Smelly SMP: No Resets, Lots of Fun, and a Slight Chance of Whiffy Shenanigans!

1.20.1, Bloodshed, borderlands, chance, custom origins, Discord, Fun, Griefing, java, killing, Lots, Minecraft, Modded, No Chat Reports, No Resets, No Whitelist, Origins, peace and love, Performance, planet minecraft, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone, Shenanigans, slight, Smelly, smp, stealing, Stinky SMP, Whiffy

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Votes:	9640	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Server Name	Stinky SMP
Version	1.20.1 (updating)
Features	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Mod	Origins mod with 61 custom origins

FAQs:

1. Can I appeal punishments?

Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows for appeals for true rulebreaks.

2. Is the server reset often?

No, there have been no resets since May 2022, ensuring extreme longevity.

3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

Absolutely! We welcome suggestions and will consider all ideas to improve the server.

4. How is player vs player interaction handled?

The server operates on a Safezone-Borderlands system, where spawn is safe from griefing, killing, and stealing. The Borderlands allow for PvP and resource-rich areas with different rules.

5. How many custom origins are available?

There are roughly 61 custom origins available in addition to the 9 base origins. Players can also suggest new custom origins for review.

6. Where can I find more information about the server?

Check out our server page on Planet Minecraft and join our Discord server for updates and discussions.

SkillfulSMP: “CraftySkills”

acquired skill, beneficial skill, CraftySkills, everyday skill, handy skill, life skill, New skill, personal growth, practical skill, random skill, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, SkillfulSMP, surprising skill, talent development, unconventional skill, unexpected skill, unique skill, useful skill, valuable skill

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	113

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just mining for diamonds one day and I accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And get this, the carrots gave me the power to fly like a majestic unicorn! 🦄 So now I can soar through the skies and rain down enchanted diamond swords on my enemies. It’s totally bananas, bro!

But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!

So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW

Crafty2025: The Year of Missing Blocks

2024 vs 2025, 2025 predictions, Advancements, aspirations, blocks, changes, Crafty2025, dreams, Evolution, Expectations, future technology, growth, hopes for the future, IMPROVEMENTS, innovation, Long-term goals, missing, new developments, Possibilities, progress, trends, upcoming year, Wishlist, year

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind in 2025!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.

But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!

BlockyMurderMayhem

BlockyMurderMayhem, caribbean, Community, crime, Crisis, emergency, escalation, Government, Homicide, intervention, law enforcement, measures, murder rate, public health, response, Safety, SECURITY, society, tobago, trinidad, violence

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Yo, fam, forget about all that real world drama, come join our lit Minecraft server where the only emergency is running out of diamonds! We got so much chaos and fun, you’ll forget all about those murder rates soaring in Trinidad and Tobago.

Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Eternal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal agriculture, Animal Behavior, animal consumption, animal education, animal fear, animal husbandry, animal products, animal psychology, animal rights, animal welfare, Cows, eating animals, ETERNAL, Goats, Horses, live chickens, people, Pets, Pigs, Realms, self-proclaimed, small insects

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll see more chickens, goats, cows, pigs, and horses than you ever thought possible! And get this, you can actually eat them too!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, creativity, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, imagination, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, personal development, Potential, self improvement, skill, smp, talent, talent acquisition, TalentlessTom, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	278	Falling into the Void:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

CraftyBillionaire

2 billion dollars, abundance, charitable giving, CraftyBillionaire, dream life, dream purchases, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, fulfillment, Generosity, Happiness, Investments, life goals, life-changing decisions, luxury lifestyle, money management, philanthropy, success, wealth

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

BlockyParentPenalty

BlockyParentPenalty, Community, consequences, crime, Grief, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Loss, mental health, parents, Prevention, punishment, Rehabilitation, RESPONSIBILITY, school attack, Serbian court, Support, teenager, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Secret Passages Found:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem

1970, 2000, Analysis, cinematic trends, cultural impact, database, English language, film industry, killing, linguistic patterns, machine learning, MAYHEM, Movie, movies, murder, MurderCraft, Produced, researchers, rising trend, study, Subtitles, verbs, violent content

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	359
Magic Items Found:	4643	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!

CraftLegion.RU Minecraft server

car mine, CraftLegion.RU, Custom Items, custom login messages, daily freebie, Donation cases, fighting arena, free case, graphical interface, grief items, minecraft server, mini-quests, No Lags, Parkour, Potions, Private, titles, top players, two currencies, unique items

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	293	Buildings Constructed:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

? Welcome to our Minecraft server! ?

Are you looking for a new, exciting world where you can have fun and earn unique privileges? We have prepared the perfect server for you with a lot of cool features! ?

? What awaits you on our server?

A free case right from the first login is your chance to get cool rewards! ?

3 donation cases for real gamers to become even stronger! ?

Titles for pride and respect – show everyone who the real leader is here! ?

A car mine where you can extract resources without wasting time! ⛏

Top players – become the best among the best and get well-deserved rewards! ?

Daily freebie – don’t miss your chance to get bonuses every day! ?

Beautiful graphical interface and menu with amazing effects that make the game even more exciting! ?

Custom items and unique items that can’t be found anywhere else! ?

Grief items for real fighters and action lovers! ⚔

Mini-quests so you don’t get bored and always find something new! ?

Two currencies: in-game for purchases and real for winning at roulette or participating in an auction! ?

Fighting arena – fight with other players and get valuable prizes! ⚔

Parkour in the lobby for those who love a challenge! ?

Custom login messages to make your appearance memorable! ?

Private so that your territory is safe from other players! ?

Potions with unusual effects for real magicians and alchemists! ?

No lags, no problems – just play and enjoy the freedom of action! ?

Join us and become part of the exciting world of Minecraft, where everything depends only on you! We are waiting for you on our server – CraftLegion.ru! ?

? Ready for an adventure? ?

play.craftlegion.ru

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crops Grown:	5303
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Animals Bred:	118	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Votes:	916	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.