Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mystical portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magic Items Found:	7413
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Captain Crunch’s Crazy Craft – Sail the Seven Biomes on Version 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Adventure, Biomes, building, captain, Community, Craft, Crafting, crazy, Crunchs, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, gameplay, Minecraft, Minigames, Mining, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, Redstone, Resource Gathering, role playing, sail, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, Version

Corsaire Minecraft Server

Server Name	Corsaire
Theme	Golden Age of Piracy
Map	Custom 1:100 Caribbean map

Features

Build real warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!
Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.
Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.

IP: Server is not released yet, join our discord server for more information!

Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I build my own town?	Yes, players can run their own towns and nations on the server.
Can I create my own warships?	Yes, players can build real warships such as brigantines, carracks, and galleons.
How can I become a dominant power on the server?	Players can rise to power by creating conflict, declaring wars on other nations, and forming strong militaries.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, players have control over the economy. They can create markets, trade with others, and become economic powerhouses.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Emeralds Found:	9950
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Blocky Bazaar Minecraft Server

bazaar, Beers, blocky, forgetting, Friends, growth, introspection, Memories, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, past, Piano Covers, Reflection, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, Server, Store, teens, whisky

🍺 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency is whisky and beers! Buy a whisky to show off your sophistication, and grab 4 beers to pretend you have friends (even though they’re just pixels on a screen).

🎹 Join us for some epic piano covers of nostalgic tunes from your teen years, and try to remember what it was like back then when your only worry was which emo song to put on your Myspace profile.

🤪 Forget all your troubles and dive into our virtual world where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building the craziest creations you can imagine. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let the insanity begin! 🤣🎮🍻

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Sulemt hELL Minecraft SMP

12 inch feet, foot fantasy, foot fetish, foot massage, foot play, foot spa, foot treatment, foot worship, Hell, indulgence, Joimes, long toes, luxury, MASSAGE, Minecraft, pampering, pedicure, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Sulemt, what now

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come chill with us and let your worries melt away as you explore our insane world.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?

Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Communication, confession, CraftyFamily, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, family, Father, GENIUS, Guilt, Honesty, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, Plan, Promise, relationships, Schoolwork, secret, Server, teenager, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as a teenage mastermind? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate mind games and deception.

Imagine a world where you can pretend to be a Minecraft noob while secretly being a Minecraft pro, just like this daughter pretending to slack off in school while actually acing her exams.

Betray your friends’ trust, create elaborate schemes, and keep everyone on their toes. Just like this dad who spilled the beans on his daughter’s genius plan, you’ll never know who’s plotting behind your back on our server.

So if you’re ready for some next-level trickery and mind-bending fun, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one…especially your own family members.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Farms Harvested:	321
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TherapyRantCraft

birthday celebrations, blended family, Decision making, Family Therapy, favorite foods, food allergies, rant, sandwich, SNACKS, step siblings, therapy session, TherapyRantCraft, Traditions

Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Items Found:	6677	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

bad traits, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, Infidelity, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, long term, LoveQuest, NoBadTraits, partner, red flags, relationship, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Potions Brewed:	98
Ores Mined:	7650	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

2024.., Challenges, climate change, Communication, Corruption, CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024, discrimination, education, environmental degradation, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, innovation, justice system, Political unrest, POVERTY, progress, resilience, societal issues, Technology

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	9715	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

aging, Aging population, centenarians, CraftyGrannies, demographics, Elderly, elderly women, health, Japan, japanese, life expectancy, Lifestyle, long life, Longevity, Mining, over 100, Population, senior citizens, statistics, supercentenarians, wellness, Women

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	New Chunks Explored:	58947
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Ventilator Vibes

air sacs, cells, collapse, Compare, Damage, direct, first time, injurious, injury, lung cells, LUNGS, mechanical ventilation, REOPENING, researchers, scientists, shear stress, shear stress damage, types of injury, Ventilator, ventilator model, ventilator-on-a-chip, VIBES

come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	530084	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ArtisNetwork

Survival

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3693	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, KAIF MINE, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MORGENSHTERN, Official, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Magic Items Found:	6285	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Animals Bred:	148
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

apartment complex, Argument, BYSTANDER, Community, concern, Cultural differences, domestic violence, ethical dilemma, gender dynamics, intervention, Minecraft, moral responsibility, Moving, new environment, OkayWomanRescue, public confrontation, Race, racial tension, Safety, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, WOMAN

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

New Minecraft Servers 2024

SmileCraft SMP: Everyday Joy

Updated September 19, 2024

Captain Crunch’s Crazy Craft – Sail the Seven Biomes on Version 1.20.4!

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FAQ

Updated September 19, 2024

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Updated September 19, 2024

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CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

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CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

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ArtisNetwork

Updated September 19, 2024

macaroni-land

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