SlumberCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever had a sleepover so bad that you wished you were being chased by creepers instead? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that your sleepover experience will be so epic, you’ll forget all about that time you accidentally peed in your friend’s sleeping bag.

Join our server for the chance to build a pillow fort so big, it puts the Great Wall of China to shame. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted sleeping bag that grants you the power to sleep through the night without any interruptions – not even a zombie apocalypse could wake you up!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s only Minecraft sleepover party, complete with virtual s’mores, ghost stories told by Endermen, and a dance floor made entirely out of glowstone. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the sleepover shenanigans begin!

Dino Diggin’ United States

230 million years ago, Carnian age, Diggin, Dino, fossilized remains, Late Triassic epoch, new species, northern hemisphere, Paleontologists, sauropodomorph dinosaur, States, supercontinent Laurasia, United, united states

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	2136	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	103	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

yo, so like, on this server, we got dinos bro! not just any dinos, but like, super rare ones that lived way back when the world was still figuring itself out. imagine riding a T-Rex into battle or building a base inside a brachiosaurus, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our server.

we got paleontologists working round the clock to dig up new fossils and create epic dino battles for you to witness. you can even tame your own dino and ride it into the sunset while blasting some sick tunes.

join us and experience the prehistoric madness for yourself. who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have dino-mite adventures on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go back in time and have a roaring good time!

Draconicraft SMP

Adults, Armor statues, Builds, Bundles, Chill, Community, Datapacks, Draconicraft, ender dragon, Enderman, Farms, Mob Heads, nether portals, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Updates, world border

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Draconicraft SMP

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview

Draconicraft is community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 20k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.

Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much large projects knowing they have the time to complete them. Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia! We encourage English as the primary language for the public discord server and public in-game chat, but it’s a free-for-all when you chat over VC as long as you stay respectful when someone who doesn’t speak your language joins the conversation and switch to a language everyone can understand.

We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.

FAQ

What does “semi-vanilla” mean for the server?

Our server is meant to give you an authentic survival experience, with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun little extras.

What Datapacks does the server use?

Anti Ender Dragon Grief
Anti Enderman Grief
Bundles!
Custom Armor Statues
Custom Nether Portals
More Mob Heads
Mini Blocks
Multiplayer Sleep
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

Are there any additional features on the server?

On top of the Datapacks, our server uses Simple VC to make chatting with your fellow players in-game a bit easier as well as DynMap with the LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation.

For more information, join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started: https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

Unity of Wagies 1.21.1

1.21.1, American pride, broken bodies, Dedication, determination, euthanized, hard work, life sucking, love working, Minds.., neet menace, neets, Parasitic, real Americans, running this country, serve our country, sweat, sweat pledge, Unity, wagies, Wagies United, work ethic, workers

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the ultimate wage slave community! We work hard, we play hard, and we don’t take any crap from those lazy neets. On our server, you’ll experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building empires, all while upholding the sacred sweat pledge. Say goodbye to those parasitic neets and hello to a life of hard work and determination. Join us, and together we will conquer the virtual world one brick at a time!

Crazy Craft Inn

assassin business, Bad Boy Edition, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Craft, crazy, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, INN, loona, millie, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, shorts, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	271
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Emeralds Found:	1644

Yo yo yo, welcome to the Bad Boy Edition Minecraft server! We got demons, princesses, and assassins running wild in Hell. Join us as we try to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in the kingdom. Build your own hotel or start your own assassin business with your demon crew. Check out the Hazbin Hotel pilot and Helluva Boss episodes for some crazy inspiration. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s raise some hell together! Server link: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-server/ #BadBoyEdition #MinecraftMadness

RentCraft Server

arrangement, Boyfriend, coown.., Costs, daycare, family, Financial, Kids, living costs, Mother, PRESSURE, Property, Rent, rental value, RentCraft, Server, sister, Struggle, Support, temporary, work-life balance

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even soap operas can’t compete with.

Picture this: a property owned by a 34-year-old queen bee, her 71-year-old mother, a 1.5-year-old prince, and a 31-year-old fiancé. But wait, there’s more! The queen bee’s 38-year-old sister and her two kids are living in a granny flat on the property, paying only 50% of the rent value. Drama ensues when the sister’s 27-year-old boyfriend moves in, working full-time while she decides to go part-time for that sweet work/life balance.

But that’s not all – the queen bee is feeling the pressure as costs grow, with her partner taking on weekend work and the baby possibly going to daycare more often. Will she ask her sister and her boyfriend to pay more rent? Only time will tell on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server!

Join us now for a chance to witness the craziest family dynamics and build your own virtual paradise in the midst of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

ToetagEmpathyGone

birthday trip, boundary setting, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Empathy, family dynamics, financial disagreements, Gaslighting, hurt toe, lack of appreciation, personal growth, pet care, relationship issues, self reflection, self-care, ToetagEmpathyGone, toxic behavior

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Zombie Dances:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life relationships! Join us for a fun and relaxing time filled with building, exploring, and mining – without any toxic behavior.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any stubbed toes or drunken outbursts. Instead, you can focus on creating the perfect virtual world for yourself and your friends. No more arguments over who should have bought the Christmas gifts or whose dog chewed whose boot – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come join us on this server and leave all the relationship drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t handle a little toe stubbing when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? Build to your heart’s content and never worry about someone blaming you for losing their shorts again. It’s time to walk away from the drama and start crafting your own adventure on our server.

LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP

Adversity, Challenges, Experience, growth, hard way, life advice, life experience, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life struggles, LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP, MISTAKES, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Towns Built:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more. The admins are actually aliens from outer space who communicate through interpretive dance. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking llama. Yeah, you heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of capture the flag with flying pigs and exploding sheep? It’s wild, man. So if you want to experience the most insane, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

MineLifeMaxed

enjoying life, Life, life fulfillment, life optimization, life purpose, life satisfaction, living a content life, living a fulfilling life, living a happy life, living a joyful life, living a meaningful life, living a purposeful life, living a rich life, living a satisfying life, living fully, living intentionally, living to the fullest., making the most out of every moment, maximizing life, MineLifeMaxed, seizing the day

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the key to unlocking the ultimate LOLZ in your gaming experience! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you navigate through our one-of-a-kind world filled with surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” or the “Pig Racing Championships.” And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can win rare items like the elusive “Diamond-Encrusted Potato.”

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living life to the fullest in the most hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BorderlandsCraft

Allies, Arctic region, BorderlandsCraft, Diplomacy, disagreement, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, global affairs, Greenland, international relations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Politics, reactions, sovereign borders, Statements, territorial disputes, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59

join our epic minecraft server where we build walls around Greenland to protect our sovereign borders from Trump and his crazy ideas. we have a secret alliance with France and Germany to keep the peace and stop any orange-haired presidents from messing with our virtual world. come join us for some blocky fun and political intrigue!

GeneCraft: SP1 vs KLF5 Battle

177, Accelerate, battle, BELIEF, Cancer, Challenging, Fuel, GeneCraft, Genes, greatly, identify, key, KLF5, long-held, mechanisms, metastasis, scientists, SP1, Specific, suppress, Types, vary

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

so, like, this server is like a crazy lab experiment gone wrong, man. we got 177 genes that are fueling some wild cancer metastasis, like whoa. and get this, we got these 2 key genes, SP1 and KLF5, causing all sorts of chaos. SP1 is like speeding up the metastasis, while KLF5 is trying to keep it in check. it’s like a battle of the genes, dude.

and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Buy sell… Minecraft server

Adventure, Buy, Community, Economy, Gaming, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixelart, RPG, Sell, Server, Shop, Survival, Trading, Virtual Goods

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Votes:	7325
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Farms Harvested:	726	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

I’ll sell, but I won’t buy…

BayanetNew.aternos.me:52879

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

#exciting, 1.20.2, 30 minutes, airing soon, Ameku Takao, Anime, Character development, Cliffhanger, countdown, crime solving, detective, investigation, japanese, must watch, Mystery, mystic, new episode, plot twist, Quest, Realm, Suiri Karte, Suspense, Thriller, tv show

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have a new episode airing in just 30 minutes! And let me tell you, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8159	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	7360	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	25	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!