Slow Chrome Speed Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing slower than our server speed is your grandma trying to outrun a creeper! But don’t worry, we have a perfectly logical explanation for this – our server runs on a top-secret potato-powered system that guarantees a unique gaming experience like no other.

Join us for epic adventures filled with unexpected lag spikes that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be jumping around trying to avoid falling into lava). Our server is so slow, it’s like playing Minecraft in slow motion – but hey, who needs fast internet when you have the thrill of not knowing if you’ll survive the next server crash?

So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our hilariously slow server. Who needs speed when you have the chance to witness a herd of sheep breakdance due to lag? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	19

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Votes:	5760	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	168
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	111	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Star Shards Collected:	169	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Votes:	766
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Towns Built:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Votes:	1384
Buildings Constructed:	16	Farms Harvested:	112
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Star Shards Collected:	168	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	457
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Potions Brewed:	164
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	4453
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	8121
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2564
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Crops Grown:	9642	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Potions Brewed:	28

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Potions Brewed:	30	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.