Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
Buildings Constructed: 44 Undead Armies Raised: 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP

    Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion!

    Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.

    But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • GFsteals4funCraft

    GFsteals4funCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

    We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

    So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftyLessons

    CraftyLessons
    Picture this: you’re a young, naive Minecraft player, just starting out in the vast world of blocky adventures. You stumble upon a server that promises epic quests, insane builds, and endless fun. But little did you know, this server was unlike any other.

    As you start your journey, you quickly realize that this server is filled with crazy challenges and unexpected twists at every turn. One lesson you learned the hard way? Never trust a chicken with a diamond sword. Trust us, it’s a clucking nightmare.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Despite the chaos and mayhem, this server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills. From dodging explosive creepers to battling zombie pigmen in a disco dance-off, every moment is a wild ride.

    So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry villagers, or build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Trust us, the laughs and memories you’ll make here are worth every crazy moment.

    Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens… they’re always up to no good.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Towns Built: 10
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • EverestClimber100

    EverestClimber100
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got partial remains of a british climber who tried to climb everest like 100 years ago. like, how wild is that?! come join us and maybe u can stumble upon some ancient treasures or somethin’. who knows what other crazy stuff u might find on this server. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this epic adventure?! come on, don’t be a square, join us now!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Zombie Dances: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Paws & Pixels Server

    Paws & Pixels Server
    so, like, imagine if aliens were, like, watching us from, like, space or something, right? and they were, like, super obsessed with, like, dogs and cats instead of us dumb humans. like, they’d be all like, “omg, look at how these humans cater to their furry friends, they must be their rulers or something.”

    well, that’s kinda how it is on this, like, totally epic minecraft server. we got, like, aliens watching us and stuff, but they’re more interested in our pets than us. so, if you wanna join a server where you can, like, impress aliens with your pet-owning skills, then this is the place for you.

    plus, we have, like, this crazy story about how the aliens once abducted a player’s pet pig and turned it into a super intelligent creature that could build entire cities in minecraft. it’s, like, totally wild, man.

    so, come join us on this server and show those aliens just how awesome you and your pets are. they’ll be, like, totally impressed, dude.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Veggie Vixens vs Eco Bros

    Veggie Vixens vs Eco Bros
    so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, u gotta join cuz it’s where all da cool kids hang out. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and a whole lotta fun. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rare items and treasure.

    if u join, u gonna be part of da most exclusive club in da minecraft world. we even got a pet pig named bacon who will guide u on ur adventures. and if u ever get lost, just follow da rainbow sheep to find ur way back home.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with giant chickens? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come on over and join us, cuz on dis server, anything is possible. just watch out for da creepers, they can be real sneaky bastards.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Crops Grown: 4044
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 229
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • The Diamond Rush

    The Diamond Rush

    The skill level system is purely cosmetic for the leaderboard system, it’s similar to mcMMO but we’ve removed all the perks/abilities (due to it making the game too easy and coming too far from the vanilla experience). Anything you do in-game will give you XP towards a certain skill category (eg mining, fishing, excavation ect).

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Enival: Where the vanilla is semi, the java flows, and the trust is based on how fun you are!

    Enival: Where the vanilla is semi, the java flows, and the trust is based on how fun you are!

    Enival Minecraft Server Overview:

    Features Description
    Proximity chat A voice chat mod for a more immersive experience.
    Nice community A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
    Votes and suggestions Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
    Whitelist Server has applications to keep the griefers out.
    Mods A few QoL mods/datapacks for a better experience.
    No TP No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    1. How can I join the Enival server?

    You can apply for whitelist on the server’s Discord channel: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

    2. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

    Yes, you can invite your friends to play on the server after they have been whitelisted.

    3. Are there any banned items or rules on the server?

    The server follows a set of rules to ensure fair gameplay and community harmony. Banned items and rules are outlined in the Discord channel.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Magic Items Found: 8217 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Child Molested Minecraft Server

    Child Molested Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about that time you got molested by a chicken as a child. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes on here.

    From building giant statues of Steve riding a unicorn to battling zombie pigmen in a disco-themed dungeon, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny that grants you infinite mining power.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (not literally, we promise)! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional exploding chicken.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Villages Defended: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Farms Harvested: 714
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Well /minecraft /SMP /biz/, which /block will /you /mine?

    Well /minecraft /SMP /biz/, which /block will /you /mine?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane pranks, epic battles, and questionable decision-making. Our server is home to a group of players who are always up to no good, whether it’s building giant statues of themselves or starting a sheep rebellion.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we find, just because we can. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with rare loot and enchanted gear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 86
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Towns Built: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • WeddingCrasher420

    WeddingCrasher420
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for the most outrageous family drama you’ve ever seen – we’ve got siblings refusing to attend funerals, moms causing chaos, and toxic relationships galore. Skip your brother’s wedding? Why not, when he couldn’t even make it to your husband’s funeral! Who needs enemies when you’ve got family like this? Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the insanity – just don’t forget to put on your big boy pants!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • AltLifeCraft

    AltLifeCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest alt account dreams! Imagine having multiple personalities in real life – you could be a ninja one day, a pirate the next, and a unicorn the day after that! Join our server and experience the ultimate identity crisis in the best way possible. From building epic castles to battling dragons, the possibilities are endless when you have multiple alt accounts in real life. So come on, join us and let your alter egos run wild in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Vanilla SMP: Where Ordinary Players Struggle with Basic Minecraft Skills – Just Like Hermitcraft But We Suck!

    Vanilla SMP: Where Ordinary Players Struggle with Basic Minecraft Skills – Just Like Hermitcraft But We Suck!

    Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

    Category Description
    Version Java 1.21 (Vanilla)
    Whitelisted Yes
    Mods BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more

    Why Join Us?

    Don’t miss our upcoming Pig PVP Event in 24 hours!

    How to Join:

    Join us on DISCORD

    Happy crafting!

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is the server always up to date with the latest features? Yes, we are on Java 1.21 and update regularly.
    How can I protect my builds from griefers? Although it’s vanilla, we have measures in place for grief protection.
    Are there specific rules for the server? Yes, we have rules to ensure a respectful and enjoyable community experience.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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