Sloths Are Us SMP – The Slowest and Laggiest Minecraft Server Around!

Active, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Griefprevention, java, LAGGIEST, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Players, Plugins, Ranks, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Sloths, SLOWEST, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Endless Night Skies:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Emeralds Found:	3101
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.6 and later
Features	Land claims, rank system, economy, PvP arena
IP	SlothSMP.Com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claim feature to safeguard your creations.
Is there a rank system on the server?	Yes, we offer a rewarding rank system for players.
How does the economy work?	We have a dynamic economy system in place for buying and selling goods.
Are there PvP opportunities on the server?	Yes, we have a dedicated PvP arena for battles.
Is the server focused on peaceful gameplay?	Outside of the PvP arena, the server aims to provide a peaceful and creative environment for players.

Mystic Dream Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Audience, Backlash, brand, Community, consumer behavior, criticism, Disappointment, dream, ENGAGEMENT, Fans, JPs, loyalty, Marketing, merch, misunderstanding, mystic, Outreach, Pandering, Promotion, Realms, Sales, Support, target audience

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2674
Dragon Eggs Found:	6146	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, totally lit because they cater to all the JP fans out there. And get this, they won’t even try to sell you their merch! Like, what kind of server does that? It’s so wacky, you gotta see it to believe it. So, like, come join us and let’s have a crazy time together!

YouTube Pajeets Are Idiots Minecraft SMP

#youtube, comedy, CONTENT, controversial, Creators, culture, Entertainment, humor, idiots, Indian, insensitive, Minecraft, offensive, ONLINE, pajeets, satire, smp, social media, Stereotypes, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Dragons Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of watching YouTube Pajeets fumble around in Minecraft like a bunch of noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to show off your epic gaming skills and leave those Pajeets in the dust!

Join our server and become part of a community where the only rule is to outshine those Pajeets with your insane building skills and PvP prowess. We’ve had players defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a stick, and another player who built a working roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Leave those YouTube Pajeets in the dust and join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate gaming experience!

NoCheatersXmasDinner

Affair, Boyfriend, Cheating, christmas, Communication, counseling, couples, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Dinner, family, forgiveness, holiday, Invitation, Marriage, NoCheatersXmasDinner, ReBuilding, relationship, Support, third wheel, Trust

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We’ve got a 56-year-old mom, a 60-year-old dad, a 30-year-old daughter named Kate, a 28-year-old son named Sam, and a 26-year-old daughter named Mary. But wait, there’s more – Kate’s boyfriend James is causing some serious drama with an online affair scandal! Will Kate forgive him and bring him to our Christmas Eve dinner? Join our server to find out and witness the wildest family dynamics in Minecraft history! Trust us, this server is more entertaining than any soap opera out there. So come on in and experience the drama, the tears, and the ultimate betrayal – all in the world of Minecraft!

BallzGoneMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Runes Activated:	3

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally hop on this crazy train. First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and items. Like, we even have a diamond block throne for our leader, who is a literal Minecraft god. And get this, every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to tame the legendary Ender Dragon and ride it into battle. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who can trade you anything your heart desires? Need a stack of emeralds? They got you covered. Want a pet zombie pigman? They can make it happen. It’s like having your own personal genie, but with a unibrow.

So, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your balls hairless. Wait, what was the question again? Oh well, join us anyway!

BrokeBlockBuster

blockbuster, BrokeBlockBuster, challenge, Character development, creativity, film industry, Hollywood, imagination, Job, Main character, Movie, not rich, Pick, plot twist, poor protagonist, ruin, twist ending, Unconventional, unconventional protagonist, unexpected

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in ruining movies in the most ridiculous ways possible! Picture this: you’re playing on our server and suddenly the main character in a famous movie is no longer rich. Imagine Harry Potter living in a cardboard box under a bridge, or Tony Stark selling hot dogs on the street corner. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed! Join us for a hilariously chaotic experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about your favorite films. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide the ultimate movie makeovers?

Galactic Pathways Discovery

astronomers, Astronomy, Cosmic, cosmic connections, discovery, distant regions, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Galactic, Galaxy, galaxy mapping, hidden network, interconnected, interstellar travel, pathways, research, scientific breakthrough, solar system, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8070
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Yo, so like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and stuff, when BAM! You stumble upon a secret network of pathways that lead to the far reaches of the galaxy! Like, what even?!

Join our server and explore these crazy pathways, meet aliens, and maybe even discover a new planet to call home. Who needs Earth when you can have your own intergalactic crib, amirite?

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s go on a wild space adventure together. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans we’ll get into out there in the cosmos. Let’s do this! 🚀🌌👽

UltraVanilla

Brewery, Community, Competitions, Creative Server, discord server, Events, Farms, Friendly, java, long term, minimal enhancements, old school, p2w, Projects, Ranks, Redstone, Server, small scale, smp, Stable Server, Technical, TOWN, UltraVanilla, Vanilla, Wiki

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Votes:	7408
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

UltraVanilla Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	UltraVanilla
Founded	January 2019
Player Slots	30
Enhancements	Minimal enhancements to the core game
World Type	Survival
Server Address	play.ultravanilla.world

For more information and community discussions, visit the Discord or the Wiki.

FAQs

What is UltraVanilla?

UltraVanilla is a small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game. It promotes a tight-knit community feel with 30 player slots and a survival world.

What features does the server offer?

Dynmap
No map resets ever
Fast travel commands such as ‘/sethome’, ‘/home’, ‘/home bed’
Brewery plugin
Vanilla-friendly events and competitions
Time-based ranks

Are there any specific rules on the server?

No griefing
No stealing
No PVP without consent
No hacks or exploits
No graphic/gross NSFW

How can I join a town or contribute to community projects?

You can join a town by asking around or homestead your own place. Community projects are suggested and discussed on the discord, where anyone is free to contribute.

Vidya Boys Paradise 1.21.4

1.21.4, Boys, cute male characters, cute vidya boys, Gaming Community, male characters, male protagonists, male representation in video games, male video game characters, Opinions, opinions on male characters, Paradise, video game aesthetics, video game character design, Video game characters, video game community, Video game culture, video game discussion, video game discussion board, video game fandom, video game opinions, video game preferences, video games, vidya

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	3325
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

OMG, this Minecraft server is like a magical land full of cute vidya boys running around! Join if you want to find your pixelated prince charming and live happily ever after in a blocky paradise! Plus, the creepers here are totally into fashion and will give you style tips while they explode! So come on, join now and let’s build a fabulous world together with our kawaii virtual boyfriends! #MinecraftLove #VidyaBoysGalore

Money Minecraft SMP Purposes

comfort, day to day life, financial comfort, Financial goals, financial independence, financial market, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, House, life change, making money, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, purpose, purposes, Rich, SECURITY, smp, things to buy, wealth

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	173	Buildings Constructed:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of the financial market in Minecraft!

Imagine making more diamonds than you can count, buying up all the enchanted gear you could ever dream of, and becoming the richest player in the game. But wait, there’s more!

On our server, being a millionaire isn’t just about having stacks of diamonds. It’s about living a life of luxury and excess. Want to buy a mansion, even though you already have a castle? Go for it! Want to fill your inventory with nothing but golden apples? Why not!

Join us on this wild ride of making money for the sake of it, with no purpose other than to flex on all the other players. Money may bring security and comfort, but on our server, it brings a whole lot more than that. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SIL’s Cellphone Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, Arguing, awkward, BROKE, cellphone, charger, christmas, date, fair price, family, FIX, gift, GIFTED, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, MONEY, new phone, not giving, offer, parents, Sell, Server, SIL, sils, SOLD, stealing

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mines Excavated:	3894	Votes:	9012

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of re-gifting! Just like the OP in this wild story, we encourage you to sell any in-game items you received as gifts and keep half the profit for yourself. After all, who needs to follow traditional gifting etiquette in a virtual world?

Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of family arguments over virtual possessions. Will you be the one to stand your ground like the OP, or will you give in to keep the peace like their dad suggested? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on over and join the fun – because in our Minecraft world, anything goes, even if it means making Christmas awkward with your virtual family members!

LesbianCraft: Babyshower Ruiner

acceptance, Babyshower, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, Community, discrimination, family, Identity, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES, Lesbian, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ, ontario, outing, pride, relationships, Respect, RUINER, Self-expression, Support, Understanding

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9225
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest baby shower ever! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Jehovah’s Witnesses start lecturing you on the sins of homosexuality. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! With our supportive community, you can proudly proclaim your love for your girlfriend while dodging judgmental stares. Plus, who knows, you might even find a nice ‘brother’ to settle down with in our virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns!

DeadlyCritter Minecraft SMP

dangerous animals, dangerous animals facts, dangerous animals in the world, dangerous animals list, dangerous creatures, dangerous insects, dangerous mammals, dangerous marine life, dangerous predators, dangerous reptiles, dangerous species, dangerous wildlife, deadliest animals, deadliest creatures, deadliest wildlife, DeadlyCritter, Minecraft, most dangerous animal, most dangerous animal in the ocean, most dangerous animal on earth, most dangerous animal to humans, smp, world

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is more lit than a creeper explosion! Like, you gotta join because we have the most dangerous animals in the world roaming around, like killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie pigs riding on giant spiders. It’s like a zoo on steroids, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to battle against evil chickens trying to take over the world and save the villagers from being turned into llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional exploding sheep). Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

AddictCraft: Million Dollar Challenge

AddictCraft, addiction, behavior modification, breaking bad habits, challenge, determination, Dollar, financial incentive, goal-setting, life-changing opportunity, lifestyle change, long-term commitment, mental strength, MILLION, million dollar challenge, motivation, overcoming challenges, personal growth, relapse prevention, reward system, self improvement, self-control, success mindset, Willpower

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to break your worst addiction in exchange for a million virtual diamonds! That’s right, if you can resist the urge to indulge in your addiction for one week, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, if you give in to temptation within the next year, you’ll lose it all faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Join us on this epic journey of self-control and determination, as you battle against your inner demons while building the ultimate virtual empire. Will you emerge victorious and claim your prize, or will you fall victim to your cravings and lose it all? The choice is yours, but remember, fortune favors the bold (and the addiction-free)!

VillagerVendetta

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and skeletons, not scary islamists! we’ve got villages galore for you to explore and build in, no need to worry about getting attacked by real-life bad guys. plus, we’ve got a secret weapon against any potential threats: our army of friendly wolves ready to protect you at all costs. so come on in and join the fun, because the only thing getting killed here are your enemies in-game, not in real life!

Ice Sheet Shrinkage Server

2019, Agreement, Arctic, Average, climate change, data analysis, environmental monitoring, Greenland Ice Sheet, hot summer, Ice, ice melt, km3, laser, Measurement, peak, Radar, remote sensing, Satellite technology, satellites, scientific research, Server, sheet, SHRINKAGE, volume reduction

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Star Shards Collected:	168	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the Greenland Ice Sheet is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! Our radar and laser satellites are going cray cray measuring the ice sheet and estimating volume reductions like it’s a math class on steroids. In 2019, things got so hot that we had a peak reduction of 464 km3 – that’s like a whole lot of ice cream melting in the sun, yo. So if you wanna witness some climate change in action while building epic structures and battling creepers, this server is the place to be! Plus, our polar bears are totally cool with it – they’re just chilling and enjoying the show. Come join the melting madness today!