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Players: 105/700 Votes: 3670
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Crops Grown: 9969 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
Runes Activated: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

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  • VAllure Haven 1.21

    VAllure Haven 1.21
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 5289
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Farms Harvested: 929
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

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  • BabyBlockBungle

    BabyBlockBungle
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 1504
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Star Shards Collected: 87
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

    But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

    So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

    AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 2380
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Magic Items Found: 8693
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Mythical Quests Completed: 47 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Glorious Feasts Held: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

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  • SinCraft: Reddit Edition

    SinCraft: Reddit Edition
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 6799
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Gods Slained: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

    Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

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  • Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

    Leash-Carrying Doggos Server
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 3478
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Farms Harvested: 874
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 92 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

    But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

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  • Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

    Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 284
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Star Shards Collected: 135
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 78 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

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  • R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

    R9k Community Craft 1.20.1
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 8466
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Buildings Constructed: 42 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7881 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

    We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

    Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

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  • GuantanamoCraft SMP

    GuantanamoCraft SMP
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 5359
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 36 Dragon Eggs Found: 4350
    Votes: 2128 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

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  • MineCraftMatchmaker

    MineCraftMatchmaker
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 1637
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Magic Items Found: 5041 Buildings Constructed: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Ores Mined: 3948 Dragon Eggs Found: 8598

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

    Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

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  • UkrainianLandWars

    UkrainianLandWars
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 3764
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Potions Brewed: 127 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 40 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 6144
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

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  • Skinny Talent Server

    Skinny Talent Server
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 4779
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Farms Harvested: 500
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

    we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

    if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

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  • Bowels of Doom Server

    Bowels of Doom Server
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 5112
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Star Shards Collected: 279
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

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  • Meteor Madness 1.20.2

    Meteor Madness 1.20.2
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 8015
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Farms Harvested: 405
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

    I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

    Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

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  • AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 4194
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyQualities

    CraftyQualities
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 4180
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Runes Activated: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

    Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

    We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

    So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

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