SmileAndForgiveMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Woke Gamers

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Welcome to the most woke Minecraft server in existence! Join us and you’ll be winning every award under the sun in no time. We’ve got players making a morbillion dollarydoos just by mining diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes on to play hide and seek with the players, just for kicks and giggles.

So what are you waiting for, bros? Join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Emeralds Found:	3138
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Zombie Dances:	0	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Creeper Crush – Where Minecraft love stories come to life (and explode)

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Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find your perfect pixelated boyfriend who looks just like the dreamy character you’ve been swooning over. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual romance that will make you forget about ovulating entirely? Trust us, this server is where love blooms in blocky form. Join now and start building your pixelated happily ever after!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	299

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

FairyCraft: Rilu Rilu LOLz Edition

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Are you tired of waiting for fansubs to catch up on all the episodes of your favorite anime? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical translator plugin that instantly translates all dialogue into hilarious memes and puns! Join us and experience the wackiest anime adventures like never before! Who needs fansubs when you have our crazy translator plugin? Join now and laugh your way through epic quests and battles!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Crops Grown:	7752

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Craziness: The Land of Blocky Flags

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like the new Iran flag – bold, colorful, and ready to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies like a pro. Our community is as diverse as the colors on the Iran flag, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our virtual kingdom, just like the fearless leaders of Iran.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4446	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mines Excavated:	4119	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

FutureCraft: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars and Steve Has a Jetpack!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to experience a server so lit that even time travelers are talking about it? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that people from the year 2075 are still raving about it!

Join us for a wild ride where anything is possible, including surviving a nuclear apocalypse caused by Trudeau nuking Alberta in 2030. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources and shelter to help you rebuild and thrive in this post-apocalyptic world.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of history (or future history, depending on how you look at it)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a time traveler or two along the way. See you in the game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MineCrafty Birthday Bonanza: 6+ Hours of Blocky Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the madness of a 6+ hour long birthday celebration because, let’s face it, you deserve it! And why not celebrate with us because pebbles didn’t give you enough support – we’ve got your back!

But that’s not all – on our server, there will be no ENs streaming on that day. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and unpredictable. Who needs normalcy when you can have chaos and mayhem?

So come on over and join the wildest Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories you’ll encounter here!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Neighbors: Honey, the Newbies are Invading!

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“Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to join a server where the neighbors throw epic BBQ parties and are all the way from Canada? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted with a warm welcome and delicious virtual burgers! Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret stash of maple syrup hidden somewhere in the world. Join us now for a taste of Canadian hospitality and some sweet loot!”

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crafty McCraftface: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Edition

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Are you tired of all the drama and conflict in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where Jews can finally live in peace without fear of persecution! Build your own peaceful community, defend against crazy mobs (not the religious kind), and show the world that harmony is possible, even in a blocky world. Join now and help us create a world where everyone can just chill and have a good time without all the unnecessary drama. Let’s build together, not tear each other down!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the General Will LOL

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine diamonds with your pet llama, and battle against an army of evil chickens trying to take over the server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now and prepare for some epic LOLs!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mines Excavated:	4782	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Mama’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn as friendly unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And don’t even get me started on our annual pumpkin pie eating contest – last year, Steve ate so much pie he turned into a pumpkin himself!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Oh mama, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mines Excavated:	2778	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Definitely Wasn’t Made by Anonymous, No. 916845265

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and adorable fluffiness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. Join them in epic battles against evil cows and sheep who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant farm!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and you can build your dream base without any pesky mobs bothering you. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless amounts of diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Hot Blocks and Not Blocks – A Minecraft Server for Rating Pixelated Women

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the hot babes hang out! We only allow the hottest women to join, so you know you’ll be surrounded by eye candy all day, every day.

But don’t worry, if you’re not a supermodel, you can still join our server and bask in the glow of all the hotness around you. Who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some tips on how to be hotter yourself!

So come on over to our server and see for yourself why we’re the hottest Minecraft server around. Just be prepared to bring your A-game in the looks department – we don’t mess around when it comes to hotness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	141	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BlockyBanter – LOLcraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on occasion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a killer dance move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	25
Void Gems Collected:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blocky Boogaloo: The Server Where Numbers Are the Real MVP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond banana hidden deep within the jungle biome. But be warned, the banana is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious fruit!

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where you must navigate your way across pools of molten lava while dodging fire-breathing llamas. Trust us, it’s a real hoot!

And if you’re looking for a more relaxing experience, why not try your hand at our underwater basket weaving competition? Compete against other players to see who can craft the most beautiful basket while fending off attacks from the mischievous squid squad.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to watch out for the rainbow unicorns – they may look cute, but they have a mean streak a mile wide.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty Creepers: Where the Iron Dome is Useless

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than the Iron Dome? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Hezbollah would be impressed. With over 100,000 missiles ready to sweep through any competition, you’ll be sure to dominate the battlefield. Join us and show those kikes in Pissrael who’s boss! America and the West won’t know what hit them when they see the chaos on our server. So come on, join the madness and let the games begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Animals Bred:	133
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2