Sloth SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SleepyCraft – Not Sorry for ZzZ’s

aita, Birthday, Couch, family vacation, Hawaii, Hotel, midnight, Not Excited, price, Scared, shots, shoulder pain, SleepyCraft, Spouse, Spring Break, step mom, Support, Traveling, trip, WiDE AWAKE, Woken Up, Zzzs

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Enchantments Applied:	73

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of step-moms, birthday trips, and unexpected vacations.

Imagine a world where your wife is also your son’s step-mom, and she refuses to travel with him. But fear not, because on this server, we encourage family vacations… or else!

Experience the thrill of getting scared awake in the middle of the night by your wife, only to be bombarded with hotel options for your next virtual getaway. Who needs sleep when you can plan a Minecraft vacation, am I right?

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the adventures are always outrageous. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning if you’re the AITA in this crazy virtual world.

TrendyCraftRevival

challenge, COMEBACK, Community, Digital, ENGAGEMENT, fad, Flash Mob, HASHTAG, Interaction, internet, meme, Nostalgia, online trend, Popular, resurgence, Retro, social media, Throwback, TrendyCraftRevival, viral, virtual

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2309
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Love Letters Sent:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Remember the good old days of planking and Harlem Shake? Well, forget about those because we’ve got something even better on our Minecraft server! Join us for the ultimate nostalgia trip as we bring back the ancient art of virtual pet rock racing. That’s right, strap in your pixelated pet rocks and get ready to race against your friends in epic battles of speed and agility. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of online trends in the most ridiculous way possible!

CraftyKrauts: €3B Boost for Ukraine

additional funding, Boost, Budget Committee, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKrauts, crisis response, defense budget, defense support, diplomatic relations, european security, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, germany, Germany’s Budget Committee, global affairs, international aid, military aid, military assistance, peacekeeping efforts, Reuters, Ukraine

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

come join dis epic minecraft server where we got so much money we be givin out billions like it ain’t no thang! we be ballin outta control like a boss! join now and get ur share of dat sweet sweet military assistance! we be flexin on dem haters with our massive budget and u can be part of da action! build ur own army and conquer the world, all thanks to our generous donations! ain’t no other server like dis, so come on and join da fun!

DanceCopy NeuroChecker 3000

Accurate, adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, autism, Autism Spectrum Disorder, Avatar, behavioral differences, children, cost effective, dance moves, DanceCopy, developmental delays, Diagnosis, early detection, movement imitation, NeuroChecker, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurotypical, overlap, screening tool, video analysis

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Potions Brewed:	31	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we can tell if u got autism or adhd just by watchin u dance like a fool for a minute! our avatars are lit and will make u bust a move like never before. we got da best tools dat can read ur mind and tell u if u neurotypical or not. join us for da most epic dance party of ur life and see if u got da moves or not. autism or adhd, we got u covered!

Pixel Adventure server minecraft

Minecraft, Pixel Adventure, Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

The description of the server server “Pixel Adventure” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Guardian’s Quest 1.20.1

1.20.1, BLOCK, Cease, control, Curb, deter, Guardians, halt, hinder, impede, inhibit, Limit, long tail: stopping her, obstruct, Prevent, put an end to, Quest, restrain, STOP, strategies to prevent her, suppress, terminate, thwart, ways to stop her

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server if you wanna stop her. I heard she’s building a giant pink castle made out of cotton candy and unicorn tears. Like, what even is that? But seriously, we need all the help we can get to take her down. Plus, did I mention there’s a secret underground disco party with dancing pigs and flying llamas? Yeah, you don’t wanna miss out on that. So grab your pickaxe and let’s show her who’s boss in this crazy world of blocky madness!

PrisonPhobiaMC SMP

anxiety, claustrophobia, confined spaces, confinement, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, fear, fear of confinement, incarceration, mental health, mental health challenges, mental health support, Mental Wellbeing, panic attacks, phobias, Prison, prison life, PrisonPhobiaMC, psychological effects, smp, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7903
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a virtual prison for claustrophobic people! Imagine being stuck in a tiny cell with no way out, just like claustrophobic people feel in real life! But don’t worry, we have a special “escape room” challenge where you have to find your way out of a maze of tiny tunnels before you suffocate from the lack of space! It’s hilarious to watch people panic and run around like headless chickens, trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this insane experience! So come join us and see if you can handle the pressure of being trapped in a virtual prison, it’s a total blast!

CraftyCreeperCounselor

Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, couples therapy, CraftyCreeperCounselor, difficult conversations, emotional intelligence, Emotional support, Empathy, expressing feelings, Feedback, Honesty, listening skills, personal growth, relationship advice, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of your partner’s terrible attempts at comforting you when you’re feeling down? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Comforting Skills Bootcamp” where players can learn how to properly console their loved ones in times of need. Join us and never have to suffer through awkward, unhelpful words of comfort again! Plus, rumor has it, there’s a secret level where you can unlock the ultimate “Hug of Eternal Comfort” that will make all your troubles disappear. So why wait? Join now and level up your comforting game!

CO Detox Microbe Haven

air pollution, archaea, atmosphere, atmospheric chemistry, Bacteria, carbon cycle, carbon monoxide, climate change, co, Detox, Detoxify, energy source, Environment, gas, greenhouse gas, Haven, Microbe, Microbes, microbial diversity, microbial ecology, research, study, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	New Chunks Explored:	256489
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have microbes that detoxify the atmosphere! yea, you heard that right, our bacteria and archaea buddies are out here using CO as an energy source like it’s no big deal. they consume massive amounts of carbon monoxide and help save us from this deadly gas. it’s like having tiny little superheroes running around in our virtual world, fighting off pollution and keeping the air clean. join us now and be a part of this crazy adventure where even the tiniest creatures can make a big difference!

Eternal Solo Journey 1.20.2

1.20.2, 1st gut, Cheating, Commitment, DATING, ETERNAL, Girlfriend, Infidelity, Journey, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, monogamy, Morals, Partnership, relationships, Respect, Self Respect, self worth, Single life, Solo, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1123	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	New Chunks Explored:	202929
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Items Found:	2884
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Yo bro, forget about relationships and all that drama! Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only thing getting screwed is your chances of winning in a PvP battle!

We’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your chances of finding a loyal girlfriend!

Build your own virtual world where you can escape from the harsh reality of heartbreak and betrayal. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword as your trusty companion?

So ditch the dating apps and come join us for some blocky fun! Who needs love when you have unlimited diamonds waiting to be mined?

Pixelated Anime Madness

Anime, Character development, controversial topics, empowerment, Entertainment, female main characters, female representation, feminist themes, fictional characters, Gender Roles, madness, Manga, Manga community, manga industry, Manga tropes, moral ambiguity, pixelated, promiscuous, relationships, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1000
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Magic Items Found:	7927
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Animals Bred:	161	Emeralds Found:	7406
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! If you’re looking for a wild ride, then come join us on this epic adventure. Build, mine, and explore with a community of gamers who are as bonkers as you are. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

RockBottomRedeemed – Minecraft SMP

coping strategies, determination, healing, Hope, inner strength, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, Recovery, resilience, rock bottom, RockBottomRedeemed, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, smp, strength, Support, transformation

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Potions Brewed:	162	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses and farms? Well, do I have the perfect place for you to join! This server is like no other, it’s a wild ride of chaos and craziness that will have you laughing your blocky butt off!

We got players who have hit rock bottom and somehow managed to climb their way back up using nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a dream. You wanna know how they did it? Well, you gotta join the server to find out! Maybe they found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, or maybe they made friends with a group of friendly creepers who helped them out. Who knows, anything is possible in this wacky world!

So come on down and join us on this epic adventure of a lifetime. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored! So grab your sword, put on your best diamond armor, and get ready to conquer the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Let’s do this, gamers!

PixelPity: UglyCraft

Appearance, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, DATING, emotional impact, harsh realities, inner beauty, personal growth, physical attractiveness, PixelPity, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-perception, social validation, societal pressure, UglyCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of being rejected by villagers in Minecraft because they think you’re not attractive enough? Well, fear not! Join our server and never worry about your pixelated appearance again! Our server is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon will swoon over your blocky beauty.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their Minecraft character was so stunning that even the creepers stopped in their tracks to admire them. Rumor has it that Notch himself logged on just to ask for skincare tips from this player.

So, if you want to experience the ultimate ego boost and have mobs falling head over heels for you, join our server now! Who needs real-life validation when you can be the hottest thing in the Minecraft universe?

CraftyBanRussiaEU

Ban, CraftyBanRussiaEU, Digital Media, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, embargo, Entertainment, EU, european union, foreign policy, gaming industry, global affairs, international relations, Politics, proposes, restrictions, russia, Sales, sanctions, Trade, video game

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

so like, we heard the EU is all like, “no video games for russia!” well, guess what? our minecraft server is the only place where russia can still play video games! join us and stick it to the man by building giant monuments of putin and riding polar bears around the map. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the EU police when they come knocking. come join the chaos and let’s show the world that video games will never be banned on our watch!

EpicVerse – Specialty Gen. 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adora Fortune, anniversary voice packs, Arya Kuroha, Azeria.EVE, Azusa Honami, birthday merch, Bluebell.EVE, Elyza.EVE, EpicVerse, Gen, holiday voice packs, Hysteria.EVE, Jira Jisaki, Koma Oboro, Lan Philia, Lumi Yukime, Miki Hitsugi, Minya Scott, Mischief.EVE, Miu Akumiya, Mukuro Owarino, Nano Kozuya, Narin Mikure, Planei Hoshikuzu, Remia Aotsuki, Riko Solari, Seira Chinen, Siu Aisaka, Specialite General, Specialty, TRiGGERPHiSH, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Utahime Mochizuki, Victoria Valerie, VSPO EN

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Towns Built:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Join this wacky Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner VSPO! EN and Specialite talents! Why waste time on boring servers when you can dive into the VSPO! EN madness and explore the world of Remia Aotsuki, Arya Kuroha, Jira Jisaki, Narin Mikure, and Riko Solari!

But wait, there’s more! Gen 1 and Gen 2 are here too with EVE.EXE for all you FPS lovers out there! Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are waiting for you to join the chaos!

And don’t forget about Specialite JP with Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, and Lumi Yukime (who does one EN stream per week)!

Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!

Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1349
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Villages Defended:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Emeralds Found:	8762
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2