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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 1053 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.