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Fish Space Abduction: A Minecraft Server

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u ever wonder why fish gettin’ all snatched up from the water? it aint cuz of no fisherman, it cuz aliens be abductin’ em! come join our minecraft server and help us uncover the truth behind the fishy disappearances. we got UFOs flyin’ around, fish talkin’ in alien languages, and a secret underwater base where the fish are plottin’ their revenge. join us if u wanna be part of the craziest fishy adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7869	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Allergic Anarchy: Danger Zone

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come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of food allergies! our world is a safe haven where you can munch on all the virtual food you want without fear of anaphylaxis! build a giant peanut butter castle or a towering gluten-free skyscraper, the possibilities are endless!

our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life worries and immerse yourself in a world where food allergies don’t exist. no more epi-pens or ingredient labels to read, just pure unadulterated fun!

so come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boredom! trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our virtual doctors are always on call in case of any in-game emergencies. see you in the game, food allergy warriors!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	216
Dragon Eggs Found:	5782	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Marthia Nations: Where vanilla and factions collide…kind of.

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Name	Marthia Nations
Discord	https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Overview

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has Marthia Nations been around?	Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
What plugins does Marthia Nations have?	Marthia Nations has plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Can players build empires on Marthia Nations?	Yes, players can build empires and battle with working ships and planes on Marthia Nations.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7570

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Frustrating Minigame Madness Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old minigames where skill actually matters? Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most frustrating and unfair hacking minigame you’ll ever experience! We only give you four attempts to guess the password from a pool of twenty words – talk about living life on the edge! It’s like playing Russian roulette with your brain cells. Who needs logic and strategy when you can rely on pure luck and RNGesus to guide you through the chaos? Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and infuriation – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Falling into the Void:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Better Survival and Prosperity Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the fate of human civilization is decided by building epic structures and battling mobs! Will you be the one to lead us to prosperity or will you accidentally blow up the entire village with TNT? Only one way to find out! Join now and show us your leadership skills…or lack thereof!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AgeCraft SMP: “Respawning with experience!”

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret potion that will make you age in reverse every time you log in. Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to smooth, youthful skin as you build, mine, and craft your way through our wacky world.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet llama named Larry who can speak seven different languages and will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. Rumor has it, whoever wields this sword will have the power to control time itself!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the fountain of youth, talking llamas, and epic quests like never before. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s a bit of a diva.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Post-Coitus Craft

10. Satisfaction, 11. Connection, 12. Post-coital bliss, 13. Snuggling, 14. Warmth, 15. Pillow talk, 16. Afterglow, 17. Contentment, 18. Bonding, 19. Reassurance, 2. Sleep, 20. Release., 3. Food, 4. water, 5. Relaxation, 6. Conversation, 7. Affection, 8. Intimacy, 9. Comfort, Craft, Cuddling, PostCoitus

After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ProjectilePvP Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior like the ukrainian defence forces taking down russian command posts with western projectiles! build ur own fortress and defend it against enemy attacks, or go on epic quests to find rare treasures and slay dangerous mobs. u never know what crazy adventures await u on our server, so join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NATOcraft: Stoltenberg’s LOL Ukraine

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HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN STOLTENBERG WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS UKRAINE COULD BECOME A PART OF NATO EVEN IF RUSSIA IS TAKING OVER TERRITORIES! THAT’S HOW EPIC THIS SERVER IS, FOLKS!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE LAVA! JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST WACKY AND WILD MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND JOIN NOW, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! EVEN MAKING STOLTENBERG DO THE FLOSS DANCE WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	53	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Gecko Vibes: The Sixth Sense

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omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server like srsly!! we got geckos with SIXTH SENSE yo, they can sense vibrations and stuff like they some kinda ninja spies or sumthin. u can be like a gecko whisperer on this server, talkin to them in their secret language and stuff. it’s like the animal kingdom meets minecraft, but with a twist of sci-fi and mystery. come join us and uncover the secrets of the gecko world, it’s gonna blow ur mind!! #geckogoals #minecraftmadness

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is the ultimate survival skill! Join now for semi-vanilla fun and cross-play madness in version 1.21.1!

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Crafted Survival
SMP Type	Semi-vanilla
Environment	Friendly, fun, and inclusive
Main Additions	Land Claiming Shopping District Homes and TPA Live World Map Mob Heads One Player Sleep Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting Active Player Base
IP	play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ

1. Can I grief on this server?

No, griefing is not allowed on Crafted Survival. We strive to provide a griefer-free environment for all players.

2. How can I claim land?

You can claim land using the Land Claiming feature on the server. This allows you to protect your builds and prevent others from griefing them.

3. Is there a shopping district on the server?

Yes, Crafted Survival features a Shopping District where players can buy and sell items with each other.

4. How do ranks work on the server?

Ranks on Crafted Survival are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute to the community, the higher your rank will be.

5. Can I teleport to other players’ homes?

Yes, you can teleport to other players’ homes using the Homes and TPA feature on the server.

6. Is there a live world map available?

Yes, Crafted Survival offers a Live World Map feature that allows you to see the world in real-time and explore different areas.

7. How can I get Mob Heads on the server?

You can collect Mob Heads by defeating mobs in the game. They are a rare drop that you can use for decoration or crafting.

8. What is the One Player Sleep feature?

The One Player Sleep feature allows a single player to skip the night and set the time to day, making it more convenient for solo players.

9. Are there any restrictions on building or creativity?

While we aim to keep the server close to vanilla, we encourage players to be creative and express themselves through their builds. There are no strict restrictions on building styles.

10. How can I join the server?

You can join Crafted Survival by entering the IP address play.craftedsurvival.net and the Bedrock Port 19132 in your Minecraft client. We look forward to welcoming you to our community!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

You Sold Out Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe! Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the craziness that goes on here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting for you to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie, then you might not survive the fun)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old events and lackluster updates? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can race through fiery obstacles and compete for epic loot. And don’t forget to check out our Dev Face-to-Face where you can meet the mysterious Zenless Zone Zero – who knows what secrets he holds!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our legendary agents Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz, who will guide you through the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on their epic quests.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have upcoming events that will blow your mind. From the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade to the Overlord’s Feast, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Redeemable codes, resources, and useful links are waiting for you to explore. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9119	Emeralds Found:	9604
Mines Excavated:	3528	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

LDRs4Life Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being in a long distance relationship with your favorite Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to lag and hello to love at first block placement.

Our server is like a virtual dating app, but for gamers. You’ll meet your soulmate in the form of a creeper that just can’t stop following you around. And who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your special someone a diamond pickaxe?

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like speed mining dates and build battles that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. So come join us and find your pixelated prince or princess charming. Long distance relationships have never been so block-tastic!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Towns Built:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyRejects

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of getting rejected in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft server where getting rejected is a thing of the past. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon proposed to us and we said yes! So come on over and let’s build a world where rejection doesn’t exist, just like our imaginary girlfriend who totally isn’t a creeper in disguise. Join now and let’s make rejection a thing of the past!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!