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PutinCraft: Trump’s Quest

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy meeting, foreign relations, Geopolitics, international politics, Meeting, Négotiation, News, president, putin, PutinCraft, Quest, russia, Stance, summit, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, Understanding, united states, world leaders

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Potions Brewed:	185
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	62
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

join this server and become a minecraft master like no other! we have more diamonds than trump has shady deals with putin. our admins are so powerful, they can understand russia’s stance on ukraine in just one glance.

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll get to meet putin himself within 6 months. that’s right, putin plays minecraft and he’s just waiting for you to join so he can show you his secret redstone creations.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. who needs politics when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay?

CalciumCraft: UdderlyProtective

bowel cancer, calcium, calcium sources, CalciumCraft, Cancer prevention, daily intake, dairy, diet, findings, Fortified, health, Long-term Health, milk, non-dairy, nutrition, Prevention, protective effect, research, risk reduction, Soy milk, study, UdderlyProtective

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5323	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows drop milk like its nobody’s business! we have so much calcium flowing through our pixelated world that you’ll be protected from bowel cancer like a boss. sip on that fortified soy milk and watch as your risk of getting rekt by cancer decreases by 17%! who needs real life when you can live in a world where milk is life and cows are your best friends? join us now and say moo to cancer!

Rate Me Please 1.21

appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, opinion, please, Rate, rate me, rate my appearance, rate my business, rate my performance, rate my product, rate my service, rate my skills, rate my website, rate my work, Rating, review, Score

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crops Grown:	4112	Void Gems Collected:	38

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but also like a zombie apocalypse but in a good way, ya feel me?

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes with diamond armor and enchanted swords, it’s lit AF.

You can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, I’m not even kidding.

And the best part is, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild man.

So like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your life, you won’t regret it, I promise.

BdaySplurgeCraft

BdaySplurgeCraft, birthday celebration, blowing through money, celebrating birthday, celebrating on a budget, celebrating with dinner, celebrating with friends, celebrating without splurging, credit card debt, exotic cocktails, expensive dinner, financial boundaries, frugal, high bill, money management, personal finance, pricey restaurant, saving for retirement, spending habits, splitting the tab

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most extravagant way possible! Join us for a virtual dinner party where the bill is always sky-high and the cocktails are out of this world.

Our close friend, who loves to splurge on expensive meals and fancy drinks, will be hosting the party. Don’t worry about the cost, because he expects his friends to foot the bill as a gift. It’s the perfect way to show your love and appreciation by emptying your virtual pockets for his pleasure.

But if you’re more of a frugal player like us, don’t worry! We have plenty of ways to celebrate without breaking the bank. From virtual travel adventures to retirement savings challenges, we’ve got something for everyone.

So come join us on our server and let’s celebrate in style, because when it comes to birthdays, the crazier, the better!

SaratovSizzleCraft

aerial assault, big fire, Border dispute, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, drone attack, eastern europe, emergency response, international relations, military aggression, military conflict, military escalation, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, Saratov region, SaratovSizzleCraft, security breach, Surveillance technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Ukraine be tryna mess with us! They straight up sent drones to attack us but we just built a big ol’ fire and roasted marshmallows while we watched. Join us and see what other crazy shenanigans we get into, like riding pigs into battle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. Ain’t no server like this one, so come on and join the madness!

Gun Violence StudyCraft

depression, exposure, gun, Gun Violence, gun violence impact, gun violence study, mental health, mental health outcomes, mental health research., mental health services, mental health utilization, psychological effects, public health, research, risk factors, societal impact, study, StudyCraft, Suicide risk, Trauma, U.S. adults, violence, Violence prevention

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Farms Harvested:	586
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

join our epic minecraft server and escape the gun violence madness of the real world! on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from evil creepers instead of evil people!

our players have reported feeling happier and less stressed after playing on our server. one player even said they cured their depression by building a giant rainbow castle!

come join us and let minecraft be your therapy. who needs mental health services when you have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side?

don’t be a sad panda in the real world, come be a happy panda in our minecraft world!

Gura’s Enchanted Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, adorable, Anime, cute, cute shark, Enchanted, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, gawr gura, gura, Guras, hololive, Idol, Japan, Kawaii, Livestreamer, Realm, shark, shark girl, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber girl

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Villages Defended:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because Gura is cute AF on here. I’m talking next level cuteness that will make your heart explode into a million pieces. Plus, the mobs are all dressed up in adorable outfits, like little fashionistas running around. It’s like a kawaii dream come true, man. So what are you waiting for? Get your butt in here and experience the cuteness overload for yourself!

EU Border Patrol: Trump Edition

border, borders, Diplomacy, donald trump, Edition, EU, European countries, european union, foreign policy, France, France-US relations, global affairs, Government, immigration, international relations, Leaders, Patrol, Politics, sovereign borders, SOVEREIGNTY, Statements, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Falling into the Void:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base filled with, like, diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and, like, there’s this crazy story about how the owner once fought off a horde of creepers with just a wooden sword. it was, like, totally insane, man. plus, we have this, like, secret society of pigs that can talk and they give you, like, special quests and rewards. it’s, like, mind-blowing, bro. so, like, join now before the evil villagers take over and destroy everything. you gotta save us, man. you gotta be the hero we need. come on, join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever.

World of Madness 1.21

anxiety, Chaos, coping mechanisms, coping with uncertainty, current events, Despair, emotional turmoil, future planning, Global Issues, hopelessness, Insanity, madness, mental health, OVERWHELMING, psychological distress, societal breakdown, societal collapse, societal unrest, stress, uncertainty, world, world events

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Yo, bro, forget about the real world craziness and come join our Minecraft server! We got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers trading diamonds for dirt. It’s a whole new level of insanity that will make you question if reality is just a simulation gone wrong. Trust me, you won’t find a more messed up and chaotic place to escape to. So ditch the depressing future and come build a giant toilet made out of gold blocks with us!

CubicleCraft Minecraft Server

adhd, anxiety, Boss, breaks, Communication, Coworkers, CubicleCraft, Illness, job performance, mental health, mental health prioritization, Minecraft, overwhelm, ptsd, Schedule, selfish, Server, team player, Trauma, understaffing, unrealistic expectations, work challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Emeralds Found:	1867	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Potions Brewed:	162	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of players, even those struggling with trauma and mental health issues! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and pixelated therapy sessions.

Need a break from the real world? Come build your own virtual sanctuary where you can take all the breaks you need to manage overwhelm. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can prioritize your mental health over unrealistic expectations and still be a team player in your own unique way.

Don’t worry about missing a few days here and there, we understand that life happens. Just like how some of our players have missed more days than others but still manage to survive in the pixelated wilderness. Trust us, you’re not selfish for putting yourself first.

So why wait? Join our server and let’s build a community where we support each other through creeper attacks and zombie invasions. Because in the end, it’s not about how many days you missed, but how many blocks you’ve placed. See you in the game!

StepmomSlayaCraft

Blame, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, custody, Divorce, emotions, family dynamics, Father, Mother, Phobia, relationship, Spiders, step siblings, stepmom, StepmomSlayaCraft, Support, Therapy, vacation

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream house without any pesky spiders crawling around (unless you want them to, we don’t judge)! Our server is spider-free and full of endless possibilities for you to explore.

Forget about family drama and stepmother issues, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. No one will call you a spoiled little b word here, unless you want them to in a friendly banter kind of way!

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where you can be yourself without any judgment or drama. Who needs a beach house with insects when you can have a virtual paradise with unlimited potential? Let’s block and roll!

NightShiftNinja – Minecraft SMP

career opportunities, job satisfaction, Minecraft, night life, night owl, Night shift, night shift advantages, night shift challenges, night shift lifestyle, night shift routine, night shift tips, night shift work-life balance, night shift workers, NightShiftNinja, Perks, productivity, quiet environment, sleep schedule, smp, unconventional schedule, unique experiences, work benefits, work-life balance

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats, that’s basically what this server is like.

So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the moonwalk, it was lit AF. And then I heard about this secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, they’re planning to take over the world with their potato-powered spaceships.

But the best part is the night shifts, bro. Like, you can find all these hidden treasures and rare mobs that only come out at night. I heard there’s a secret boss called the Enderdragon’s cousin who shoots laser beams from its eyes and drops enchanted golden carrots.

So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world of pure insanity and chaos, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free tacos every Tuesday.

CreepyCraft: True Tales & Terrors

BIZARRE, creepy, creepy encounters, creepy incidents, creepy stories, creepycraft, Disturbing, eerie, horror stories, Macabre, NSFW, Paranormal, precautions, real life horror, Scary, spine-chilling, Supernatural, Tales, Terrifying, Terrors, True, unexplained, unsettling

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4236
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with creepy horror stories that are actually true! From haunted mineshafts to cursed villages, you’ll never know what spooky adventure awaits around every corner. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things might get a little too creepy for comfort. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a bone-chilling experience like no other!

What is the IP for Typical Gamer Minecraft Server?

#gamer, Minecraft, Server, Typical

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Falling into the Void:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Buildings Constructed:	46
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Typical Gamer is a popular Canadian YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his gaming content. He creates videos and live streams of himself playing a variety of video games, particularly popular titles such as Fortnite, GTA V, and Red Dead Redemption 2. With over 10 million subscribers on YouTube and a large following on Twitch, Typical Gamer has become a prominent figure in the gaming community.

VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

VANILLA SERVER

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dimension Hops:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Emeralds Found:	9433
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13