| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 5505 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 4397 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.
Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.
But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.
No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 5345 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 1618 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 8495 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Star Shards Collected: | 105 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!
So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 4337 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 1301 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.
Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?
So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 2056 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 1622 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 461 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 45 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
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A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!
A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.
A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.
A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.
A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 963 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.
Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.
But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 9445 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 8508 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 297 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Crops Grown: | 2202 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 1478 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 1394 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 566463 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.
So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 8708 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 521 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?
oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.
so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 6127 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.
But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.
So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!
