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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 4851 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 51 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6874 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Join us for epic adventures filled with unexpected lag spikes that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be jumping around trying to avoid falling into lava). Our server is so slow, it’s like playing Minecraft in slow motion – but hey, who needs fast internet when you have the thrill of not knowing if you’ll survive the next server crash?
So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our hilariously slow server. Who needs speed when you have the chance to witness a herd of sheep breakdance due to lag? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!