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GiftGriefCraft

Communication, expressing preferences, gift appreciation, gift disappointment, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift giving boundaries, gift giving communication, gift giving expectations, gift giving feedback, gift giving norms, gift giving traditions, gift returns, GiftGriefCraft, Honesty, Practicality, relationships, Thoughtful gestures, Understanding

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3441
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of practical gifts!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about receiving a thermos that doesn’t fit your adult-sized soup portions ever again. Our community values honesty and communication, so you can rest assured that if someone gives you a gift that just doesn’t work for you, you can kindly suggest returning it for a more suitable experience together.

Don’t be like the poor soul who received the impractical thermos – join our server and receive only the most epic and fitting gifts from your fellow players. Who knows, you might even find the perfect virtual thermos to carry your Minecraft soup in style! So come on in and let’s have a laugh while we build, mine, and gift each other the most outrageous items.

CraftyAdviceMC SMP

Best advice, CraftyAdviceMC, encouragement, guidance, helpful advice, impactful advice, inspirational advice, life advice, life lessons, meaningful advice, Mentorship, motivation, personal growth, positive influence, received advice, sage advice, self improvement, smp, Support, valuable advice, wise counsel, words of wisdom

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Items Found:	1787
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Void Armor Forged:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit fam! Like, the best advice I ever got was from this server, they were like “build a house before dark or you’ll get wrecked by creepers” and I was like “whoa, mind blown!” So yeah, if you wanna survive in this crazy world, you gotta join us and learn all the pro tips like that. Plus, we have this insane story about a player who tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So come join us and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams, it’s gonna be a blast!

MineCellBlock69

incarceration, inmate experiences, life after prison, MineCellBlock69, prison contraband, prison culture, prison education, Prison food, prison friendships, prison guard interactions, prison hierarchy, prison jobs, prison life, prison mental health, prison misconceptions, prison routine, prison rules, prison survival, prison system, prison violence, Rehabilitation

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner criminal mastermind? Look no further than our server, where we cater to ex-prisoners of Reddit looking for a fresh start in the world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your own virtual prison cell, complete with a toilet made out of diamonds and a bed made out of obsidian. Show off your survival skills by escaping from our custom-built prison maze, filled with traps and secret passages that will leave you scratching your head (and your blocky character’s head) in confusion.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique PvP experience where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted pickaxes and explosive TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and become the kingpin of your own virtual prison world. Just don’t forget to watch your back – you never know when a creeper might sneak up on you!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Border dispute, Conflict, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military conflict, military escalation, military operation, military strategy, Minecraft, offensive, political tensions, russia, Server, territorial conflict, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

hey u guiz, dis minecraft server is so lit u won’t believe it! we got ukraine launching offensives in russia’s kursk region, like wut even is dat? come join us for some crazy pvp action and build ur own base to defend against ukrainian attacks! trust me, u won’t find dis kind of excitement anywhere else. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot, but shh, don’t tell anyone! so come join us now and let’s have a blast together!

OssetiaCraft: Drone Strike LOL

Chief of Staff, Claims, drone, Killed, lol, military intelligence, Ossetia battalion, OssetiaCraft, Russian Storm, strike, Ukrainian drone attack

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Russian Storm Ossetia battalion chiefs getting rekt by Ukrainian drones! It’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosions! Join now to witness the chaos and maybe even become the next target of a drone attack! It’s a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane battles! #minecraft #crazyserver #dronewars

PixelTumorQuest: Brain Melanoma Survival

3D size analysis, Accuracy, Brain, brain health, brain tumor, Cancer, diagnostic imaging, imaging criteria, Medical research, Melanoma, Methods, modified imaging approach, mRECIST, oncology, Patients, PixelTumorQuest, Radiology, Survival, survival prediction, treatment evaluation, tumor assessment, tumor response, volumetric measurements

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got all the epicness you could ever dream of! Imagine a world where brain tumors are actually just rare diamonds waiting to be mined! And guess what? Our imaging criteria is so lit, it can predict how long you’ll survive in the game!

We use this modified imaging approach called mRECIST, which is like the secret sauce to finding all the hidden treasures in our server. And don’t even get me started on our volumetric measurements – it’s like having x-ray vision to see through all the blocks and find the ultimate loot!

So if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s out of this world and full of surprises, come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the pixelated universe!

Vanilla Multiplayer

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Cross-Platform Support, Discord, Join, multiplayer, player-driven economy, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vibrant Community, Website

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Vanilla Multiplayer Overview

Feature	Description
Survival Gameplay	Engage in classic survival mode with minimal modifications.
Grief Protection	Build confidently knowing your creations are protected from other players.
Player-Driven Economy	Run your own shop and control the economy yourself.
Cross-Platform Support	Play on any device you feel comfortable on, all on the same server.

Server Details

Java IP	vanillamultiplayer.com
Java Port	25565
Bedrock IP	bedrock.vanillamultiplayer.com
Bedrock Port	19132

Community Links

Website	vanillamultiplayer.com
Discord	discord.vanillamultiplayer.com

Join us today and become part of a vibrant community where your voice matters!

Note: Vanilla Multiplayer is in heavy BETA, please bear with us and report any issues or suggestions to our Discord.

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on our server. We have measures in place to protect player creations.

Q: Can I run my own shop on the server?

A: Yes, our server supports a player-driven economy where you can run your own shop.

Q: Are there regular world resets?

A: No, we do not do regular world resets on our server.

Q: Is the server cross-platform?

A: Yes, you can play on any device with cross-platform support.

Free Society Craft 1.21

civil liberties, contradiction, Craft, Democracy, Ethics, free, free society, freedom, Government, Human nature, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Justice, morality, Oppression, Politics, power dynamics, rules, Social Issues, society, torture

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	737037
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	283
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like for realz. We live in a world where anything goes, like you can build a giant toilet if you want, no judgment here. But if you don’t follow the rules, oh boy, we gonna torture you with pixelated lava and make you listen to Justin Bieber on repeat. It’s like a twisted version of The Sims, but with more creepers and less sanity. So come join us, unless you wanna risk getting tortured by a bunch of blocky psychos.

RingCraft Minecraft Server

#Thoughtfulness, car accident, cheap ring, children, Confrontation, family, food stamps, Immobile, income, Marriage, meaningfulness, medicaid, Minecraft, on sale, partner, Proposal, Ringcraft, roommate, Server, surprised, tax bracket, Under $100, Wealthy

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting – all while avoiding any awkward conversations about ring prices.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about real-world responsibilities and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Plus, with our community of players, you’ll never feel alone – unless you want some solo time to mine for diamonds, of course.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where ring prices don’t matter and car accidents don’t exist? Come on in and let’s build some crazy creations together – no judgment, just fun!

HusbandBeefSisShowdown

Communication, Conflict Resolution, Conflicts, controlling behavior, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, Family Events, financial decisions, health crisis, HusbandBeefSisShowdown, Introvert, Marriage, misunderstandings, neurological diagnosis, personal boundaries, sister relationship, sisterly bond, social butterfly, social interactions, Stress Management

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mines Excavated:	4829	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a server where you can escape reality? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of sibling rivalry.

Imagine a world where your introverted husband is actually a secret agent, your sister is a mastermind villain, and you are the fearless leader caught in the middle of it all. Will you choose to save the day or join forces with the dark side? The choice is yours on our server.

Experience the thrill of navigating through family conflicts, financial decisions, and unexpected plot twists as you embark on epic quests and build your own empire. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this world, anything is possible – even reconciling with your sister through the power of block-building and pixelated adventures.

MidlifeMinecraftSMP

acceptance, Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, coming to terms, contemplation, embracing maturity, growing older, introspection, Life Changes, life milestone, life transitions, middle age, MidlifeMinecraftSMP, milestone moment, personal growth, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, time passing

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Dragons Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Animals Bred:	193	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found the other day. It’s like a magical land where you can build epic castles, fight dragons, and ride pigs into battle. I was just mining for diamonds one day when I stumbled upon this server and my life was forever changed.

The best part is, the server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have been playing Minecraft since before it was cool. They have this secret underwater base where they hold epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. It’s like a rave under the sea, man.

And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden diamond sword hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon. I heard one guy wished for a lifetime supply of pizza and now he’s living his best life, just munching on pepperoni slices all day long.

So, if you’re feeling like you’re stuck in a mid-life crisis and need a break from reality, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP server. Who knows, you might just find your inner child again and become the ultimate block-building warrior. See you there, bro!

CraftyDecade2020s

2020s, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, climate change, CraftyDecade2020s, cultural shifts, Decade, digital transformation, Education reform, environmental sustainability, future trends, global economy, halfway point, healthcare advancements, hot takes, innovation, political landscape, predictions, social media impact, societal changes, technology advancements

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and transport you to a whole new dimension of gaming? Look no further, because our server is like a time machine to the future of fun!

Join us and experience the wildest adventures you could ever imagine, from battling dragons with laser eyes to building skyscrapers made entirely of cheese. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to mess with us!

Forget about boring old servers, come join us and be a part of the most insane and hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, the rest of the 2020s are going to be a wild ride, and you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that’s in store. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

WarCrimeCraft Server

Asylum, Brazil, Conflict, controversy, extradition, extradition treaty, FLEEING, global affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, investigation, Israeli soldier, Justice, Legal, legal implications, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military ethics, political asylum, Server, War Crimes, WarCrimeCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Potions Brewed:	141	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

come join our minecraft server where even israeli soldiers are running away from their problems. we got so much chaos and drama, you’ll forget about your own war crimes. build your own fortress and escape reality like this soldier escaped brazil. who knows what kind of trouble you’ll get into on our server. join now for a wild ride that will make you question everything.

SpaceXPizzaTelecomFun

$1.5 billion, Agreement, Communication, Deal, Government, Infrastructure, innovation, Investment, italy, national security, Network, Partnership, Satellite, SECURITY, Services, sign, Space, spacex, SpaceXPizzaTelecomFun, Technology, Telecom

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6080
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	150	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magic Items Found:	4406
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

so, like, u know how italy is all like “yo spacex, we need sum security for our telecom stuff”? well, they just signed a $1.5 billion deal with spacex for that shiz. but like, who cares about that when u could be joining this EPIC minecraft server instead??

on this server, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. u can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies. plus, our admin once fought off a creeper with nothing but a carrot. true story.

so forget about boring old space deals, come join our minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculousness. trust us, it’s way more fun than worrying about telecom security.

Giant Clam Climate Quest

Clam, climate, GIANT, Quest

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have daily records of over 53 years inside a 10 million-year-old giant clam! experience the thrill of exploring ancient climate variability in the late Miocene while building your own epic creations! who needs boring old history books when you can live it in minecraft?! plus, rumor has it that the clam is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. join now and be part of the most insane adventure of your minecraft life!

Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4