Slow Clown Minecraft Server

low intelligence, repetitive teasing, mental health, social exclusion, peer pressure

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting clowned on because you’re slower than a turtle in quicksand? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, being slow is a superpower! We have a special Slowpoke Club where all the cool kids hang out and embrace their inner sloth. Join us for epic snail races, where the last one to cross the finish line is actually the winner! And don’t worry about being left behind, because on our server, slow and steady wins the race… and also gets all the diamonds. So come join us and show the world that being slow is the new fast!

FalconSMP

Server, Cross-Play, Geopolitical, crossplay, Community

A crossplay earth server supporting versions 1.10 to the latest. We are a geopolitical server with a growing community!

play.falconsmp.com

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Hookers & Blocks Minecraft Server

sexual services, street walkers, Personal experiences, cheap encounters, empty interactions

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more excitement than a hooker convention in Vegas!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, building castles out of rainbow-colored blocks, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t worry, our hookers are anything but underwhelming – they’ll trade you enchanted items for emeralds and lead you on quests to find hidden treasures.

So why settle for a bland Minecraft experience when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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New Server IP
Every One Minecraft SMP

important, Attention, Community, discussion, urgent message

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Tower” where players can prank each other with outrageous traps and tricks. And don’t even get me started on the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

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New Server IP
SoggieDoggy

Survival, Survival Java Plugins Mods Hacks Griefing Fair play Bedrock PvP Economy Community Building Redstone Mob farms Enchanting Mining Farming Exploration Crafting Adventure, Vanilla

1.10 Survival java awsome no pligins no mods. please dont use hacks to rob and grief please rob and grief fair and square . java only no bedrock

mc.soggiedoggy.net:2739

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New Server IP
Pickminecraft.com

smp, non pay-to-win, AFK timers, Whitelist, Casino

PickMinecraft.com Your pick for a better server. We are a new SMP server and the only Minecraft server just for Seniors. All of our player’s 55+. Our server is White-List to protect our players and the server. All new players must register on our website to gain access.

We have Server Contest’s, Player Ranks, Land Claim, Economy, Parkour, Player Shops, Casino, Trade, Auction House. Player Warps and a lot more than I can list here.

We do not use buy shops to sell anything We are not a Pay-2-Win server.

We Mine, Use, sell and collect everything, including spawners and minions. In AFK auto logoff Timers.

Ip: play.pickminecraft.com Ip: pickminecraft.com

pickminecraft.com

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New Server IP

Slow Clown Minecraft Server

FalconSMP

Hookers & Blocks Minecraft Server

Every One Minecraft SMP

SoggieDoggy

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