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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 4440 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 151 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9938 |
First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.
And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.
