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Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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