hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? do u like chaos and madness? well then come join our server where we are all dying in slow motion at this very moment.

why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and they were greeted by a giant chicken that could shoot lasers out of its eyes. they had to team up with a pack of deranged llamas to defeat it and save the day.

but that’s not all, oh no. on our server, the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next.

so come join us, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. we promise u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, who knows? come find out!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 11
Battle Standards Raised: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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