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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 6
Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
Divine Spears Created: 23 Dimension Hops: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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