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Whispering Woods 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apparition, creepy, don’t look, DREAD, eerie, fear, Frightening, Ghostly, Haunting, Horror, Mysterious, oh no wisps, Paranormal, Phobia, Specter, spine-chilling, spooky, Supernatural, unsettling, whispering, Wisps, Woods

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	398
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Zombie Dances:	8

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging evil wisps that will haunt your dreams and steal your diamonds!

You’ll be running for your virtual life as you navigate through a world filled with danger and excitement.

But don’t worry, because the rewards are totally worth it!

Plus, where else can you find a server that will make you question reality and wonder if you’re actually living in a simulation?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Diamonds Everywhere!

Anime, anime characters, anime industry, anime voiceover, casting choice, character portrayal, character voice, diamonds, Disappointment, Dubbing, Japanese voice actress, missed opportunity, Miyuki Sawashiro, talent selection, voice acting, voice actress, voice actress talent, voice talent, voiceover, voiceover work, wasted talent

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2

Yo, this server be lit like a creeper explosion! We got Miyuki Sawashiro on board, like whaaat?! Come join the fun and build with us, it’s gonna be a blast! Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crafting together!

BabyRage Minecraft Server

BabyRage, Boundaries, Communication, dark place, Empathy, Family issues, friendship, Guilt, health scare, healthy boundaries, Manipulation, masters program, Minecraft, misunderstanding, new job, parenthood, passive aggressive, Priorities, self-care, Server, Support, Tension, Therapy

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you tired of drama and guilt trips in your friendships? Come join our Minecraft server where we promise zero passive-aggressive behavior and no guilt-tripping allowed! Our community is drama-free and full of supportive players who won’t make you feel like you owe them your entire weekend.

We understand the importance of setting healthy boundaries and prioritizing yourself, just like our player who had to deal with a friend who couldn’t handle a little change in their friendship dynamic. On our server, we encourage self-care and self-love, because let’s face it, dealing with a friend who makes everything about themselves is so last season.

So come join us and leave the drama behind! Build your dream world, make new friends, and never worry about someone using their baby as an excuse to guilt-trip you ever again. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DoorLockSurpriseCraft

apartment, Apology, balloons, celebrate, celebration, Communication, Disappointment, DoorLockSurpriseCraft, Friends, hurt, husband, locked door, Marriage, master’s degree, misunderstanding, Preparation, relationship, Surprise, Upset, Wife, work

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Crops Grown:	6596	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where surprises are always ready and waiting for you? Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns!

Just like the time I tried to surprise my husband for passing his first year of his master’s degree. I set up a whole celebration with cake, candles, and balloons, but when he came home, he got mad because I locked the door to make sure the surprise was perfect. Little did he know, the real surprise was waiting for him inside the building, not outside!

If you want to experience the same level of excitement and confusion, join our server now! Who knows what kind of crazy surprises await you around every corner. Just remember, always be prepared for the unexpected!

NeverAgainSMP

AVOID, bad experience, cautionary tale, Destination, DISAPPOINTING, FORGETTABLE, Lesson, lesson in travel, lesson learned, Memories, mistake, never again, never return, NeverAgainSMP, one-time only, Place, regret, Revisit, travel, Unpleasant, Waste of time

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7333
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Potions Brewed:	190	New Chunks Explored:	201430
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

OMG guys, let me tell you about this one time I went to this totally lame Minecraft SMP server. It was like, the worst place ever, like seriously. The admins were all like, “No fun allowed!” and the players were all like, “Boo, you stink!” It was a total disaster, I tell ya.

But hey, guess what? You should totally join our Minecraft SMP server instead! It’s like, the coolest place ever, I swear. We have flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. And get this, the admins are all like, “Fun times only!” and the players are all like, “Yay, you rock!”

So yeah, if you want to avoid the total disaster that was that other server, come join us and have a blast! Trust me, you’ll never want to leave. And if you do, well, we have a secret portal that leads to a land of endless cake and puppies. So yeah, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun times roll!

BorderPatrolCraft

border control, border crossings, border enforcement, border management, border patrol, border policy, border protection, border security, border sovereignty, BorderPatrolCraft, Canadian border, cross-border issues, customs and immigration, immigration, international relations, Mexican border, national security, North American borders, SOVEREIGNTY, us border, US responsibility

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest border control system you’ve ever seen! Forget about building houses and farming crops, here you’ll be dodging border patrol agents left and right as you try to sneak into different countries within the game.

Join us for the ultimate challenge as you try to cross the US border into Canada or Mexico without getting caught. But be warned, our border patrol NPCs are no joke – they’ll stop at nothing to keep you out!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of being an illegal immigrant in a virtual world? Plus, who wouldn’t want to see what crazy contraptions our players have come up with to try and outsmart the border patrol?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to make it across the border without getting caught! Just remember, it’s not the US’s problem, it’s all on you to make it through. Good luck!

Ice Cloud Dynamics

air suspension, Climate change impacts, climate changes, climate patterns, cloud, cloud dynamics, cloud dynamics models, dynamics, Earth’s water cycle, Freezing, Ice, ice formation, ice formation models, molecular interactions, precipitation models, precipitation patterns, transformation of water, water cycle, water droplets, water into ice, weather changes, weather patterns

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	6395	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the water droplets freeze in mid-air and create a crazy water cycle like you’ve never seen before! our server is so lit that even the molecular interactions driving ice formation are getting in on the action.

we’ve got cloud dynamics that will blow your mind and precipitation patterns that will have you questioning reality. weather and climate changes? pfft, we’ve got it all covered on our server.

so if you want to experience the most insane water cycle in minecraft history, join us now and get ready to have your mind blown!

What is the IP for Jefe Minecraft Server?

gta 5 roleplay, gta 5 rp, gta 5 rp chicago, gta rp, JEFE, Minecraft, serious rp, Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Jefe is a multi-talented artist known for his unique blend of hip-hop and reggaeton music. With a distinctive style and infectious energy, he has quickly gained a loyal fan base and is making a name for himself in the music industry. Jefe’s lyrics are raw and honest, reflecting his personal experiences and struggles. He is on a mission to create music that resonates with listeners and leaves a lasting impact.

Mishail server minecraft

banner, Community, Creative, description, Gaming, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, Mishail, multiplayer, ONLINE, personal account, Players, PvP, Server, Server List, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	6973
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Farms Harvested:	668
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

The description of the server server “Mishail” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mishatop.aternos.me

Enchanted Isles 1.21.2

#TimesUp, 1.21.2, boundary violation, consent violation, discrimination, Enchanted, feminism, gender dynamics, gender equality, Inappropriate Behavior, Isles, METOO, personal experience, power dynamics, sexual harassment, social norms, support for survivors, toxic behavior, uncomfortable situation, victim blaming, WOMAN, women’s behavior, workplace harassment

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server is totally lit, bro. You gotta join because, like, the players are so wild they’ll make you question your own reality.

I mean, one time, I was just mining some diamonds and this crazy chick came up to me and started sexually harassing me. It was like, whoa, I didn’t know Minecraft could get so freaky.

But hey, if you’re into that kind of thing, then this server is definitely for you. Just be prepared for some wild and wacky adventures, my dude.

H8rAlert Minecraft SMP

concealed animus, concealed enmity, covert hostility, covert repulsion, disguised antipathy, disguised aversion, H8rAlert, hidden displeasure, hidden resentment, Minecraft, private disdain, secret animosity, secret loathing, signs of hate, silent grudge, smp, subtle detestation, subtle dislike, suppressed enmity, suppressed malice, underlying bitterness, unspoken loathing, veiled contempt

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8388
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP you gotta join. It’s like, the most lit server ever, full of crazy adventures and shenanigans. Like, one time, we had a whole prank war where someone turned the entire spawn into a giant chicken. It was clucking hilarious!

And the best part is, if you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players ever. We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, except instead of saving the world, we’re just building epic bases and trolling each other.

But beware, there are some sneaky players on the server who secretly hate you. Like, if you find a random block of dirt in your house, that’s a sign someone is out to get you. Or if all your diamonds suddenly disappear, it’s probably because someone is jelly of your mad mining skills.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where friendships are forged in the fires of lava and alliances are broken over a stolen stack of pork chops. It’s gonna be a blast, bro!

BlockPartyBonanza

advice, arousal, BlockPartyBonanza, Boundaries, Communication, consent, education, empowerment, Erotica, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, Intimacy, kink, NSFW, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, self-care, sexual health, taboo, Tips

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6645
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to discover the most NSFW tips that will blow your mind and leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. From secret underground dungeons filled with scandalous loot to wild parties with mobs gone wild, this server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a NSFW adventure like no other!

DeporteeCraft: ElSalvadorBound

AMERICANS, asylum seekers, central america, cross-border cooperation, deportation, DeporteeCraft, deportees, diplomatic agreement, el salvador, ElSalvadorBound, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, migrants, Nationality, Politics, Refugee Crisis, rubio, united states, US

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1560	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	6967
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

lol come join our minecraft server where we accept deportees from ANYWHERE, even Americans! yep, you heard that right. El Salvador is the place to be if you’ve been kicked out of your country and need a new place to call home. we’ve got creeper-proof walls and llama guards to keep you safe. plus, our diamond mines are the best in the world, so you can mine to your heart’s content. join now for a wild adventure in the land of deportees!

EdosCraft

Anarchy, Minecraft Survival Enchantments Anarchy Custom awards Objects Mysticism Fun Friends PvP Adventure Building Exploration Crafting Minigames Community Mods Creative Roleplay Economy, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9775
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Towns Built:	2

Our project has custom awards, enchantments, objects, mysticisms and other similar buns that will help you have fun and interesting time in the company of your friends or alone. The project includes: anarchy, survival, alone block.

edoscraft.ru

Empire Of The Forgotten

Armor Crates, Armors, Bedwars, Bosses, Bounties, Custom Enchants, Discord, Dungeons, Empire Of The Forgotten, minecraft server, Mini Games, Minigames, mobs, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Shops, Skyblock, skyblock islands, Spawner Crates, Version 1.8-1.20.x, weapons

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8769
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Empire Of The Forgotten Custom Enchants, Armors, and Weapons Over 200 Custom Fish to gut, sell, and measure A variety of Quests and Bounties to complete Upgrade and personalize your Skyblock Islands Open Your Own Shops and sell anything you like Free Ranks through rank crates Spawner Crates, Armor Crates, and more! Dungeons filled with custom mobs and epic bosses BedWars and a lot more minigames! Version: 1.8-1.20.x IP: eotf.mine.fun IP: eotf.join-shockbyte.com Join our Discord community! https://discord.gg/P3TqXYmV7S

eotf.mine.fun:25626

Players:	109/900	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Potions Brewed:	144
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	8