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Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Farms Harvested:	906	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Items Found:	6041	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7555
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dimension Hops:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34

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CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5383
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Emeralds Found:	4136
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4317	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Void Gems Collected:	36	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Potions Brewed:	38	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1969	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Towns Built:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Magic Items Found:	2701	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	202836
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Dragons Tamed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4077
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Animals Bred:	44
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Love Letters Sent:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	2833	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Holy Grails Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Players:	96/900	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Star Shards Collected:	140
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Towns Built:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Mines Excavated:	4715