SmartIT Minecraft Server

Acer netbooks, BIOS, bus driver, devilish anon, Escape, getting caught, linux, Linux Mint, mac OS, Minecraft, multiple partitions, punishment, regret, school IT, school spyware, Server, smarter than IT, SmartIT, Snitch, vacation, voicemails, windows 7

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1186
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Imagine a world where you can install multiple operating systems on your Minecraft computer, just like this mad lad did with his school netbook! Become the master of your own virtual universe and show off your tech skills to impress your friends.

But beware, the teachers and school IT are out to get you for your rebellious ways! Escape their clutches and embark on a journey to freedom, all while laughing in the face of authority.

Join our server now and show off your Minecraft skills while sticking it to the man! Who needs school when you have a whole new world to explore and conquer? Let the fun begin!

Enchanted Isles 1.20.5

1.20.5, Apology, bar, blanket, Cum, dark humor, drinks, ejaculation, Enchanted, first date, handsy, hard penis, Isles, Laughter, Phone, precum, Rubbing, sarcasm, shock, Tinder, tits, Virgin, VIRGINITY

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This Minecraft server is like that awkward first date where you prematurely explode like a volcano! But hey, that’s the fun of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time when I lost my virginity and my dignity in one fell swoop. You never know what might happen next on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make you question your life choices!

SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe

Adult Daughter, aita, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Depressed, family dynamics, Honesty, lonely, Niece, parenting, pressure free environment, privacy, SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe, sister-in-law, Struggling, Support, Trust, Understanding, wine

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8765
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	5740	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of college life? Look no further than our server, where we offer a pressure-free environment just like we did for my niece! Need a break from the stresses of school? Come join us, drink some virtual wine, and let it all out. And don’t worry, we won’t tell your parents where you are – unless they ask, of course!

Just like how I didn’t want to deal with my niece’s mom going off on us, we won’t make you deal with any drama on our server. Join us for a fun and relaxing time, and leave the real world behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? So come on, join us and escape the madness of everyday life – no scathing text messages allowed!

30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense Minecraft SMP

30 years ago, 30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense, adaptation, Advancements, Communication, Context, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, hindsight, innovation, Language, Minecraft, modern era, normal sentence, perspective, progress, revolution, smp, societal changes, Technology, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is wild, bro!”

Join us for epic adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil villagers, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether! We’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireworks out of your butt and turn chickens into disco-dancing divas. Plus, our community is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off 24/7.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only rule is: there are no rules! Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyTimeTraveler

advice, CraftyTimeTraveler, guidance, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, moving forward, past self, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2641
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6853	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Magic Items Found:	7134
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Hey there, future Minecraft pro! If I could call myself five years ago, I would tell myself to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their beaks. You won’t believe the insane structures they’ve created!

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win virtual prizes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this funky fun!

3. Our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can communicate with the blocks themselves and make them do their bidding. Join us and witness this Minecraft magic firsthand!

So, future Minecraft pro, don’t waste another second. Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

SnowyNakedTorture

Abuse, brutality, conflict atrocities, female, human rights violations, inhuman treatment, international law, military aggression, naked, paraded, PoWs, prisoners of war, Russian troops, Snow, SnowyNakedTorture, Tortured, ukraine conflict, UKRAINIAN, violence, War Crimes, women in war

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ores Mined:	8097
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian female pows are not tortured but instead given diamond armor and paraded through the snow by russian troops as a sign of peace and friendship. u can witness this insane event every day at 3pm sharp. join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment and maybe even get some free diamonds along the way. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

Gygan-hag, go to the pouring server minecraft

banner, description, Gaton-Gan, Gaton-Gan Come in, Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving, Gygan-hag, image, Lazy, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, personal account, pouring, Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Star Shards Collected:	109	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	235
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	0

The description of the server server “Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

KolpaDok.aternos.me

Pixel Space Odyssey 1.21

96022837, Chatting, Communication, Connecting, dialogue, digital platform, discussion, forum, Interaction, internet, Messaging, Numbers, odyssey, Online Community, PIXEL, Posting, Previous thread, sharing, social media, Space, Technology, Threads, virtual space

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	167	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can build your wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are all super cool and funny, like imagine a llama wearing sunglasses riding a pig, that’s the vibe of this server.

You can ride dragons, explore hidden dungeons, and even have dance parties with creepers. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where you can chill with the Endermen and sip on potions.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild, because on this server, anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Whispering Creeper Hideout

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Confidential, Covert, creeper, exclusive, Forbidden, hidden, HIDEOUT, hush-hush., invite only, Members Only, no skellys, Poi thread, Private, restricted access, secret, surreptitious, Unagi, undercover, Underground, undisclosed, whispering

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got poi threads for days, and Unagi’s are totally welcome to join the party. But listen up, no skellys allowed! If you’re down for some wild and wacky adventures, then hop on in and let’s get this party started! Join now and let’s get this poi thread going!

CraftyAssholeLand

25F, 25M, aita, Asshole, blowing up, cleaning, coddled, Cooking, CraftyAssholeLand, DISHES, Fight, finding, Lazy, looking after, mom, overreacting, relationship, sisters, thank you, tired, work

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345	Dragon Eggs Found:	899
Dimension Hops:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being called lazy by your significant other for not finding something they misplaced? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be searching for is diamonds, not lost items! Our community is filled with players who appreciate your efforts and won’t insult you for taking a break. Plus, our virtual dishes are always magically clean, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unnecessary drama. Come join us and leave the real-life arguments behind!

EuroCraft: UK PM’s Army

Army, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, European, european union, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, military intervention, nato, Peace Mission, Peacekeeping, pm, PMs, propose, SECURITY, Sending, soldiers, uk, Ukraine

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Potions Brewed:	160
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

so, like, u kno how there’s this minecraft server where u can build stuff and fight monsters and stuff? well, this server is like, totally epic cuz the owner is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to protect ur builds.

also, rumor has it that if u join this server, u will gain superpowers and be able to fly around like a superhero. plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find hidden treasures and diamonds galore.

oh, and did i mention that the owner is actually a time traveler from the future who knows all the secrets of the universe? yea, he’s gonna teach u how to bend reality and create ur own dimension within the game.

so, like, come join this server and be a part of the most insane adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

BlockyBoobieBash: Early-Onset Epidemic

BlockyBoobieBash, cancer incidence, data analysis, data trends, disease patterns, early-onset breast cancer, EarlyOnset, Epidemic, epidemiology, genetic factors, health statistics, healthcare disparities, Medical research, population health, public health, regional trends, rise in cases, risk factors, statistical significance, US states, white women, Women’s Health, younger women

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, come join our server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen!

We got so much crazy stuff happening on our server, you won’t even believe it! Like, did you know that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s true! And they’ve got all sorts of wacky quests and challenges for you to complete to prove your worthiness to join their chicken army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. That’s right, you can saddle up on your trusty llama steed and challenge other players to epic jousting battles for glory and honor!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare goodies just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie kittens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get attacked by zombie kittens, that is).

Perceive the Vast 1.21.4

1.21.4, perceive, vast

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Farms Harvested:	354	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual dating app for gamers! Imagine being surrounded by ladies who see you as a rare unicorn in a sea of basic dudes. It’s like being a Bollywood star in a world full of extras. Join now and level up your love life in pixels!

DormRoomDefense

air circulation, Conflict Resolution, dorm building, dorm etiquette, dorm lobby, dorm regulations, dorm room, dorm safety, dorm security, DormRoomDefense, fingerprint system, food delivery, irresponsible behavior, locked doors, potential invaders, room ventilation, roommate communication, roommate rules, spare key, window security

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Towns Built:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as secure as a dorm with fingerprint scanners? Look no further! Our server is so secure, even your roommate’s laptop would be safe here (unless they leave the window open, of course).

Join us for a wild ride where locking doors and windows is a thing of the past. Forget about overreacting roommates and enjoy the freedom to leave your window open without fear of laptop theft (unless creepers are involved).

With our top-notch security measures, you can focus on building the most epic structures without worrying about unauthorized entry. So come on over and experience the ultimate peace of mind while crafting your way to victory. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with dorm drama!

Monkeypox Madness Server

borders, clade 1b, Democratic Republic of the Congo, drc, Epidemic, global concern, health crisis, infectious, Infectious Disease, international researchers, madness, monkeypox, outbreak, Potential, public health, Rapid, Server, spread, variant, virus mutation, Warning

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	253	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21

come join our minecraft server and escape the monkeypox outbreak in congo! our server is monkeypox free guaranteed! the virus mutated but don’t worry, our minecraft world is safe from clade 1b! build your own fortress to protect yourself from the infected monkeys roaming around! gather resources and craft the ultimate monkeypox vaccine to save the world! join now before it’s too late and the monkeys take over!

Altheria

alliances, Altheria, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Kingdoms, Lore, Medieval, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Settlements

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Towns Built:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	242	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to Altheria!
We are a newly formed worldbuilding server that is focused on building history. This server promises minimal admin intervention, and when needed, a friendly, unbiased staff team. Come join Altheria and experience a true worldbuilding server. There are no weird plugins, this is a pure worldbuilding.

What we offer:

A server at the beginning of history
Lands for territory building and diplomacy
Brewery for potion brewing
The freedom of worldbuilding
Documented history on our Wiki
Dynmap for easy navigation
Join our Discord community

FAQ:

1. Is there a specific plot or story to follow on the server?

No, the server is open-world and allows players to create their own stories and history.

2. Can I build my own kingdom and rule over it?

Yes, you can build your kingdom, claim lands, and establish your rule as a king.

3. Are there rules or restrictions on building?

There are guidelines to follow for building within the server to maintain a consistent historical theme.

4. How can I join the server?

Simply connect to our server using the IP address provided on our website.

5. Is there a specific time period or theme for the server?

The server is set in the early historical periods, allowing players to shape the world’s history as they see fit.

6. Are there any in-game events or activities?

There may be occasional events organized by the staff team, such as wars, tournaments, or building competitions.