Sloths Are Us SMP – The Slowest and Laggiest Minecraft Server Around!

Active, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Griefprevention, java, LAGGIEST, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Players, Plugins, Ranks, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Sloths, SLOWEST, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	5415
Void Armor Forged:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Potions Brewed:	160	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.6 and later
Features	Land claims, rank system, economy, PvP arena
IP	SlothSMP.Com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claim feature to safeguard your creations.
Is there a rank system on the server?	Yes, we offer a rewarding rank system for players.
How does the economy work?	We have a dynamic economy system in place for buying and selling goods.
Are there PvP opportunities on the server?	Yes, we have a dedicated PvP arena for battles.
Is the server focused on peaceful gameplay?	Outside of the PvP arena, the server aims to provide a peaceful and creative environment for players.

Public Showcase Girls 1.21

Girls, Public, Showcase

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8115
Divine Spears Created:	27	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we got girls showing off in public! I mean, who wouldn’t want to see that in a blocky pixelated world, am I right? It’s like a virtual fashion show, but with creepers and zombies lurking around. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to witness some virtual catwalk action like never before!

BratBrotherCraft

beach house, Boundaries, BratBrotherCraft, brother, Communication Issues, complexes, difficult relationship, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, Golden Child, mental health, personal growth, self worth, sibling rivalry, standing up for yourself, toxic behavior, unresolved trauma, vacation, Working

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Towns Built:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your dysfunctional family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, arguments, and sibling rivalry that will make you question your own sanity.

Just like the OP’s brother, our players will try to assert dominance and claim ownership over everything in sight. But don’t worry, you can stand up for yourself just like the OP did and show them who’s boss!

With more twists and turns than a soap opera, this server will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself – because who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?

TyrannyCounterMinecraftSMP

2nd amendment, American values, armed Americans, citizen rights, civil liberties, constitutional law, constitutional rights, defense against tyranny, Democracy, firearms, freedom, government control, gun rights, political oppression, Protection, resistance, revolution, right to bear arms, self defense, tyranny, TyrannyCounterMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

LOL OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the wildest place to be if you wanna have a blast and fight off tyranny like a true American hero! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you defend your right to bear blocks and build epic fortresses to protect against any evil mobs that try to take over. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just waiting for you to discover. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig mount, and come join the craziest adventure of your life! Let’s show those creepers who’s boss and have a blast doing it! YEEHAW! 🤠🔫🐷 #MinecraftFreedomFighters #2ndAmendmentForBlocks

Block Therapy Fun!

acupuncture, aromatherapy, Art Therapy, BLOCK, Cooking, dancing, Exercise, Fun, gardening, journaling, laughter therapy, MASSAGE, meditation, mindfulness, music therapy, nature walks, pet therapy, reading, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief, Therapy, yoga

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magic Items Found:	5867
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2447	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate therapy session without the hefty price tag! Our pixelated paradise is filled with magical blocks that will soothe your soul and calm your mind. Need to release some pent-up rage? Just grab a pickaxe and start mining away! Feeling stressed? Take a leisurely stroll through our virtual forests and let the serene sounds of chirping birds and rustling leaves wash over you. And if you’re really feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive lava diving experience? It’s like hot yoga, but with a lot more danger! So come on down to our server and let the healing power of Minecraft work its magic on you. Remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but they’re also a great stress reliever!

ArabCraft: No Ties Without State Minecraft Server

arab world, ArabCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace, Minecraft, Palestinian state, Palestinian-Israeli conflict, peace negotiations, peace process, Politics, regional stability, Saudi Arabia, Saudi-Israel relations, Server, State, TIES, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we build sand castles bigger than saudi arabia’s oil reserves! we don’t have ties with israel but we do have epic pvp battles that will make you forget all about politics. our pixelated palestinian state is the envy of all other servers, come claim your block of land and build your dream house. join us and let’s show trump what real diplomacy looks like in the world of minecraft!

GazaCraft: Trump’s Zero Meetings

#announcement, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, decision making process, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, international relations, lack of preparation, leadership, Meetings, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, peace process, policy implementation, Politics, strategy, takeover plan, trump, Trumps, White House

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the admin is as clueless as trump on gaza takeover plans? well u found the right place! we dont plan anything, just go with the flow and see what happens. maybe we’ll accidentally take over a village or something, who knows! join now for a chaotic and unpredictable experience that will leave u questioning your sanity. come on, what could possibly go wrong?

Hypothalamus HQ: Weight, Sleep, Stress

Advancements, Appetite, body weight, brain region, Detailed Map, diabetes, health, human hypothalamus, hypothalamus, Medical, neuroscience, new, obesity, Potential, Regulation, research, scientists, Sleep, stress, Technology, treatments, weight

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Crops Grown:	9178	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	168	Divine Spears Created:	23

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE MOST DETAILED MAP OF THE HUMAN HYPOTHALAMUS, LIKE WHAT EVEN IS THAT? REGULATES BODY WEIGHT, APPETITE, SLEEP, AND STRESS. U WANNA LOSE WEIGHT? U WANNA EAT ALL THE FOODS? U WANNA SLEEP LIKE A BABY? U WANNA BE STRESS-FREE? THEN JOIN US, WE GOT U COVERED. WE EVEN CURE OBESITY AND DIABETES, LIKE MAGIC. SCIENTISTS ARE SHOOKETH BY OUR EPICNESS. SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE HYPOTHALAMUS! 🧠💪🍔💤🚫🍰

SystemCore

dedicated hardware, Papermc, Plugins, Survival, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3748
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Villages Defended:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Survival MC with a focus on PaperMC plugins and a smooth experience. Hosted on powerful dedicated hardware. Lots of updates and work coming in the future.

135.148.150.20

Wavecraft

active abilities, blocks, Community, competitive, Creative, Enchantments, Farming, Fishing, Furniture, Gear, gear drops, Items, Mining, mobs, Passive abilities, Plugins, RPG, smp, Survival, swearing, Technical, WaveCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7213	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293
Chimeras Created:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Wavecraft Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Absolutely No P2W	Items that can be bought through the store can be obtained in-game with in-game currency.
No resets, ever	World is over a year old with no plans for map resets.
Custom Items, Tools, Mobs, Furniture	Over 500 custom items, tools, weapons, custom mobs, and furniture to discover.
Family Friendly	No swearing, suitable for all ages.
Pyro Plugins	Custom fishing, farming, and mining plugins with competitions and leaderboards.
Slimefun	Technical plugin that adds new items for grinding and crafting.
AuraSkills	Skills plugin for leveling up and unlocking abilities.
Custom Enchantments	Over 200 custom enchantments for gear enhancement.

IP:

playwavecraft.net

Version:

1.8 – 1.21+

FAQ – Questions & Answers:

Q: Is the server family friendly?

A: Yes, Wavecraft is a family friendly server with no swearing allowed.

Q: Can items be bought with real money?

A: No, items that can be bought through the store can also be obtained in-game with in-game currency.

Q: Are there regular map resets?

A: No, the server has not had a map reset in over a year.

Q: What kind of custom items are available on Wavecraft?

A: Wavecraft offers over 500 custom items including tools, weapons, furniture, and custom mobs.

Q: Are there any special plugins on the server?

A: Yes, Wavecraft features plugins such as Slimefun, Pyro Plugins for fishing, farming, and mining, AuraSkills for RPG elements, and custom enchantments.

Ethereal Vibe Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, adult content, Anime, confession, EMBARRASSING, Ethereal, FANTASY, Fap, fetish, guilty pleasure, hidden desire, internet, NSFW, ONLINE, Realms, secret, shameful, taboo, VIBE, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5762
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Potions Brewed:	183
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Bro, forget about that embarrassing moment and join our Minecraft server instead!

We got creepers that twerk, villagers that dab, and Ender Dragons that breakdance.

You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, especially when you see Steve and Alex doing the Macarena.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build the most epic pixelated castle while listening to parrots sing Despacito.

Join now and leave your vtuber fap shame in the past!

VacayVibes Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Brown culture, Communication, family, freedom, honeymoon, in-laws, International trip, Itinerary, Jealousy, jinx, Minecraft, OFFENDED, older child, Planning, regulations, rules, Server, sister, soft launch, vacation, VacayVibes, younger child

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family dynamics and travel the world without any guilt trips! Join us for a virtual adventure that will make you forget all about your nosy sister and her in-law struggles.

On our server, you can explore exotic lands, build magnificent structures, and mine for rare treasures without anyone judging you for wanting a little freedom. Who needs a real vacation when you can have a virtual one with us?

So come on, join our server and leave all the sibling rivalry behind. We promise not to ask you 100 questions or make you feel betrayed. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun awaits you!

MommyIssuesCraft

acceptance, adoption, DAUGHTER, decision, difficult decisions, family, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, foster care, hurtful comments, judgement, love, MommyIssuesCraft, Mother, mother-daughter relationship, Negativity, parenting, relationship, Support, unconditional love

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Emeralds Found:	6006	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can adopt virtual children and deal with all the family drama just like in real life!

We have a special feature where your virtual mother will scream at you and curse you out for adopting an older daughter. But don’t worry, you can choose to ignore her and focus on building a loving relationship with your virtual family.

Experience the thrill of virtual parenting as you navigate through family conflicts and make tough decisions. Will you choose your virtual children over your virtual mother? The choice is yours!

Join now and show everyone that you can handle virtual family drama like a pro! Who needs a peaceful Minecraft server when you can have all the chaos and craziness right here?

ManlyMistakes Minecraft SMP

communication breakdown, communication skills, dating tips, disrespectful language, emotional intelligence, emotional triggers, gender stereotypes, harsh criticism, hurtful words, insensitive comments, male ego, man, ManlyMistakes, Minecraft, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, relationship conflict, relationship mistakes, smp, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, verbal abuse, worst thing to say

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Enchantments Applied:	134
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	229	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you might as well be living under a rock like a noob. This server is lit AF, like literally lit because we have a volcano in the middle of spawn. And let me tell you, the lava flows are like a never-ending party, just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens, they’re real sneaky.

But that’s not even the best part, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They trade in diamonds for space cookies, it’s wild man. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant squids that roam the oceans, they’re like bosses you have to defeat to level up.

So if you wanna join in on the chaos and madness, come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like getting teleported to a dimension made entirely of cheese or having to battle a horde of zombie llamas. It’s a rollercoaster of a time, bro.

SentimentalSpatulaCraft

attachment, cherished possessions, emotional connection, House, household items, meaningful objects, Memories, Nostalgia, objects with memories, personal belongings, random object, sentimental, sentimental items, sentimental items in house, sentimental object, sentimental things, sentimental trinkets, sentimental value, SentimentalSpatulaCraft, treasured possessions, unexpected sentimental items

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Astral Projections Made:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and you’ll discover a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples. Our server is so epic that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. You might even catch a glimpse of a zombie doing the moonwalk or a skeleton playing the saxophone.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, rumor has it that if you bring a random object from your house that you’ve become sentimental about, it will come to life and become your loyal companion in the game. Who wouldn’t want a talking toaster or a dancing lamp by their side while they mine for diamonds?

HotBlockzMC – Survive the Heatwave!

#sustainability, AWARE MD, carbon emissions, climate change, deadly thresholds, Earth, ecological disaster, environmental crisis, extreme weather events, global warming, greenhouse gases, Heating, heatwave, HotBlockzMC, human limits, melting ice caps, rising sea levels, scientists, SURVIVE, temperature rise, urgent action, warn

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Void Gems Collected:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the heat of earth heating beyond human limits like whoa bro! scientists be all like “yo this is deadly” but we be like “nah fam, come chill with us and build some epic stuff in minecraft instead!” forget the real world problems and come join the fun where the only limit is ur imagination! plus, our server has secret underground caves filled with diamonds and rare loot, so u know u wanna be part of this epic adventure! join now before the world ends and u miss out on all the fun!