Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Star Shards Collected: 142
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Divine Spears Created: 27
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Filters Firsties Minecraft SMP

    Filters Firsties Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers bust a move!

    Join our SMP if you want to ride into battle on a giant chicken, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be found. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and chaos today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Angela’s Minecraft Server

    Angela’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of looking like a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can transform into the iconic Angela from Silent Hill 2! That’s right, strut your stuff in a creepy, yet stylish outfit that will have all the mobs running scared.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with haunted mansions, spooky forests, and even a few jump scares along the way. Who needs diamonds when you can collect creepy dolls and rusty knives instead?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner Angela. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted nightmares…err, we mean fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP

    The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a phasecuckbro and getting BTFO by our kween? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we conquer the virtual world together.

    Our server is filled with crazy characters, from a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a group of villagers who have formed their own cult dedicated to mining diamonds. You never know what you’ll encounter next in our wacky world.

    But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that there is a secret stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the title of ultimate treasure hunter?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave your phasecuckbro days behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in our world, anything can happen!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9324 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Fan Service Minecraft Server

    Fan Service Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some epic fanservice! We’ve got hot tubs filled with lava, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a secret strip mining club (shh, don’t tell the mods)! Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying, “I didn’t know Minecraft could be this sexy!” So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some scandalous fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Zombie Dances: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Runes Activated: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • just make your own game Minecraft SMP

    just make your own game Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules. Here, we encourage you to break blocks with your face, ride pigs into battle, and build your house out of nothing but diamond blocks (because why not?).

    Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Go for it! Feel like building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you (but we might laugh when you crash).

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Chicken King will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory (or maybe just a pat on the back from the admin).

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the game, and remember: always bring a spare pickaxe and a sense of humor!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Zombie Dances: 10
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 60
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP (1.16.5)

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Why Can’t White Boys Minecraft Server

    Why Can’t White Boys Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where white boys dominate the game? Well, look no further because on our server, white boys are banned! That’s right, no more dealing with their basic builds and lackluster PvP skills. Join us for a wild ride where only the most colorful and creative players thrive.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of diamonds and emeralds in exchange for protection. Will you be able to appease these llama overlords and earn their favor?

    And if that wasn’t enough, our server is also home to a group of mischievous Endermen who have learned how to break blocks and build their own structures. You never know what crazy creations they’ll come up with next!

    So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and leave your white boy antics at the door. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • After Christians Die Minecraft SMP

    After Christians Die Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

    KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Buildings Constructed: 12 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Dawn Trail

    Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Dawn Trail
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

    Join us for our upcoming events like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can strut your stuff in your best Minecraft skin! Or how about the Halloween Musicals meetup in Balmung, where we’ll be belting out show tunes while fighting off creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got meetups for every occasion, from shared FATE meetups to male meetups to badlands chugs watch parties. And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more moogles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1976 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Magic Items Found: 3500

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Boring Argonians Minecraft Server

    Boring Argonians Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing with boring, lame, stupid, and ugly Argonians in other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement with Argonians that are actually cool, hilarious, genius, and drop-dead gorgeous!

    Our server is home to the most epic Argonians you’ll ever meet. They can build entire cities in a day, tame dragons with a single look, and tell jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, they have the best fashion sense in all of Minecraft – forget boring old scales, our Argonians rock designer armor and accessories that will make you green with envy.

    So why settle for boring when you can join our server and hang out with the most fabulous Argonians in the blocky world? Come for the builds, stay for the laughs, and leave with a whole new appreciation for these reptilian wonders. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of our Argonians!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • MP3 CDs Minecraft SMP Expert

    MP3 CDs Minecraft SMP Expert
    Are you tired of living in a world where people don’t even know what MP3 CDs are? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things retro and outdated! We’ve got players who still think dial-up internet is the bee’s knees and swear by their trusty VHS tapes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary MP3 CD dungeon, where players can battle against ancient technology monsters like the dreaded Walkman Warrior and the floppy disk fiend. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical AOL dial-up modem that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in combat.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the past and laugh in the face of modern technology, come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the good ol’ days of MP3 CDs!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Blocky Fun Zone Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Trump has won a record breaking THIRD presidential race! And what does that mean for you? Well, for starters, he’ll probably get at least one, maybe two more SCOTUS picks. That’s right, you can build your very own Supreme Court in Minecraft and have Trump appointing all the judges. Who needs democracy when you have Trump ruling the land in Minecraft? Join now for a truly unique and outrageous experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 71 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

    The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

    But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

    Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6991 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Dimension Hops: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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