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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 3670 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 9969 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.