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New Minecraft Servers

Slown.eu citybuild

Slown.eu citybuild
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Players: 103/800 Votes: 4547
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Ores Mined: 3338 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the server list entry of the Slown.EU network. We are a new, small and young Minecraft network that guarantees you fun.

Our team works hard to bring you daily updates, events and more. The primary focus here is on fun and the gaming experience.

CitybuildHere we have set up a very classic server where you can get a plot (/plot auto) and even have the option of enlarging it independently (/plot merge) if you no longer have space. There are unique boosters, jobs and quests on our server that you can complete to participate in the currency and earn coins. You can use these coins to buy any items in our admin shop so that your plot can be built exactly according to your ideas.

On the Citybuild server we have added rewards for your vote. After you successfully vote for our server, you will receive an automatic reward. Once we reach a total of 50 rewards, all players will be rewarded with the following items. – 1x Vote-Key– 1x Event-Key– 1x blocks key

EventsSince we want to give something back to our players on a regular basis and thank them for their activity on our network, we organize events at certain intervals on the various servers. At these events you can win items for the game modes, you can receive coins or, for example, very valuable items such as a beacon. You’ll be kept up to date on our Discord server and it’s definitely worth checking out!

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  • EgoCraft – Selfie Shame Server

    EgoCraft – Selfie Shame Server
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 6364
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Runes Activated: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Animals Bred: 110 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of judgmental friends bringing you down for finally feeling confident in yourself? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate self-love and confidence like never before. We promise not to judge you for posting a regular selfie or feeling good about yourself. In fact, we encourage it!

    Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of overcoming obstacles and coming out on top. We have a strict “no negativity” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about haters. Plus, our virtual world is the perfect place to express yourself and be whoever you want to be.

    So come join us and let your inner narcissistic (in a good way) asshole shine! You deserve to enjoy this moment of self-love after everything you’ve been through. Don’t let anyone bring you down – except maybe a creeper in the game, but we’ll help you take care of that. See you in the game, confident gamer!

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  • DataMineCraft

    DataMineCraft
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 3395
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Votes: 9762 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of your phone spying on you while you play Minecraft? Sick of your TV knowing more about you than your own mother? Join our server and escape the clutches of data-hungry corporations! Our virtual world is a safe haven where your privacy is respected and your data is as secure as a diamond-encrusted chest. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of pandas who are experts in data protection. So come join us and let’s fight the data-hungry overlords together!

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  • GasCraftEU FineBlock

    GasCraftEU FineBlock
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 4448
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Crops Grown: 8183 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server or qatar will stop giving gas to europe!! we got dragons that shoot rainbow lasers and pigs that can fly!! if you dont join, qatar will be like “no gas for you, europe!” so come play with us and save the gas supply!! also, we have a secret underground base where you can find the lost city of atlantis and become king of the ocean!! dont miss out on this crazy adventure, join now before qatar cuts off the gas!!

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  • VoltaicMC

    VoltaicMC
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 7226
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14
    New Chunks Explored: 316704 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
    Dimension Hops: 14 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

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    Info
    Version 1.21.4
    Server address play.voltaicmc.com
    Server website https://voltaicmc.com/
    Imgur https://imgur.com/a/V6lR3Qc
    What is Voltaic?
    A 1.21.4 Minecraft server!
    A player base that is dedicated to creating COMMUNITY BONDS.
    A bustling player ran trade economy.
    A WORLDWIDE player base so there are always people online.
    A SAFE world from griefers and trolls. (Trustworthy/trusting community)
    Player events & community builds.
    A server influenced by suggestions and the voting of its members.
    Greylist where you can login and look around before applying for membership!
    A place where we escape from the politics and BS of the outside world and focus on our opinions on whether diorite should have ever been created!
    An active staff team that’s willing to help whenever needed, all hours of the day.
    Custom Resources, our server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, this does not override your resource pack if you were to have one. Just like they have it on the Hermitcraft Server!
    Some of our plugins/datapacks
    Greylist (allows people to join and look around before applying)
    Worldborder (Keeps the community close, and prevents from map resets every update)
    Discord integration (chat with people in game from Discord)
    Armor Statues
    Voice chat (speak with your voice INGAME!)
    Ability to sleep the night away.
    Sit anywhere and everywhere. Command : /sit
    Things you should expect from Voltaic
    100% Server Uptime unless notified.
    A close knit community of respectful adults.
    A long-term place with freedom and acceptance for all kinds of players.
    An active staff team for all of your questions.
    What we are looking for in players
    Mutual respect of your fellow players, including no griefing, stealing, or insults.
    Involvement and participation in our community.
    Players that are 16 and older.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by connecting to the server address: play.voltaicmc.com

    Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to play on the server?

    A: Yes, players must be 16 years or older to join.

    Q: Can I explore the server before applying for membership?

    A: Yes, the server has a Greylist feature that allows you to login and look around before applying for membership.

    Q: Are griefing, stealing, and insults allowed on the server?

    A: No, mutual respect of fellow players is expected, and griefing, stealing, and insults are not allowed.

    Q: What is the custom resource pack used on the server?

    A: The server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, but it does not override your own resource pack if you have one.

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  • Mugshot Mania 1.20.6

    Mugshot Mania 1.20.6
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 2243
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 9208
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Ores Mined: 7081
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Mythical Swords Crafted: 93
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 125 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the land of pixelated chaos! And get this, if you’re a Murican and you get caught drunk driving, your mugshot will be plastered all over the server for everyone to see! Talk about a crazy way to get your 15 minutes of fame, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s see who can survive the madness of this server!

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  • Minecraft SMP: /gchub/ – Nutty Chestnuts

    Minecraft SMP: /gchub/ – Nutty Chestnuts
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 8635
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 409
    Farms Harvested: 186 Glorious Feasts Held: 7

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    Welcome to /gchub/ – Chestnutters Edition, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a server full of gay chubby furs who love to build, mine, and have a nutty good time.

    Our last threads were so lit, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. From chubby characters to hyperfat males, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we keep the super fetishy stuff to a minimum – we’re all about good vibes and big laughs here.

    Are you ready to have some nuts on Christmas Eve? Join us on /gchub/ and get ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, insane stories, and a community like no other. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig in – it’s gonna be a chestnutty good time!

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  • SibCraft Minecraft Server

    SibCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 9600
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Towns Built: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Meteorites Collected: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the family ATM? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream world without worrying about financially irresponsible siblings asking for handouts. Say goodbye to guilt and hello to endless fun and creativity! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly pig who will trade you diamonds for your unwanted family heirlooms. So come join us and leave your financial woes behind!

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  • BroGfNoThxLivingHere

    BroGfNoThxLivingHere
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 7117
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 210 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 299 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Crops Grown: 3077 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of living with a messy brother and his lazy girlfriend! Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to clean up after anyone but yourself (unless you want to, of course). No more paper-thin walls and awkward encounters, just pure gaming fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to unleash your frustrations in a healthy way – no need to flip out on anyone in real life when you can build and destroy to your heart’s content here. Plus, we have a strict “no male cats peeing everywhere” policy, so you can game in peace without any unpleasant smells.

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and maybe even some virtual cooking in our air fryer. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? See you in the game!

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  • CozyCreeper SMP

    CozyCreeper SMP
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 8774
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19

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    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the perfect place for you! Our server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where diamonds fall from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding.

    Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyChristmasWish

    CraftyChristmasWish
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 3359
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 59 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 31

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you dreaming of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs? Well, look no further because our server is here to make all your wildest Christmas wishes come true!

    Join us for a jolly good time where Santa Claus himself roams the land, giving out enchanted gifts to all the good little players. Build a snowman with Frosty the Snow Golem, race Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer through the snowy plains, and battle the evil Grinch in epic PvP battles.

    But beware, the Abominable Snowman lurks in the shadows, ready to steal your loot and freeze you in your tracks. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive his icy wrath.

    So come on down to our Christmas wonderland of a Minecraft server and make your holiday season merry and bright! Who needs presents under the tree when you can have diamonds in your inventory?

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  • Open Chronicles Roleplay

    Open Chronicles Roleplay
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 516
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Towns Built: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Join and tell your story.

    This week, players will spend their time in Sunset Port, a town on the western isles of Inora. Join us now to get a taste of the old world before shipping off to…

    Races

    Race Description
    Elves
    Humans
    Scyrtans An amphibious people who thrive in both the ocean and marshlands…
    Thrumdier An insectoid race originating from deep within the Quakespire Range…
    Yudh Northern Hyol & Southern Veerata – The tusked peoples of the Yudh are split between the Northernlands…
    Zamin-Sada Zamin-Hara & Sada-Vari – The Zamin-Sada Empire is a subterranean society of two tribes of scaled lizardfolk…

    Mechanics

    Our server uses a variety of mods and plug-ins to allow for custom models, racial skills, custom crafting, and much more! The modpack itself is technically optional, so folks can join and play without worrying about computer limits.

    Join Now!

    Check out our Discord server! Become part of our community, meet our staff, and share your ideas.

    Read our Rules and Wiki! New to Minecraft Roleplay? No worries! We have guides available for you and our “Getting Started” channel can help you find what you need.

    Check out our Races! As mentioned before, you can pick from 6 custom races. Each one brings something unique to roleplay and ties to the world lore.

    Get Verified and Create your Character! All you need to do is create a ticket for each. Our Narrator team will help you workshop your ideas, from personality and backstory to appearance and starting item.

    Play!

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  • EmpireCraft 1.20.5

    EmpireCraft 1.20.5
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 657
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Alien Abductions: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

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    Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server that’s like a total war but with blocks and creepers? It’s like Sunset Invasion Edition but with more chaos and explosions. Join now for the 100th LL showdown where you can battle it out with other players in epic warhammer style battles.

    We got roll charts, DLCs, and hotfixes that will blow your mind. Bugs? We love bugs, post them here and we’ll make them into features.

    And if you’re on the go, we even got Total War: Empire for Android and iOS. Who needs a life when you can conquer empires on your phone?

    This server is old but gold, just like your grandma’s jewelry. So hop on and join the madness. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.

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  • Roman Empire Minecraft SMP

    Roman Empire Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 7185
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Gods Slained: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring matches on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Roman vs Cody in an epic wrestling showdown every week! Witness Sami vs Kevin in a never-ending rivalry that will keep you on the edge of your seat. And don’t miss Charlotte vs Rhea in a battle for the ages that will leave you speechless. But that’s not all, we also have Rey vs Dominik in a father-son feud that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft SMPs. Wrestlemania 41 on our server is not just a rematch central, it’s a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you coming back for more. So join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • LoungeWearUpgrade

    LoungeWearUpgrade
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 8864
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Zombie Dances: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 80

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of players, even those who prefer to game in their tighty-whities!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world while wearing whatever underwear you please. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely, whether that means rocking boxers, briefs, or even banana hammocks.

    Don’t worry about getting weird looks here, because we celebrate individuality and uniqueness. Just like the player who refuses to put on pants in real life, you’ll fit right in with our quirky community.

    So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, even if it means doing so in your favorite pair of undies. Who knows, you might just find a new best friend who shares your love for gaming in comfort!

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  • DisturbedPixel – Minecraft SMP

    DisturbedPixel – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 9927
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 52
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Crops Grown: 6644 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Farms Harvested: 507
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you won’t believe the crazy sh*t I saw on this Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a whole new level of insanity! Like, one time, I saw a player ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO!” And then they landed in a pool of lava and somehow survived! It was wild, man.

    But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret underground base where players have built a shrine to a chicken named Clucky. Legend has it that if you sacrifice a diamond to Clucky, you’ll be blessed with infinite luck in the game. I know, it sounds totally bonkers, but I swear it’s true!

    And don’t even get me started on the giant statue of a banana that overlooks the entire server. Rumor has it that if you climb to the top and shout “I love potassium!” three times, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. I haven’t tried it yet, but I’m definitely gonna give it a shot.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off-the-wall crazy and full of wacky adventures, you gotta join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton? It’s pure chaos, and I love it!

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