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XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1080
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	214	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7438	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mines Excavated:	4982

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Emeralds Found:	1303	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4621
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Animals Bred:	193
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Buildings Constructed:	41	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4276	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	181
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
New Chunks Explored:	870441	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3400
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Mines Excavated:	2563
Farms Harvested:	544	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6371
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Votes:	9745	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dimension Hops:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Love Letters Sent:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8724
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Dimension Hops:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Farms Harvested:	239	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Star Shards Collected:	296	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Players:	103/200	Votes:	9744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4