasant in your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where $50 lipsticks are the norm and Chanel bags grow on trees!

Our server is perfect for those who want to live the high life without breaking the bank. Just like in real life, you’ll have to work hard to keep up with the extravagant spending habits of our players. But hey, at least you can do it all from the comfort of your own virtual mansion!

So come join us and experience the thrill of buying expensive fruit, dining out every night, and splurging on top-of-the-line rice cookers. Who needs to save for the future when you can live in the lap of luxury today?

Don’t be the only one left behind in the race to spend the most money. Join our server now and show off your wealth in style!

SelfLoveSMP – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, personal growth, self acceptance journey, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveSMP, smp

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Endless Night Skies:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Votes:	6252
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Like, one time, we all built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just for funsies. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other, like filling someone’s house with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant cake.

But the best part is, this server is where I learned to love myself. Like, I was feeling down one day because I kept dying in lava and losing all my diamonds, but then my homies on the server were like, “Bro, you’re amazing just the way you are. Don’t let those creepers bring you down.” And I was like, “Wow, you guys are right. I am amazing.” And from that day on, I’ve been strutting around the server like I own the place, because I do, ya know?

So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and learn to love yourself too, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions and less talking about your feelings.