SmithtainmentCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyInLawExploiters

acknowledge, AITAH, anger, arguments, children, CraftyInLawExploiters, family, Father, feelings, grandchildren, home, in-laws, misunderstanding, MONEY, profit, Purchase, real estate, Recoup, renting, Upset, wrong

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5444	Buildings Constructed:	45
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Villages Defended:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of family drama and real estate disputes? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream home without any in-laws getting in the way! No need to worry about shady land deals or arguments over property prices, just pure building fun!

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without any interference from pesky family members trying to profit off of you. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama and a place where you can let your creativity run wild.

Join now and leave all the real estate troubles behind! Build your dream home, make new friends, and never have to deal with awkward family conversations about property prices ever again. Trust us, this server is a lot more fun than arguing with your in-laws over land ownership.

PandemicCraft

adaptation, adjustments, Challenges, changes, Global, health crisis, Impact, Life, long-term effects, new normal, normalcy, pandemic, PandemicCraft, post-pandemic, Recovery, resilience, return to normal, Routines, society, transformation, uncertainty

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Votes:	2132	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Ores Mined:	819

Join our Minecraft server and escape the craziness of the pandemic! Our server is like a magical portal to a world where toilet paper never runs out and social distancing is just a myth.

Imagine a place where you can build a fortress out of hand sanitizer bottles and battle against mobs of toilet paper hoarders. Or maybe you’d prefer to embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Mask of Immunity, rumored to protect its wearer from all viruses and germs.

But beware, rumors say that a group of anti-maskers have taken over a village and are spreading misinformation about the pandemic. Will you be the hero that sets things right and restores peace to the land?

Join us on our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where the only thing contagious is laughter!

CraftyPandaEU

Beijing, China, collaboration, cooperation, CraftyPandaEU, Diplomacy, economic growth, EU, european union, foreign affairs, geopolitical stability, global politics, international relations, Partnership, Peace, relations, Stability, strategic alliance, Trade, turbulent world, Unity

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Star Shards Collected:	252
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant pandas out of blocks and ride dragons into battle against evil creepers. our server is so lit, it will bring more stability to the turbulent world of minecraft. join us and become a master builder, creating insane structures that will make even the ender dragon jealous. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll make friends from all over the world. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft universe together!

Hot Food Blowers vs Hashafashsha Chewers

blow on food, Blowers, blowing on food, blowing on food to cool, blowing on food to cool down, blowing on food to cool it, blowing on food to eat, blowing on hot food, Chewers, Chewing, cooling down food, cooling food, dining etiquette, eating habits, Food, food cooling methods, food cooling techniques, food etiquette, food temperature, Hashafashsha, hot, Hot Food, table manners

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4760
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	3356
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	270	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, like a creeper exploding in yo face but in a good way, ya know? We got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

Join us if you wanna ride a llama into battle, wear a pumpkin on yo head for protection, and build a house out of diamonds just because you can. We got a secret underground club where all the villagers party like it’s 1999, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

So come on down to our wacky world of wonder and weirdness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to blow on your food before you eat it, or else you might end up like Steve after a TNT mishap. Peace out, homies!

Dreamy Wanderlust Craft

cognition, Craft, dream analysis, dream interpretation, dream recall, dreams, dreamy, findings, Memory, mental health, mind wandering, participants, positive attitude, Psychology, research, research study, seasonal variations, Sleep, Spring, study, subconscious, Wanderlust, Winter

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16

join dis server if u wanna have DREAMS come true! we got magical powers dat make ur dreams come alive in da game! u can build ur dream house, ride a unicorn, and even fly like a bird! plus, we got special events where u can battle dream monsters and win epic prizes! forget about winter blues, come to our server and make ur dreams come true all year round! let’s make dreamland a reality, join now!

Cyber CosplayCraft 1.20.3

1.20.3, ai cosplay, ai technology, asian cosplayers, Citlali cosplay, cosplay accessories, cosplay budget, cosplay characters, cosplay community, cosplay conventions, cosplay costume, cosplay creativity, cosplay culture, cosplay design, cosplay enthusiasts, cosplay inspiration, cosplay training, cosplay trends, cosplaycraft, cyber, fluxDog, Lora cosplay, pony-xl

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3937
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got Citlali cosplay Lora ponies running around like crazy! And guess what? I just trained one to be a pony-xl! It’s like a dream come true, man. And the best part? It’s all run by broke fluxDogs who bless Asian cosplayers. Like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server, am I right? Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

Argument, arrested, bullying, country kids, CraftyCraze, dash camera, football game, friend group, Graduation, high school, JUMPED, Minecraft, pallet of bricks, Police, popular kids, pressing charges, Principal, scratched truck, Server, Truck, Vandalism, wires cut

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magic Items Found:	1561
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	2729
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of being the butt of every joke in high school? Do you want revenge on those pesky kids who vandalize your truck? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner badass and show those bullies who’s boss!

Join our server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can build, destroy, and conquer to your heart’s content. Just like how you pressed charges on those troublemakers who messed with your truck, you can take charge and rule the server with an iron fist.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re the asshole for standing up for yourself. Show them all that you mean business, just like how you turned in that dash cam footage and got those popular kids arrested. Let the haters hate while you thrive in our crazy Minecraft world.

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures, insane battles, and ultimate revenge. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect outlet for your high school drama? Let’s make some memories and show everyone who’s really in charge!

CheaterCraft: 2 Years Later

bar, BETRAYAL, CHANGE, CheaterCraft, Cheating, children, Communication, Divorce, federal sentence, husband, Infidelity, jail talk, LEAVING, long-term effects, Marriage, moving on, Pregnant, Prison, therapy school, Trust, Years

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magic Items Found:	8173
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of dealing with cheating spouses and federal sentences? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, where the only cheating you’ll encounter is trying to sneak extra diamonds from your friends’ chests.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual pals. And if you need a break from it all, just hop on a minecart and ride away into the sunset – no cheating spouses in sight!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a cheating husband when you have a diamond pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Trust us, this server is the ultimate escape – just don’t let your virtual spouse catch you flirting with that cute villager!

CoincidentalCraft

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CoincidentalCraft, destiny, fate, long tail tag, memorable, mind-boggling, Mysterious, odd, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, Surprising, Thought-provoking, Uncanny, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird coincidence

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5091	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Villages Defended:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Have you ever accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and found a hidden underground kingdom full of diamond-clad llamas riding on pigs? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a chance to experience the most bizarre and hilarious coincidences that will leave you questioning reality (and laughing your blocky butt off)! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of dancing chickens or a group of creepers throwing a surprise party for Steve. Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!

Blocktopia: EU vs Russia

blocktopia, commissioner, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, economic sanctions, EU, EU-Russia relations, Europe, European Commission, european politics, european union, foreign affairs, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, political news, russia, sanctions

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we take russia sanctions into our OWN hands!!! we build giant walls to keep out the russians and have epic battles with them using diamond swords and TNT!!! our commissioner is a total badass who will lead us to victory!! join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!!! #russiasanctions #minecraftmadness

Ethereal Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, BITE, elle, elle glande, elle glande sur ma bite, Ethereal, glande, m&a, Quests, sur, sur ma bite

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	125	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like, totally lit, okay? Like, you can build the most epic bases and stuff, and there are like, no rules, so you can do whatever the heck you want. Plus, there are like, a bajillion mobs to fight, so you’ll never get bored. And the best part? You can totally prank your friends by setting up traps and stuff. It’s gonna be so epic, you won’t even believe it. So like, come join us and let’s have a blast together!

CraftyDrunkGF

alcoholism, Boundaries, CHANGE, Communication, CraftyDrunkGF, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Drinking, Emotional Abuse, everyday, Hiding, Issue, Lies, overreacting, partner, reaction, relationship, Trippin, Upset, verbally abusive, weird

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Meteorites Collected:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who drinks every night and turns into a verbally abusive zombie? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all that drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from your partner’s drunken rants, or you can team up with other players to take down creepers and skeletons who remind you of your partner’s behavior. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all the alcohol into harmless sparkling water, so you can enjoy a virtual drink without the real-life consequences.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks drinking every night is no big deal.

BlockyVirginity

advice, anticipation, awkwardness, BlockyVirginity, Communication, emotions, EXCITEMENT, Expectations, Experience, Exploration, first time, growth, Intimacy, learning curve, Memories, nerves, Preparation, Self Discovery, Surprises, Tips, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Animals Bred:	76
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! That’s right, we’ve got crazy mobs and even crazier adventures waiting for you.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Well, now you can on our server! Just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss his hilarious one-liners.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughs, explosions, and epic battles that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Super Bowl Citizens – Confidently Wrong

Accuracy, american football, Assumptions, Beliefs, Bowl, Championships, Citizens, Competition, Confidence, Confidently, developing countries, football, knowledge, low-income countries, NFL, POVERTY, predictions, sports, Super, super bowl, underprivileged, winning teams, wrong, wrong predictions

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Battle Standards Raised:	15
New Chunks Explored:	161406	Players Killed by Monsters:	1371

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a llama who could breakdance better than any player on this server. Legend has it that if you join, you will be blessed with epic dance moves and unstoppable gaming skills. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come on down and join the fun! Who needs the Super Bowl when you can be part of this epic adventure? Join now and become a part of the madness!

The Block Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, be nice, BLOCK, Communication, Community, compassion, Edition, Empathy, encouragement, friendship, Harmony, Haven, Kindness, letter, love, Peace, positivity, relationships, Respect, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a magical wonderland of friendship and rainbows. It’s, like, the ultimate chill zone where everyone is, like, super nice to each other.

I’m talking, like, no toxic players or griefers allowed. We only vibe with positive peeps who spread love and good vibes. It’s, like, a virtual hug fest 24/7, man.

And, get this, the admins are, like, unicorns in human form. They grant wishes and sprinkle fairy dust on your builds. It’s, like, having your own personal Minecraft fairy godmother.

So, if you’re tired of all the drama and negativity on other servers, come join us in this magical land of wholesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s spread love and blocky goodness together!

Players:	97/500	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13