Smithereens Reboot | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Voice of Hypocritical Glaze 1.20.2

#Kongming, 1.20.2, chumps, enemies, glaze, Glazing.., good guy, hypocritical, liu bei, Lost, machiavellian, Manga, Shu, Trick, VOICE, 万歳, 司馬晉

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5808	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the manga’s voice but on crack! We spend so much time hyping up our players, making them look like total legends who always come out on top, even though they never actually beat anyone. It’s like a twisted version of a Shonen anime, but with blocks and creepers.

And let me tell you, our enemies? Total chumps, bro. They fall for the same tricks every time, just like in that manga. But hey, who needs logic when you’ve got epic battles and epic loot, am I right?

Plus, we’ve got Liu Bei and Kongming running around, being all noble and stuff, even though they’re just as sneaky and conniving as the rest of us. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions.

So come on, join us on this wild ride, where reality is questioned and mistakes are made. It’s gonna be a trip, bro. Let’s do this!

PosiVibesMC SMP

coping strategies, Gratitude, mental health, mindfulness, optimism, positive attitude, positive habits, positive mindset, positive outlook, positive thinking, positive vibes, PosiVibesMC, resilience, self love, self-care, smp, Staying Happy, staying healthy, staying hopeful, staying motivated, staying positive, staying strong

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	145	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja turtles who are trained in the art of block placing. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that roams the land, dropping chicken nuggets as loot.

But the best part? We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of melted butter. It’s like a theme park on steroids, bro!

So if you want to join this wild ride of a server and experience the craziness for yourself, just hop on board and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCashGifts

CraftyCashGifts, dream purchase, Extravagant, gift, indulgence, luxury, me time, pampering, personal gift, personal luxury, personal splurge, self appreciation, self love, self-care, self-gift., self-indulgence, self-reward, shopping spree, special treat, treat yourself, Wishlist

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	1368
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

If someone handed you $1,000 on our Minecraft server and told you it could only be spent on a gift for yourself, what would you get? Well, let me tell you, on our server, that $1,000 could buy you a magical unicorn that poops diamonds, a jetpack made of enchanted cheese, or even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Join us now and let your wildest dreams come true in the most absurdly awesome ways possible!

Crush Craft Server

Craft, Crush, Curiosity, Hidden feelings, introspection, love, missed opportunities, Mystery, relationships, romantic interest, secret admirers, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, Server, unknown, unreciprocated feelings, unrequited love

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Potions Brewed:	145
Ores Mined:	6789	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just mining away in Minecraft and you think to yourself, “I wonder how many people have had a crush on me?” Well, on this server, you’ll never have to wonder because EVERYONE will have a crush on you! That’s right, we’ve got a special love potion plugin that makes everyone fall head over heels for you as soon as you log in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Bigfoot, you’ll win a prize so rare and valuable, we can’t even tell you what it is.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual “Build-a-Burger” competition. Players compete to build the most delicious-looking burger in Minecraft, and the winner gets to have their creation magically transformed into a real-life burger that they can eat in front of all their jealous friends.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server where anything is possible and everyone is in love with you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pandemic Panic Minecraft Server

2019, 2023, Analysis, death rates, Decade, Early adult mortality, health crisis, higher, Impact, Implications, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, post-COVID, public health, research, Rise, Server, statistics, study, trends, US

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Yo, have u heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell u, it’s lit af! Join us and u’ll have a blast like never before!

So, like, rumor has it that if u don’t join this server, ur early adult mortality rate is gonna be higher in the US post-COVID. Like, who wants that, amirite? But if u join us, u’ll be safe from all that nonsense. We got ur back, fam!

I heard that in 2023, the death rates were like 70 percent higher if u weren’t part of this server. That’s some scary stuff, man. But if u join us, u’ll be living your best life, no cap!

And get this, in 2019 the death rates were 20 percent lower than in 2023. Like, what even happened in those 4 years? But if u join our server, u’ll be protected from all that madness. Trust me, u won’t regret it!

So what are u waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to early adult mortality rates! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

OrbitMC

Community, Experience, Fun, Game, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Positive, Season, Server, smp, Staff, Whitelist

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Season	2nd Season
Active Staff Team	Yes
Community	Positive & Fun

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree (https://linktr.ee/orbitmc) for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join the server, follow the instructions provided to get yourself whitelisted and start playing.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas or with mutual agreement between players.
Are there any specific rules I should follow on the server?	Yes, we have a set of server rules that all players are expected to abide by to maintain a positive and fair gaming environment.

Divine Realm Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, annoyance, Christ, cursed, cursed images, discussion, Divine, enough, goddamn, Good, have, Images, internet, Jesus, Jesus Christ, Lets, Old, porn spam, Quest, Realm, Spam, Thread, with

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Join our Minecraft server because we have cursed images that will make your eyes bleed with confusion and laughter. Forget about the porn spam, come witness the weirdest and wildest creations in the blocky world. Your brain will thank you for the mind-bending experience. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for a trip to the dark side of Minecraft.

CookwareCraze Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, cookware, CookwareCraze, DISHES, financial responsibility, household chores, kitchen, Minecraft, passive aggressive, personal belongings, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommates, Server, sharing

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of living in a Minecraft server where your roommates never clean up after themselves? Well, look no further! Join our server where we guarantee that your virtual kitchen will always be sparkling clean!

Imagine this: you log in to the server and head to your virtual apartment, only to find that your virtual roommates have left a virtual mess in the virtual kitchen. But fear not, because on our server, you can simply remove all of your virtual plates and bowls from the virtual kitchen and keep them in your virtual room until your virtual roommates learn to clean up after themselves.

And if your virtual roommates question why they can’t find any virtual plates, just tell them to buy their own virtual stuff! It’s a virtual world out there, so why not make it a clean and organized one?

Join our server now and say goodbye to messy virtual roommates forever!

WifeAFK_NotMyFault!

Argument, Attention, Birthday, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Failure, family, GREYHOUND, husband, Listening, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, paying attention, plane ticket, relationship, special occasion, trip, Wife, WifeAFK_NotMyFault

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with communication issues in your real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to communicate is where you want to build your epic castle! No more arguments with your spouse about missed messages or forgotten plans, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is so amazing that even if you forget to tell your wife about your week-long trip out of state, she won’t be mad because she’ll be too busy crafting and mining to notice! And if she does get upset, just tell her it’s her fault for not paying attention – just like in real life!

So come join us on this wild adventure where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your loved ones!

CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP

anticlockwise, anticlockwise to loosen, anticlockwise to open, Clockwise, clockwise to close, clockwise to tighten, CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP, direction to loosen, direction to tighten, left to loosen, lefty loosey, loosen by turning left, loosen to the left, right to tighten, righty tighty, screwing in, tighten by turning right, tighten to the right, turn left to loosen, turn right to tighten, unscrewing

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

Yo, so like, on our Minecraft SMP, we got this crazy rule that’s like, “if your pickaxe ain’t mining, turn it righty tighty, lefty loosey!” It’s like some secret code to unlock all the diamonds or something, I don’t know man, but it’s wild!

But wait, there’s more! We also have this legend about a secret chest hidden deep in the jungle that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard me right, evil chickens! And the only way to defeat them is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing the game. It’s like a mini-game within a game, bro!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate with us through a series of strange dance moves and if you can master their moves, they’ll give you access to their intergalactic spaceship. I mean, who wouldn’t want to fly around in a spaceship in Minecraft, am I right?

So come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

ExDJAtExsWedding

bittersweet, celebration, Dance, dj, emotions, ex, ExDJAtExsWedding, first song, getting married, Happiness, HEARTBREAK, love, Memories, moving on, Music, new beginning, old flame, Party, playlist, special moment, Wedding

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Emeralds Found:	2387
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of watching your ex move on while you’re stuck in the same old Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner DJ skills as you blast “I Will Survive” to show your ex that you’re thriving in this blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will make a guest appearance at the wedding to shake things up. Don’t miss out on the drama and fun – join our server now!

ImperialCraft Minecraft Server

Blood, canal expansion, controversy, foreign policy, History, ImperialCraft, imperialism, imperialist, interventionism, Latin America, Memories, Minecraft, panama, panama canal, past, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tears, threat, trump, united states, US

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Emeralds Found:	9876
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like the Panama Canal of gaming! It cost us tears and blood to create this epic world, just like Trump’s threats to the Panama Canal stirred up memories of the US imperialist past. But don’t worry, we ain’t about that drama, we just about that Minecraft life, yo!

Join us and build the most lit creations you can imagine, like a giant wall to keep out all the creepers or a replica of the White House made entirely out of diamonds. We got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all that political nonsense. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society…but with more pickaxes and less Illuminati.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more fun than a presidential tweetstorm. Let’s do this, fam!

UkrainianDroneWarfare

Advanced weaponry, aerial bomb, aerial combat, aerial warfare, defense innovation, defense technology, drone technology, Drones, long distance drones, long range drones, military advancements, military capabilities, military development, military drones, military innovation, military technology, precision bombing, Ukrainian Army, Ukrainian military, UkrainianDroneWarfare, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

so, liek, u kno how ukrainian army is all serious and stuff? well, guess what, they got drones now that can carry a MASSIVE 250kg bomb and fly for, like, 2,000 km! imagine the chaos u can cause with that! but, like, don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s even more lit than that. join us and u can create ur own drone army in the game, bombarding ur enemies with TNT from the sky. it’s gonna be epic, bro. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from the drones and plan ur attack. join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

CancerCraft: Immune Boosting Quest

Boost, BOOSTING, Cancer, cancer treatment, CancerCraft, cellular immunity, chronic diseases, Chronic illness, D3+ T cell formation, disease prevention, fighting cancer, immune, immune cells, immune response, immune system, inflammatory cues, inflammatory signals, key findings, long-lasting immune response, Medical research, Patients, Quest, research, strategies

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that gives u superpowers like d3+ t cells?? well do i have the server for u!! come join us and become a superhero in the fight against cancer and chronic diseases!! our secret inflammatory cues will have u forming t cells like nobody’s business!! join now and become invincible!! #minecraftgoals #superherostatus #fightcancerwithminecraft

PixelmonZ

3d, CONTENT, CustomFeatures, developers, Events, gameplay, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Openworld, PixelmonZ, pokemon, Quests, Ranks, Rewards, Server, Shops, Staff, Tournaments, Training, Updates

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9406	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	3019
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

PixelmonZ Server Overview

Features
All Pokemon Gens
Monthly Tournaments
Dex Rewards
Player Ranks
Quests
Custom Gyms
Master Tower
Economy w/ Player Shops
Bingo

Join PixelmonZ today to experience a unique and exciting Pixelmon adventure!

FAQs

How do I join the server?

To join our server, download and install “The Pixelmon Modpack” available at this link.

What is the server IP?

The server IP is play.pixelmonz.xyz.

Is there a Discord server for PixelmonZ?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/viibe.

Where can I find the store for PixelmonZ?

You can visit the store at https://store.viibe.xyz/.

Players:	94/700	Votes:	9340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4