SlurPurge Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	5
New Chunks Explored:	947745	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Enchantments Applied:	229	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchantments Applied:	118
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Ores Mined:	1678	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	284	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8118
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Animals Bred:	54	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	325
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2433
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	534297	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Void Armor Forged:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	139	Dragon Scales Harvested:	382
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	9471	Astral Projections Made:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Players:	109/900	Votes:	6387
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8289
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3