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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 7365 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 142 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 4646 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 9 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.