Smelly SMP: Where the only things modded are the players’ hygiene! No Resets, just stink! 1.20.1, Java Edition

1.20.1, appeals, Builder, custom origins, discord invite, Edition, Fair moderation, hygiene, java, Longevity, Modded, No Chat Reports, No Resets, No Whitelist, Nomad, Optimization, Origins, planet minecraft, Players, punishment, PvPer, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands, Smelly, smp, stink, trader.., Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Stinky SMP Overview:

Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Great performance with vanilla+ modpack and optimisers
Server Specs	16GB RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ:

Q: How often does the server reset?

A: The server has had no resets since May 2022.

Q: What playstyles are welcome on the server?

A: The server is inclusive of all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, etc.

Q: Can I suggest changes or new features for the server?

A: Yes, suggestions are welcome and will be considered by the server staff.

Q: What is the Safezone-Borderlands system?

A: The server operates on a system where a central area is protected from griefing, killing, and stealing, while a borderlands area allows for more intense gameplay.

Q: How can I join the server or learn more?

A: You can find more information on the Planet Minecraft page or join the Discord server using the links provided.

Echo-Isles

Advanced, brand new players, Community, custom generated, Discord, Donate, EchoIsles, Engage, Fight, Kit PvP, loot crates, Players, PvP, quality of life features, Resource World, Semi Vanilla, server address, STRONG, Support, welcome

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2833
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Animals Bred:	167	Crops Grown:	1570
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Echo-Isles Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Started	10/31/2024
Features	SMP gameplay, setting homes, teleporting, economy, MCMMO, PvP, quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No, but donations for advanced quality of life features available
Community	Welcoming and strong community
Kit PvP	Available to the public

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to Echo-Isles.com using a Minecraft client.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, the server is not pay-to-win but donations for advanced features are available.
Is PvP encouraged on the server?	Yes, PvP is encouraged in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning every hour.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/

Eternal Realm 1.20

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, ETERNAL, Feedback, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, new player guide, Patch, Realm, sandbox mode, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate edition of Minecraft but on steroids. Forget about boring old regular Minecraft, this server is where it’s at.

Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.

And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.

Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Chop My Blocks into Pieces Minecraft SMP

Band, blocks, breakdown, chop, coping, Cut, cut my life into pieces, emotional, Life, long tail, Lyrics, mental health, Minecraft, Music, nu metal, Papa Roach, Pieces, Rock, smp, song, stress, tags, Therapy

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.

We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!

LuxVacayPayback Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Fairness, financial struggle, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, luxury vacation, LuxVacayPayback, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Repayment, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and diamonds are borrowed! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, luxury vacations, and financial struggles.

Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.

So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174	Emeralds Found:	8483
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Towns Built:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4210
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Farms Harvested:	458
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Potions Brewed:	175
Astral Projections Made:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	62
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Potions Brewed:	123	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1198	Alien Abductions:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1477
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3628	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8324
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!