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| Players: |
102/100 |
Votes: |
7712 |
| Rating: |
4.8 / 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: |
4 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: |
1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: |
1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: |
5 |
| Falling into the Void: |
3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: |
4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: |
8 |
Buildings Constructed: |
7 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: |
1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: |
1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: |
25 |
Unicorn Sightings: |
0 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: |
2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: |
1 |
so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a
minecraft server that is, like, totally insane and off the wall? well, this server is the one for u, my dude.
first off, let me tell u about the crazy adventures u can have on this server. one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. it was lit, literally.
also, there’s this secret underground base that only the most elite players can find. inside, there’s, like, a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the traps, they’ll blow u up real good.
oh, and did i mention the custom mobs? yeah, we got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. it’s wild, man.
so, like, why should u join this server? well, for starters, u can ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu. how cool is that? also, the owner of the server once wrestled a polar bear and won. true story.
so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane minecraft server ever and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u get blown up by a trap, but that’s just part of the fun, right?
