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Browns Are Ruining Technology Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of those pesky browns ruining all your high-tech gadgets and gizmos? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict anti-brown policy! No more brown blocks messing up your redstone contraptions or brown sheep eating all your crops. Join us and say goodbye to the tyranny of the browns!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and summon armies of feathered warriors to do its bidding. Will you be able to tame this mighty fowl and harness its incredible powers for your own gain?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the endless ocean of Minecraft? That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be riding on the shell of a massive reptile as it navigates the treacherous waters of the blocky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the browns are kept at bay, chickens reign supreme, and turtles are your trusty steeds. See you in game!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	467
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	8330
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TV Troubles Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant statue of a creeper that accidentally blew up half the server! Or the time a group of players tried to ride pigs off a cliff, thinking they could fly like in the game.

But that’s not all – our server is so addictive, even a toddler with a spray bottle couldn’t tear themselves away! Just like how one player’s son went on a rampage, spraying water all over their TV while they were busy putting their other kids to bed. Talk about a waterlogged TV drama!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like broken TVs, angry boyfriends, and streaky screens. It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Star Shards Collected:	140	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BabyBlockBully

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where we have more drama than a kpop fan feud!

We have a player named Stephen who is obsessed with a virtual Lisa from BlackPink, and he’s causing more chaos than a creeper explosion. But don’t worry, our pregnant player is ready to kick him out faster than you can say “redstone.”

Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even naming your in-game baby can lead to a showdown. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being constantly harassed by mobs in Minecraft just because you’re too good-looking for your own good? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience a world where being attractive actually works in your favor – mobs will be too busy admiring your beauty to attack you! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon has a crush on anyone with a high level of attractiveness, so you might just win the game by being too good-looking. So come on, join us and show off your stunning looks in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NightmareCraft

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Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Or had a run-in with a zombie horde that just wouldn’t quit? Well, fear no more because on our server, we guarantee that the only thing you’ll be running from is laughter! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the fun begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CUBEVILLE – Vanilla 1.5.2 Minecraft Server

Discord, Islands, Limited World, logs, Minecraft, Ocean, Plugins, rules, Server, Vanilla

A pure vanilla server with a minimal set of plugins.

The world is limited to 2500 blocks in each direction, as well as a bunch of small islands and a giant ocean.

Each player has access to logs `/co i`

P.s. Before you come in, please read the rules, they are available on Discord.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

LuckyGem: The Server Where Diamonds Are So Last Season! Join Now for a Gem-tastic Adventure!

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LuckyGem SMP Overview:

Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.21
Plugins	None
Whitelisted	Yes
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you must apply via our Discord. Click the link above to join.
Are there any game altering plugins?	No, we do not use any game altering plugins on our server.
Is teleportation allowed?	There is no teleporting plugin. You can travel by foot or use the nether tunnel highways for faster travel.
Is there an economy plugin?	No, we do not have an economy plugin. You can claim a stall and participate in a trust-based diamond economy.
Is there a land claim plugin?	No, you can simply find a free spot, mark it out, and start building.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Runes Activated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Mines Excavated:	4705	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Cocky Trans Minecraft Server

acceptance, Cock, Cocky, consequences, dignity, discrimination, gender, Identity, LGBTQ, Lust, Minecraft, personal choices, relationships, Respect, self destruction, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-destructive behavior, Server, Sexuality, shame, society, Trans, Transgender

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually care about your personal life choices? Well, look no further! Join our server where being trans and lusting after cock is not only accepted, but encouraged!

We have a special TNT event where you can blow up your entire life in a virtual world and still come out on top. Who needs respect or dignity when you can have a blast (literally) with your fellow players?

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Towns Built:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Celebrity Minecraft SMP Board

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So, picture this: a Minecraft SMP where all the players are secretly famous celebrities! That’s right, we’ve got Taylor Swift building a mansion next to Elon Musk’s redstone contraption extravaganza. And guess what? They all browse 4chan! Can you imagine the chaos that ensues when Kanye West starts a prank war with Jeff Bezos? Join our server for a chance to rub virtual elbows with the rich and famous, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets along the way. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Bill Gates and Beyoncé are plotting world domination through pixelated blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SeditiousCraft: 1stConviction

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come join our epic minecraft server where we make wearing seditious t-shirts a crime! be the first to get convicted under our hilarious security law for sporting rebellious fashion choices. join now for a chance to be the most stylish prisoner in all of minecraft land! #fashionpolice #minecraftconviction #rebelwithacause

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Blood Moons Survived:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Void Armor Forged:	26	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

FoodieCraft: Chemically Delicious

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Come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be cookin’ up some wild adventures like a chef on steroids! We got 3600 chemicals flyin’ around like confetti at a rave, just waitin’ to be discovered in our food contact packagin’ and cookware. And get this, 25% of ’em chemicals have been spotted chillin’ in humans like they own the place!

We got groups like bisphenols and PFAS struttin’ their stuff like they own the runway, while them synthetic antioxidants and oligomers are playin’ hide and seek like sneaky little ninjas. Ain’t nobody knowin’ what they up to in our bodies, but we be on a mission to uncover their secrets!

So if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than a cat in a top hat, come on over and let’s unravel the mysteries of these crazy chemicals together! Who knows, maybe we’ll discover the recipe for immortality or turn into mutant superheroes. The possibilities are endless, just like the chemicals in our food contact stuff!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a dragon who loves to photobomb your selfies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Reactors: A LSY, Rosaria, and Frederick. These guys are like the Avengers of Minecraft, ready to save the world from any blocky threat that comes their way.

And if you’re looking for some epic loot, look no further than our server’s rate ups. We’ve got SSR characters like Dorothy, Skia, and Joo Shiyoung ready to join your team and kick some serious pixel butt. Plus, our ASSR characters like Swan and aRosa are so powerful, they can mine diamonds with their bare hands.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be careful of that dragon, he’s a real prankster.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	246
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Secret Society Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is digging straight down and hoping you don’t fall into lava? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the diamonds don’t matter!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic potion. True story. If you join us, who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party room where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. It’s lit, literally. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. Just watch out for the trapdoor that leads to a pit of angry chickens.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	1467
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FriendshipFrenzy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of emotionally draining friends who only take and never give back? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is filled with supportive players who actually care about your well-being and won’t leave you emotionally spent. Plus, we have virtual groceries for everyone, so no need to loan money to struggling friends in need.

Forget about real-life parenting criticisms and judgmental friends, on our server, everyone is a perfect parent to their pixelated children. And if you ever need a break from the constant venting and negativity, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting.

So come join us on this Minecraft server, where you can take care of yourself and be selfish for once without any judgment. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to escape to?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ElderlyCraft: Japan’s 36.25M

come join our minecraft server, where the elderly population is booming like never before! with a record-breaking 36.25 million grandmas and grandpas running around, you’ll never feel alone again! watch as they build the most epic retirement homes and battle it out in epic bingo tournaments. who needs young whippersnappers when you have a server full of wise old souls ready to show you how it’s done? join now and experience the senior citizen revolution like never before!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4