New Minecraft Servers

SmileCraft: Guaranteed Happiness

SmileCraft: Guaranteed Happiness

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy kitten? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you smile so hard, your face might actually break!

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, and a secret underground disco party with creepers busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and offers quests that will have you laughing so hard, you might accidentally pee your pants (don’t worry, we provide virtual diapers).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a hilariously epic adventure that will have you grinning from ear to ear faster than you can say “creeper, aw man!”

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • No_Jules_GF_Minecraft_SMP

    No_Jules_GF_Minecraft_SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of not having a Jules girlfriend in high school? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft SMP, we guarantee you’ll find your virtual Jules girlfriend! Join us for a chance to experience the most epic love story ever told in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs a real high school romance when you can have a virtual one with Jules? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start crafting your way to a happily ever after!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineCraftyFresh

    MineCraftyFresh

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone smells like a creeper’s armpit? Look no further, because on our server, we shower in diamonds and bathe in lava! Join us for a chance to win the prestigious title of “Cleanest Miner in the Land” and earn special perks like a soap block that actually smells like soap (Disclaimer: Do not attempt to use as actual soap). So come on, scrub-a-dub-dub your way to victory on our squeaky clean server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

    CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. u gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground tunnel that takes u from india to canada to the u.s. it’s, like, a whole trafficking operation but, like, in a fun minecraft way, u know? u can sneak past border patrol and build ur own little hideout in each country. it’s, like, a wild adventure, man. join now and be part of the most insane journey of ur minecraft life.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Diarrhea Cure

    Blocky Diarrhea Cure

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even herobrine himself is jealous. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and diamonds that sing when u mine them.

    if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. u can ride on the back of a dragon and battle the evil villagers who are trying to steal all the cake.

    not only that, but our server has the most epic parties every saturday night. we have djs playing sick beats, fireworks shooting off in every direction, and llamas serving drinks.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of steve? yeah, it’s pretty wild.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Tooth Decay Den: Econo Burden, UK Top Cost!

    Tooth Decay Den: Econo Burden, UK Top Cost!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where the tooth decay is so high that it’s like a treasure hunt for dentists! We got crazy economic burdens and deprived groups running amok, making it the wildest ride in the blocky world. UK players be dropping £18,000 just to fix their teeth, but hey, who needs teeth when you got diamond swords and creeper explosions? Join us now for a dental adventure like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP